B00M$LANG Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Originally posted by Pete Wenman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I don't joke about war, sonny...it's nothing to joke about...unless we're talking about the French military... Why, what's funny about the French military ? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Originally posted by B00M$LANG: I don't joke about war, sonny...it's nothing to joke about...unless we're talking about the French military... Ah. It seemed to me that there were two options. You were either joking, or you were being an insufferable asshole. I hoped for the former, but it seems that you are capable only of the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvaderCanuck Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Originally posted by B00M$LANG: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Melnibone: I have a spare sense of humour boxed up in my garage if you need it. I've got an outstanding sense of humor. Unfortunately, it's not up to you, stoat, or anyone else to decide when or where when I use it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 yikes! This is getting good, no wonder you auslanders joke about our (North American's) lack of irony identification, thanks for representin' Bloomshag! Fight this fight against the evil frenchies for all us Americans!!!!!(as I walk off knowing what a bad troll I am). This is going to get shut down right... now... no wait... now! Well maybe soon. Cheers! -The B Edit: Ooops sorry Boomslang, I miss spelled your name up above, please disregard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33GZ Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 This just gets better and better! quick! keep poking him... see what else he comes up with, I love this guy Originally posted by B00M$LANG: Oh wait...I get it now...most of you aren't from America! That explains most of your lack of intelligent military tactical expertise! LMAO, and people wonder why the US is the greatest country on earth... I gotta admit, you got me there. I live in New Zealand... we had to close our airforce cause our ageing wing of Skyhawks cost too much to maintain our navy consists of 3 or 4 frigates, our population is 4,000,000 so you can imagine what the size of our army might be, our armour consists of 10 or so newly purchased strykers... thats about it Our SAS on the other hand are pwny trainers But guess what!? theres no one out there that actually wants to blow the **** out of us As for the US being the greatest country on earth. I dont want to offend anyone else from North America, so Ill say this. You are an Ostrich. Pronunciation: os·trich - [aw-strich, os-trich] noun: A person who attempts to ignore unpleasant facts or situations. [ July 30, 2007, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: R33GZ ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrashb Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Originally posted by B00M$LANG: LMAO, and people wonder why the US is the greatest country on earth... Looks like Rambo has taken a new pseudonym and migrated from the Strategic Command board... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 I think Boomy offers us a great lesson on how to go on about internet discussions: when you say something silly and are proven to have done so, never admit that you were wrong. That would show weakness! Rather, attack the French. That always confuses people from seeing your idiocy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRourke Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Is it too early to compare someone to Hitler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 lololol! Be careful he'll come unglued if he thinks you are calling him Hitler! Poke! From a fellow yank! Love and kisses! --->Duck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 This thread is top class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Catsack Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Originally posted by B00M$LANG: I don't joke about war, sonny...it's nothing to joke about...unless we're talking about the French military... I happen to think that Napoleon was hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pies Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Hello Mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetchez la Vache Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 That's simply not funny. Although if your Mum is French... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melnibone Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pak_43 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I've got an outstanding sense of humor. Unfortunately, it's not up to you, stoat, or anyone else to decide when or where when I use it I fear the day you unleash your sense of humour on us...how will we cope with the mirth, the giggles or the guffaws. You'd better lead us in gently otherwise we might not be able to cope, anyways (as good old Bill Hicks would have said) let me strap myself in... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Gently!!!???? How much more gently do you want him to lead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Ahh...I was in dire need of a good belly laugh and along comes this thread. There is hope yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moronic Max Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: I think Boomy offers us a great lesson on how to go on about internet discussions: when you say something silly and are proven to have done so, never admit that you were wrong. That would show weakness! Rather, attack the French. That always confuses people from seeing your idiocy. He's practicing for his upcoming congressional run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MERC Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Does anybody have a towel. I need to clean off the pop that I just shot through my nose on to my keyboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Wow, I knew there were adults on the Internet somewhere, I think this forum's cup runneth over. Boomslang, I hope you come back and read these posts these fine peeps have written and take them to heart, then lighten up a bit! -B I'll stop trolling for now, but DON'T everyone stop, I'll have nothing to look forward to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by B00M$LANG: and people wonder why the US is the greatest country on earth... It's true! You do have a sense of humor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammybee Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Hehe, nice thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Jammybee: Hehe, nice thread. With a quality first post like that I can see a great future for you in this forum. Hail B00M$TIKFührer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 B00M$TIKKLER wet dreaming.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B00M$LANG Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 You know, I really must apologize to everyone in this thread. It was downright silly of me to expect that there would be even remotely serious discussion in a strategy and tactics forum. I really should have realized that no one could seriously post something like sergei did, because the possibility that someone could be so galactically stupid is ludicrous! I should have realized that many of you are a bunch of ignorant tossers virtually twiddling each others wedding tackle and giggling like giddy schoolgirls when someone with a clue stumbles into what should be at least a semi-serious discussion about how a modern wargame should be played and finds a gaggle of fag hags pissed-off because the latest pair of pumps you bought are killing your feet. My bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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