Michael Dorosh Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 In honour of those who lobbied long and hard for King Tigers in CM:AK - I give you the Official CM:SF Unreasonable Request Thread. I shall start. Feel free to add yours. *ahem* BFC - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add some code to give us the option of converting the flat roofs in CM:SF to angled roofs so that we can do European or North American landscapes. Everything else we can mod ourselves (trees, grass colour, background bmp, etc.) I'm making a map of my neighbourhood and the rooves just don't look right(!) :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 What, no credit given? Personally, if CM:SF can't make me a sandwich... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I want horses in the next patch so I can finally do some Lawrence of Arabia scenarios... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by Normal Dude: What, no credit given? Personally, if CM:SF can't make me a sandwich... Did you ask already? I saw your airfield map. Quite stunning. I am doing up a map with my apartment building and it struck me how a little feature-creep would go a long way in making it look realistic... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by Pinetree: I want horses in the next patch so I can finally do some Lawrence of Arabia scenarios... And trains so you can ambush them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 How was it unreasonable to request King Tigers in CMAK? The 3D model already existed in the codebase and it would have widened the use of the game. Since it was the last CMx1 game anyway what's the harm. I know that Steve doesn't support any kind of what-if and that's why, but that doesn't mean that the omission made technical or marketing sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Pinetree: I want horses in the next patch so I can finally do some Lawrence of Arabia scenarios... And trains so you can ambush them. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olduvai_again Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I have a number of requests & suggestions. All would clearly improve the experience. #1) I would like to be included in future releases. I would be a very popular unit, so should probably have my own side. That should be purple. I should be able to dance very well. #2) The use of any armored vehicles OR leg-unit exit from any building should be accompanied by sound clips from "Who Let the Dogs Out." #3) Better modeling of thumbwrestling. Currently, this is far too abstract. #4) Hand-to-hand combat should occasionally be resolved by fish-slapping. #5) Supermodel cameos. #6) Make select armored units available for corporate sponsorship decals. All such units will subsequently only be allowed to turn left. #7) Better modeling of feng-shui in editor and maps. #8) Inappropriate and ill-timed references to "The Muscles from Bussels." #9) Two words: Legos #10) More grass mods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truppenfuhrung Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I want the game to electrocute my opponent when one of is soldier die. You know, just like in that James Bond movie ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by olduvai_again: #4) Hand-to-hand combat should occasionally be resolved by fish-slapping. Alogn with the appropriate animations of the Fish Slapping Dance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runyan99 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I want BFC to include the M4 Sherman tank as a hidden easter egg in the game. With the editor open to the units screen, hold down shift, then type s-h-e-r-m-a-n and one tank will instantly appear in the OOB for the American side. Then we can ogle it and dream about WW2 scenarios. Actually, I thought about claiming this was already the case as a prank, and decided it would be silly, and probably wouldn't go very far before somebody asked for a screenshot or something. Still, would be cool to have just one WW2 vehicle in CMSF as a hidden feature. Don't you think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33GZ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 As it is the Bastion of all strategy games... I feel there should be a paper, scissors, rock module. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Normal Dude: What, no credit given? Personally, if CM:SF can't make me a sandwich... I saw your airfield map. Quite stunning. </font>Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFMM Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Working traffic lights. And a T64 please. NOW! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ol_mouse Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I really have to second olduvai_again's request that he be added back as a unit. He was by far my favorite unit in CMBB and I really missed him when he was dropped in CMAK just because he didn't appear in the African theatre. If it's too hard to add him in as his own side in just a patch, perhaps he could just be temporarily added into the US order of battle as a temporary measure pending a proper purple module. My two cents, ol-mouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I request that occasionally passengers leave vehicles with a stylish front-flip! Thank you for your consideration! Best regards, Thomm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I request that when a VBIED attack succeeds, we get a hot pr0n cutscene of 72 virgins. Preferably female. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt.Rock of Easy Company Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: .... I'm making a map of my neighbourhood ... HEY YOU, THAT WAS MY IDEA :mad: :mad: :mad: lol, it'll be nice to have fights in different nieghborhoods around the US or europe and such. Different places have different styles of making communities and neighborhoods, so the diversity will be welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Good god, your all a bunch of fools. Didn't anybody else notice that there's NO COW BELL? The game is broken without it. We gotta have that cowbell! BFC please fix or somefink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I wonder why this hasn't come up yet. Since the tripod can now be accurately modeled, why isn't there a Bren LMG in the game? Along with the missing horses, this seems to be the most important issue right now. Unless this is fixed SF is totally unplayable. Also, we really need more flavor objects like choclate and vanilla. I'm a semi-professional ice-cream eater and I really see no reason why BFC left this out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krinks Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I demand an animation of the last surviving member of a platoon to be curled up in a ball behind a wall crying "MOMMA!! MOMMA!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 How about an opening movie? DAWN OF WAR had a cool movie! I think we need a cool movie. Also, Space Orks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 1: CMSF WW2 Mod with King Tiger, Horses etc. 2: HPTargets like Bin Laden, Assad, Bush. 3: Working Gas Stations with Air Miles. 4: Hiding places like Sadam Used. (to play seek the HPT) 5: Accelerate time button. 6: Slow Motion Button. 7: Repair and Towing units. 8: Bridge laying and Mine Clearing Tanks. 9: Leopard 2 A6, CV 90/35, Fennek and Dutch OOB. 10: Female soldiers... (Kidnappable) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Has anyone thought about Hamstertruppen?! What CM game is complete without Hamstertruppen!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeDog Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 The game should come with a new computer, so I can actually play the darn thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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