Jorge MC Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 for those that haven't seen this review check this out, leave hem a mesage please, I can't believe this guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 If this is typical for the coming generation, America is doomed. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easytarget Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Since the reviewer was kind enough to share his views, I was kind enough to share mine regarding his intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tashtego Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 The most depressing thing about that video wasn't that it was so poorly done, but that the guy actually seemed to have a girl friend who sounded even stupider than him. A match made in heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 man that was 20 seconds of my life I will never get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMolestCats Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 My iq just went down 40 points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridethe415 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 i now believe in de-evolution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Hunter Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 What to expect from someone who was expecting a Command and Conquer game.. ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenris Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Stopped watching whilst they argued about the script. Look on the bright side.... Hopefully BFS got their $35 out of this guy. -F 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Belenko Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I listened up the part where his girl friend's IQ dropped 80 points.. Now it's -75. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForwardObserver Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The guy is quite retarded, good luck with attracting more attention than Machimina. He got a point though: CMBN is a terrible RTS. I couldn't help laughing when I realized he was expecting it to be something like Company of Heroes or the Wargame franchise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womble Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The interface is pretty horrible though. Still a lousy attempt at comedy masquerading as a review. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPB II Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 That was painful to watch...The amount of shame you start to feel for these two... Trying so hard at "comedy" yet failing so hard, ouch. Repeatedly saying "****" in an attempt to look cool lost it's edge maybe 20 or so years ago. In conclusion, they are stupid for missing the point and plain bad at being funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
para Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 It does state though that every thing they say should be taken with a pinch of salt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 "The crew who designed this learned how not to make an RTS." He didn't even realize it's supposed to be played WEGO. LOL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womble Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 "The crew who designed this learned how not to make an RTS." He didn't even realize it's supposed to be played WEGO. LOL It's not officially "supposed" to be played either way; it can be played RT or WeGo, but I think you're right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brindlewolf Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 A bit of sympathy please,think the guy realised he was ****ed when he couldn't button mash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Belenko Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 He might have enjoyed the game more if he gathered Stim Packs for the Grenadiers then press ^J> (^=up arrow J=jump and >=forward) to leap hedge rows in one move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMiller Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 "I have no f***ing idea how to move these f***ing units around...this whole game is just horse-s**t..." Wow...compelling, thoughtful review, dude...excellent job of reviewing a simulation without apparently picking up the Manual. As of my turn watching this drivel, his video had 541 views...!!! Let's not give any more, OK? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocal Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I'm personally wondering how he missed drag selecting units... its actually in there, all you have to do is click and drag like every other game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Really? I think think it is Shift+click you need to press to be able to drag select units. But probably that is to much for that guy, pressing two buttons at once i mean . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womble Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 It's a "fair point" to mention that the "commonly accepted" conventions are a bit twisted in CM. Shift-drag to make a box is hardly intuitive for people who've used other bits of software. However, he just rants, so hopefully he'll simply remain the butt of the joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocal Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Shift+click to grab all the units isn't exceptional. I didn't even notice I'd been hitting shift all this time and most of the games I play are not CM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Jorge MC, My favorite part? The cool animated assault upon the G and the M ratings! The setup views and such looked great. If the GF was cute, I wish they would've shown her. Not much fun to listen to. The guy's a grade one clueless git, and that's before he launches into his highly opinionated diss of the entire game. I've never played CMBN in RTS, but "Boy Genius" clearly didn't RTFM before going into rant mode, if said baseless bombast even qualified for that level. Clearly needs to retake Game Review 101 and How Not to Sound Like an (Arrogant) Blithering Idiot from 101 through Post-Doctoral level. Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simmox Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 i made it to the 13 second mark,then killed myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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