Moriarty Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna: Slow newsday. Must be time for an ÜberLizard Update! Setup is completed, stuffed and filed with the Bard's people. My defensive positions suck, my troops suck and I didn't get that metre of gooey mud I was hoping for. Looks like reverse psychology doesnt work on Moriarty. Ahem, Lizard Boy-o, did not the Diety specifically say that this was a No-Excuses match? "Why, yes, I believe he did," is the correct answer. Perchance you should take your sniveling down the hall to a room where someone might possibly care even a jot, whit or iota. [ June 14, 2002, 12:39 AM: Message edited by: Moriarty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 I think heart attacks are under-modelled in CMBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: And what did the poor sweet little innocent ÜberGnome do to you guys to make you want to blow him up into little pieces all over the battlefield? He just quietly watches over his flower garden all day...hardly any reason to hurt the little guy. PersephoneFear not, fair Persephone, anytime the Bard needs an ego boost, he challenges me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Yeah, like I'm going to pick now to start following the rules. Especially those of a smelly French diety such as yourself. Serious slow newsday here and no one will return my calls, so I advise you to crank up IM and send me a turn. Let's settle who owns this soiled ville once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: then you'll have no objection to giving us veto power over the appointment of Squires.WHAT!? After your piss poor showing in the CMPlayer affair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 MrSpkr I was just about to say how funny that childrens book was but then I noticed a severe doctrinal error. The Americans should have shelled the village first and then started walking down the hill. Tsk tsk tsk. Try posting that in the outerboards and see how it floats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: WHAT!? After your piss poor showing in the CMPlayer affair?Mommy! Daddy! Stop yelling! You're tearing me apaaaaaart.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Of course your parents are yelling Cmplayer. They're unhappy with their lives. Your dad is an aluminum siding salesman from Utah and your mom needs a shave...... 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Harv: Jealous Mace?Nah. We've got plenty of sheep in Oz. I don't need to wing it overseas unless someone's prepared to cover my airfare. Say, is that you standing to the left of the sign? If it is, you have my sympathy. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Also, it appears pocket billiards is much a diversion there as it is down here. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Friday is finally here. Since Monday was 3 days long, Tuesday was 4.25 days long, Wednesday was 3.5 days long, and Thursday was 1.75 days long, I’m grateful that Friday is here. Monday was weeping, Tuesday was gnashing of teeth, Wednesday was a hot steaming bowl of stress, and Thursday was indigestion coupled with violent and sudden bowl movements. I think I’ll process my turns tonight. (The turns that I can process) My most dependable opponents are still Elvis and JDMorse. I’ve started my game against Fionn Kelly and will be setting up my troops tonight. Since I’m anticipating that my Friday will be 27 hours long before I actually leave this building of suffering, it’s quite a ways off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: The Little Old Volkssturm Who CouldNow that's an AAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: blah blah blah a severe doctrinal error blah blah blahGrog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Hey, I look good as a Falls...err...German Paratrooper. Now, can you identify whose faces are the rest? Berli, damn you...[can he do that?] Get back to work! [Oh wait, that is Matt yelling at me] Oh yeah, will take a look at the new one when I get home. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by rune: Hey, I look good as a Falls...err...German Paratrooper. Now, can you identify whose faces are the rest? Berli, damn you...[can he do that?] Get back to work! [Oh wait, that is Matt yelling at me] Oh yeah, will take a look at the new one when I get home. RuneSlave driver... Oh, and it's Fallschirmjäger ya nong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Nah. We've got plenty of sheep in Oz.Mace, Mace, Mace. Imagine a hot night on the savanna with a South African Mutton Merino or a West African Dwarf. Perhaps a Qinghai Black Tibetan or Quanglin Large-tail, I bet they know a few exotic tricks. How about a Xinjiang Finewool to finish off an evening of Oriental delights? Or a harem of Blackhead Persians for a Thousand and One Arabian Nights? Tour Europe on five sheep a day with Algarvo Churros, Friesian Milk Sheep, Merinizzata italianas, Norwegian Furs, and Rouge de Roussilons (ooh la la). See the U.S.A. with the company of a California Varigated Mutant or a Gulf Coast Native by your side. A sultry night in Rio wrapped in the embrace of a Brazilian Somali (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). There is a whole world of sheep out there for you. Why limit yourself to the same steady diet of Booroola Merino? [ June 14, 2002, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: then you'll have no objection to giving us veto power over the appointment of Squires.WHAT!? After your piss poor showing in the CMPlayer affair?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by CMplayer: blah blah blah a severe doctrinal error blah blah blahGrog.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 ... you may now resume your normal, pathetic, pointless little lives.At least some of us Have a real life. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Harv: What exactly is a sheep goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Posted on the "yards" thread by CMplayer Let's see...in the last 24 hours I played miniature golf with my kid, studied for a test, aced the test, had sex twice with my wife, met some friends for lunch, had a good time and interesting conversation with those friends, discussed a long term project with a colleague, recycled a bunch of bottles, used an umbrella three times, was awed by the beauty of nature twice, corresponded by e-mail with three significant other human beings, had a really tasty dinner, helped arrange some logistics of a weekend retreat with some friends and participated in this vibrant thread. I've got enough life, thank you. In fact I'd rather get rid of some life. Perhaps you need some? So if you are giving some life away...make sure of your generosity and give it ALL away. By the way, are you any relation to Arthur Dent ? ? ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: nonsenseWhat are you blathering aboot? I have been in favor of the death penalty for CMPlayer from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: What are you blathering aboot? I have been in favor of the death penalty for CMPlayer from the beginning.But Berli, you're in favor of the death penalty for everyone from the very beginning. Surely CMplayer deserves a little something extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer Let's see...in the last 24 hours I had sex twice with my wife... Yeah, yeah... so what did you do with your other 23 hours, 57 minutes and 18 seconds??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Yeah, yeah... so what did you do with your other 23 hours, 57 minutes and 18 seconds???I'll just assume that was a typo, and you meant 59 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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