Erwin Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If BF promised to ship you a copy by next week, would you convert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Let's cut this straight: would it involve circumcision? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umlaut Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Sorry. Already sold my soul to the devil for the same price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noxnoctum Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Um.... no? Especially considering it should be out within a week anyways . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Belenko Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Could I join Terry Jones church instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Springelkamp Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Maybe, if Jesus doesn't appear tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Please explain the Muslim players here what the deal is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimmer Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Only in order to be able to issue a fatwa and wage jihad against Battlefront if they miss their deadline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeutschRitter Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If BF promised to ship you a copy by next week, would you convert? Never ever!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Would I get more holidays off to play CMBN than I do now with my faked christian beliefs? I figure Ramadan has got to be good for some "I am too weak to work as I haven't eaten all day" excuses and that lasts like a month. Was in Casablanca a couple years ago during Ramadan, and if that was anything to judge by I should be able to pull that off no problem. Is it worth investigating the religion with the most holidays to start preparing my boss for more absences? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Springelkamp Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Is it worth investigating the religion with the most holidays to start preparing my boss for more absences? Then you should definitely look at Roman paganism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argie Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I've converted to Capitalism for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 How ridiculous....the wait must be really getting to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have mandatory holidays once a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Could I join Terry Jones church instead? I'm more an Eric Idle's witness, myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Abdul is not amused 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user38 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have mandatory holidays once a week. Yes, but those holidays are on Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Yes, but those holidays are on Sunday. Nope, two days a week! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Nope, two days a week! Saturday and Sunday. Quite frankly I see little point in converting to your religion. It would be more advantageous to move to a country which has lots of public holidays, and there is a rule that if one falls on a weekend, the country takes the day off on the following Monday. Not all countries have this civilized rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finalcut Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Or start your own Bussiness and make your own schedule.Thats what I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have mandatory holidays once a week. LOL I hadn't heard that one in a bit, though one of my coworkers periodically reminds me. I decided to google the church or Pastafarianism. **Around the time of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined holiday named "Holiday". Holiday does not take place on "a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself". Because Pastafarians "reject dogma and formalism", there are no specific requirements for Holiday. Pastafarians are instructed to celebrate Holiday however they please.** Sooooo I could decide to celebrate "holiday" on the day CMBN is released and proceed to have a week off...... You know I'd have to wait for Ramadan for months. Okay count me out I think I just got converted!! Thanks Normal Dude for the reminder :-D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnersman Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 All those virgins AND CMBN? HELL YEA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFHutch Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW, where do I sign up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn2002 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Perhaps this discussion should stop before people get insulted, guys.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Perhaps this discussion should stop before people get insulted, guys.... probably a very smart idea. There are plenty of other strange threads we can start to kill time for two weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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