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So what the heck is this "Peng" stuff?


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It all started when a self-loathing, aging hipster dufus calling himself Mr. Peng after an unfunny movie by a bunch of young British hipster dufuses that was made like fifty years ago was challenged to a game of Combat Mission by another self-loathing aging hipster dufus guy with a name no one ever really quite learned how to spell and never really got to care how it was spelled in any event, and the thread in which the challenge was proferred grew and grew until there were so many posts it broke the forum and so thread after thread were started, and other aging hipster dufuses were attracted like moths to the flame, each trying to outdo the other in feats of oratorical derring-do intended to disguise the fact none of them were really any good at actually playing the game, and as the threads piled up in number and the dufuses multiplied as if part of some bizarre medieval cult, complete with knights and serfs and lame jokes stolen directly from B-grade British 'comedy' movies, thus a legend was born.

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What MeatEtr is trying to say is that the shut in ghost who inhabit the Peng thread respond to questions like this with flame wars that the RAF circa 1944 would be positively proud of. If the title of the thread says Peng in it this is allowed. I would duck now, really.

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Does the thread count as a "Peng Challenge" thread if "Peng" is in quotes in the title? Has Nox let the destructive power of Peng Challenge loose upon the forums? What is the antidote?

(Heads to store to stock up on bottled water and canned goods)

[ July 17, 2007, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Normal Dude ]

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Stop flaunting yourselves you little tarts, you merely wish to be "noticed" and perhaps gain the attention of a superior being such as those that inhabit the MTB (and it will always be there)

Now shoo!

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The Peng thread is funny like the Chuck Norris meme was funny six or seven years ago, except people keep reviving it like it's fresh and new. Similarly, the Peng thread keeps going. It's like seeing an old fat man at the pool with no shirt doing a belly flop in bullet time.

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I would call it the upper class mental assylum. The true mental assylum is most definitely the Master Goodale threads.

The peng thread is for crasy people with good breeding, or crasy people with delusions of grandieur (you know who you are) smile.gif .

They usually scurry about in slippers and dressing gowns while calling each other "knight" or "squire". If you ever entered the thread you would get the esteemed title of "SSN" :D .

Now just sit tight for a minute while someone comes along and move this thread to the GF tongue.gif .

//Salkin

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Originally posted by TheVulture:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Pinetree:

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

The absence of Gooddale threads is a good thing. Undoubtedly. It was just something of a surprise that it happened, like finding money down the back of the sofa. </font>
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Well, I don't have a problem with the Peng threads as they can be rather amusing if there is nothing else to read. What I don't understand is why they are here in the CMSF forum... At least not until the game is released?

The really good thing about them is that you all is quiet on the western front if one of the Peng threads is on top, and you can safely move on to another forum without missing any interesting...

/Mazex

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