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Does a glavnee upravleneeyah lagerai count? Not all bad, as I got a Russian bird out of it. I also relocated to Perth, and can therefore send you hot steaming death in near real time, because unless I am mistaken, you are also out here in the workers paradise. I also see that that OGlanguagemanglerSF is still kicking (but sadly not the wee Maggie) so perhaps a can of whooparse is also in his near future. I mean it not like he has anything else to do in Colorado, where winter has at least 4 months to go, and I am sure he can't afford to leave the house with the state he and his ilk have allowed the economy to get to over there in the Great Satan.

Nice to see I can still haunt you Michael. Obviously I can appeal to your lizard brain. Nice to see you have been building up an improved list of people who admitted you are correct in the last 8 years, or perhaps that is your lifelong list. I notice your wife isn't referenced, however.

Yes, and will note that I have relocated to Perth from Sydney.

Hey Lads. Sorry I dropped in to the IPad app thread and put in a comment after many many years, mostly to give kudos to the BF boys, but also to see if my details were still in this thing. And now I feel like a rock star, with a join date back in the 90s So, feel free to all bow down and hail me. I would have posted last week again in answer to Emrys or others, but I am a real important company uppity up now, and didn't get back to it. It may also have something to do with the fact that after I tried out the iPad app, I then did more investigating and have since bought, installed and lost a weekend going back to Normandy in the full game. So then, who was treating me in the manner to so which I richly deserved via PBEM the day prior to my OSX upgrade?

Testing. . .testing. . . . . . is thing on? Just wanted to say great game guys, very well done with a balance of simplicity and quick games vs the detailed planning and control of the full game (I assume). I played CMBO out and had a pretty good crack at its sisters too, before I made the move to OSX and left you guys behind. Nice to be back and hope I can contribute something. Only one repeatable error and suggested fix. In the setup of mng of the 902, if I attempt to dismount the rifle team from the M10 in the setup phase and it always crashes the game. I hate losing a whole setup, and request a quick save button in that phase that reloads if there is a crash, please. I will now go back to being slaughtered by whomever was my opponent back in the day. Berli? Elvis? Moriarty? Does Peng still live?

I think I will skip the Eagles and lay the chicks in downtown Philly who aren't into yank football instead if it's all the same to you Elvis.

Just wanted to stop by and see that you pack of pontificating bile spillers were still all tightly packed in the one group and no one has been allowed to wander off while the minders' backs were turned. Quite an argument FOR a tactical nuclear strike if you ask me. Back to Russia for me this weekend, so I for one won't be taking the piss out of anyone about the weather today. ta ta

Right, so he's either a smelly goat or a willing cuckold. Thanks for the research. I will add that to my grogly body of minutiae. Because, you know, I am clearly exposed as a grog. Oh yeah, it’s true you boys. Despite the fact that I rarely do anything but the most perfunctory research, I am clearly “one of you” and not just the exceedingly attractive wisearse you suspected me to be before.

Good thing my number is 195 then. I do so hate traveling cattle class.

PS: If a Canadonian cries in the woods, you clearly aren't using enough jellied gas. A proper first applications ends with nothing but that satisfying "whoosh" sound.

He sure told you lot alright. Sure is nice when some pup with a number in the # 13269 range can come along and set you pontificating bastiges straight like that.

Oh, goody, time for a patented Bard rant then is it? Well, then let me be the first to say: Put a porcelain sock in it, ya decrepid old gas bag before I have to open you up like a cheap tacky matrioska doll just to see how many personalities are buried inside!

Looks like I should have told him to pull urefinger out of urenose or risk picking out the tiny patch of urebrain that was obviously remaining then, eh?

No, I think the servicing with the porcelain pole is older than even the treatment that the Olde Firm provides. Also not nearly as cruel, but far more personal by design and gut-wrenchingly vile. Lars you are a paragon of your state, the king hermit in a state full of shut-ins and those that ought to be. Chicago is far and away the best of the ****e piles of humanity that you call cities in Amerika and you ought to venture there more often until you get into the spirit of the place (or at least get mugged a few times). Then you can return home to your land of 37.5 m2 lakes and feel worldly, and be the one considered by both your friends as wind swept and interesting. They’ll say: Bumpkin Clod A: “See there goes Lars, he’s the one that travels” Bumpkin Clod B: “Yup, and I hear he didn’t even take his boot” Yadda Yadda Yadda (ad nauseum) . . . (add extra nauseum, because after all we are talking Minnesota here)

That'll be the day, when we take a pinch from a graesy little SSN with member number in the bazillions. And those Special Olympics jokes are going to have the Texas lawyers all over you like a cheap suit, lad. Just like a Kiwi to take the name of vodka from {snarf!} New Zealand. Why don't you name yourself after a sheep, or a good dry fly or something related to bungie or something you could be rightfully proud of (or at least know something about)? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a Kiwi. Geier thanks for the invite, mate, but I am not sure when I will fire up CM again. I am about to buy a new Laptop which will only run on OSX and will therefore keep me from playing any CM soon. And I do so long for some more of the treatment that only The Olde Firm can supply. I will also be pretty busy for the next year as it would appear I am going to get involved in a JV here in the Rodina for the next year. But I will try to keep up and pass on the odd painful observation and a few bits of Russian trivia. For instance, were you aware that Lenin's favourite tree was the cottonwood? Yuzhno is just filthy with that cotton ****e in the air every afternoon in the summer (both weeks of it), which is like having it snow and thereby reminding us of what it looks like around here predominately. This, to me adds proof to a thesis I am developing. Namely, Lenin had some pretty good ideas, but his taste was in his arse. Not unlike dirty old Jo Xia actually.