Rab C. sits slumped at the bar of The Clansman with about an inch of lager left in his glass. Then all of a sudden he sits bolt upright. "Eey Jamesie, will youse liisshen to this pish. Hes doesnae knowse the difference between "Scot" and "Scott".
"Aye, yer right there, Rab. Who would yer have in an army full of Scotts?" ........
So let's answer his question.
Sir Walter Scott, who would go into battle dressed as Ivanhoe on a white charger, and promptly get shot .
Terry Scott, who would refuse to go into battle unless Joon Whitfield was holding his hand.
Cpt. Robert Falcon Scott, a man so stupid that he tried to reach the South Pole using pit ponies instead of huskies.
And, Sir Peter Scott who whenever given the binoculars to study the Jerries positions, would shout "Father, father, there's a falcon!" Only to be told, "That's me, you Stupid Boy".