Mord Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Twas the night before CM-mas and all through the bunker not a 'truppen was stirring they were all down and hunkered The frags were all hung by the rifles with care In hopes that Santa Steve soon would be there The 'truppen a snoring and dreaming away of the hookers they'd met, on leave last May When out in the minefield there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bunk, my skivvies all tattered. Away to the gun sites I flew like a plane, pulled back the bolt and steadied my aim. When from mod weary eyes I spied from afar, Some northern Maine dude with a brain in a jar, Santa Steve! I shouted with excitement and glee but in response, just some bitching about TO&E On Stragglers, on Sicherungs, Luftwaffe and Herr on Jagers and Gebirs, and others more rare He droned on and on as the brain kept a coding and I knew deep inside this was no normal foreboding For once in a while a reference to Syria and with that little gem I was sent to hysteria For amidst all that heavy WWII talking Toward Shock Force 2 I knew he was walking Patiently on the desert I'd waited and soon it'd be real and my lust would be sated Back to the sand! Nato, Uncons and pals but with 4.0 flare and friggin' hit decals! My head filled with war and the toys that it brings I was hoping I'd see it before G**D*** spring! Then brain in arm, he turned toward the west to continue ever onward the Combat Mission quest Teeth clenched and jaw set against the snowy wind he trudge into the night, a phantom again And as he passed by the bunker and out of our zone I chewed on the annual Christmas bone. Merry Christmas, fellas! Mord. Edited December 22, 2017 by Mord 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger73 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Merry Christmas indeed, @Mord! Merry Christmas indeed! Edited December 22, 2017 by Badger73 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinrich505 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Merry Christmas Mord. This is great! Heinrich505 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM Stuff Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Merry Christmas to you and your family Mord very nice text... Mord the guy who dont stop to astoned everybody.😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGarner Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Merry Christmas all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AttorneyAtWar Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Merry Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoMac Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Mord said: Twas the night before CM-mas and all through the bunker not a 'truppen was stirring they were all down and hunkered The frags were all hung by the rifles with care In hopes that Santa Steve soon would be there The 'truppen a snoring and dreaming away of the hookers they'd met, on leave last May When out in the minefield there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bunk, my skivvies all tattered. Away to the gun sites I flew like a plane, pulled back the bolt and steadied my aim. When from mod weary eyes I spied from afar, Some northern Maine dude with a brain in a jar, Santa Steve! I shouted with excitement and glee but in response, just some bitching about TO&E On Stragglers, on Sicherungs, Luftwaffe and Herr on Jagers and Gebirs, and others more rare He droned on and on as the brain kept a coding and I knew deep inside this was no normal foreboding For once in a while a reference to Syria and with that little gem I was sent to hysteria For amidst all that heavy WWII talking Toward Shock Force 2 I knew he was walking Patiently on the desert I'd waited and soon it'd be real and my lust would be sated Back to the sand! Nato, Uncons and pals but with 4.0 flare and friggin' hit decals! My head filled with war and the toys that it brings I was hoping I'd see it before G**D*** spring! And as he passed by the bunker and out of our zone I chewed on the annual Christmas bone. Merry Christmas, fellas! Mord. And just to find out, Steve, is a Grinch after all...Ho-Ho-Ho, to all my Ho's :-( Edited December 22, 2017 by JoMc67 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IICptMillerII Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 This was legitimately spectacular. @Mord thanks for supplying a hearty amount of laugh and cheer. Merry Christmas and happy holidays all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, JoMc67 said: And just to find out, Steve, is a Grinch after all...Ho-Ho-Ho, to all my Ho's :-( Traditionally it has gotten posted between now and the 26th. So, no Grinch. Thank ya, guys. Glad you enjoyed it. Now Steve needs to make the poem a reality! Mord. Edited December 22, 2017 by Mord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hey good buddy, Merry Christmas to you too and all the CM lovers here and everywhere! I'd congratulate you on your hilarious rendition of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but I thought we collectively chained you to your computer to hurry up and finish your FB mod?!?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benpark Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 That was extremely entertaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 hour ago, mjkerner said: I'd congratulate you on your hilarious rendition of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but I thought we collectively chained you to your computer to hurry up and finish your FB mod?!?! Art can never be constrained! 15 minutes ago, benpark said: That was extremely entertaining. Thanks. I am hoping to get a pic added to the first post to better illustrate the Christmas-iness of this holiday spectacular. Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
para Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Merry Xmas all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobetco Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 24, 2017 Author Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) On 12/22/2017 at 4:53 PM, JoMc67 said: And just to find out, Steve, is a Grinch after all... Ye of little faith! Mord. Edited December 24, 2017 by Mord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Guys, Merry Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warts 'n' all Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Unlike my alter ego, I'd like to wish everyone a Yule that's cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn2002 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Nice one, Mord. Happy Christmas everyone. And health and good fortune to you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn2002 Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 On 22-12-2017 at 11:28 PM, mjkerner said: Hey good buddy, Merry Christmas to you too and all the CM lovers here and everywhere! I'd congratulate you on your hilarious rendition of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but I thought we collectively chained you to your computer to hurry up and finish your FB mod?!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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