Vinnart Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry Christmas to all my fellow grogs out there, and to the BF team! I wish you all peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir Ausf B Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 On the twelfth day of Christmas, A file was sent to me... With twelve Jabos humming, Eleven Ronsons burning, Ten Scouts a-peeping, Nine Pumas scooting, Eight Tigers bogging, Seven Trucks a-fording, Six Shrecks a-hiding, Five Orange TRPs, Four calls for fire, Three French tanks, Two hulldown StuGs, And a sniper 'neath a pear tree! ------------------------------ Happy Holidays to all of you out there in CM-land! May your artillery never fall short! - .............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darknight (DC) Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Wishes for a very Merry Christmas to all. This includes all the designers, creators, testers, modders and forum-ites....and hell, even the trolls, (its Christmas, even the trolls deserve to be merry). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonRocko Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry Christmas everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Word of caution, the world's sexiest man has warned that any overflights of N Korean airpsace will unleash a torrent of fire on the N Pole. Santa has been warned. Umm Merry Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejetset Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Word of caution, the world's sexiest man has warned that any overflights of N Korean airpsace will unleash a torrent of fire on the N Pole. Santa has been warned. Umm Merry Christmas Nice one! ... I want to make the Onion's sexiest man list too someday!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeel Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry christmas and a happy new year/ God jul och gott nytt år 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Merry Christmas everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Wargamer Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Happy Holidays ALL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Merry Christmas !! Maligayang Pasko !! Feliz Navidad !! NOEL !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c3k Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Merry Christmas wishes to all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hister Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Thank you buddy Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Merry Christmas everyone! You too, Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Wishing all a suitably salubrious Saturnalia! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Seasoned (but not overly so) Greetings To All! Sgt Schultz, I like your version a lot better than the one I got. No groggy goodness or war piggery here! The Twelve Days of Poor Grammar On the first day of submission, my article came back to me with one spelling error, oh gee! On the second day of submission, my article came back to me with two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the third day of submission, my article came back to me with three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the fourth day of submission, my article came back to me with four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the fifth day of submission, my article came back to me with five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the sixth day of submission, my article came back to me with six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the seventh day of submission, my article came back to me with seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the eighth day of submission, my article came back to me with eight double negatives, seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and another spelling error, oh gee! On the ninth day of submission, my article came back to me with nine malfunctioned conjunctions, eight double negatives, seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the tenth day of submission, my article came back to me with ten incomplete sentences, nine malfunctioned conjunctions, eight double negatives, seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the eleventh day of submission, my article came back to me with eleven split infinitives, ten incomplete sentences, nine malfunctioned conjunctions, eight double negatives, seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! On the twelfth day of submission, my article came back to me with twelve dangling modifiers, eleven split infinitives, ten incomplete sentences, nine malfunctioned conjunctions, eight double negatives, seven comma splices, six confusing contractions, five run-on sentences, four poorly possessive apostrophes, three texting texts, two misused words, and one spelling error, oh gee! REgards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Sgt Schultz, If you've ever been on a big editorial project, this song is frighteningly realizable. Every successive round of edits seems to beget new errors, and fixing those creates yet more. Heaven help you if repagination and footnotes are involved! Mord, Do we have any female CM members anymore? Offhand, I can't name a single one. Of course, handles can hide lots of things. Nor do I underestimate the martial talents of the ladies. The fastest and worst wargame thrashing I ever got was administered to me by my sister, Mary, playing AH's Kriegspiel. I deployed logically, defending key points and doing other militarily sensible things. Her approach? Defend nothing! Put everything on the border and come sweeping in with irresistible force. Neither General Mud nor General Winter could save me, either! Humiliating, I tell you! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Do we have any female CM members anymore? Patches still shows up from time to time in the Peng Challenge Thread. I'm sure that there are several ladies still registered here, but it's been a while since any showed up. I think there were one or two new members who sported female names and appeared briefly earlier in the year, but they seem to be long gone as well. We seem to bore them with our talk of armor basis and muzzle velocity. Can't understand why. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invernomuto Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Merry Christmas to you all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFF Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Since it's still the 25th here where I live, I'll chime in as well: Merry Christmas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Michael Emrys, Appreciate the update! How to woo back the ladies? Perhaps if we had posts like these, things might improve? Modest Proposals The secret love life of Kurt "Panzer" Meyer! The REAL story! Size and length matter! Why you should dump the SCHLUB in that stubby Panzer III N and date a real man, a Panther commander! 10 HOT questions for YOUR AFV designer! Male enhancement! Why the Littlejohn adapter's BETTER than Viagra! Stop smoking! (If you say it to your Sherman, it's already too late!) Is YOUR outfit coming undone? (Understanding CMBN subsystem damage) Naverboogie and you--is there a real relationship there? Light my fire! A plea for flamethrowers in CMx2! Panzerschreck or Panzerblech? You decide! Sherman--Hottie or nottie? Send in the clowns--how to recover from a disastrous air strike! Are you HOT? You are if your tank's on fire! My Jagdpanther BOGGED! Will I ever see it again? He rocked my world--in a BAD way! Sure wish I'd bought field fortifications! Surviving a ROUGH breakup! What to do when leaving your burning Panzer! Bazooka--more than Mom's bubble gum! Doin' it doggy style! How to use M8 Greyhounds and get some back alive! Never smile at a Crocodile! Run! I'd stop a grenade for you! (On second thought, not!) Location! Location! Location! (Siting fixed defenses in CMBN) Churchill? He puts the SEXY in slow! (How to use "I" tanks) How to use a condom? (It goes over your rifle muzzle) If this Wasp stings you, you're dead! PanzerGranate40? Not for Shorty! It killed the Romans! Don't let lead kill YOU! Why 77mm is SO much better than 76! Is he shooting blanks?! You'd better hope so if your HMG jams! Stop dieting now! 17 pound(ers) you CAN'T afford to lose! Cosmetic Enhancements? Applique armor and YOU! Is it time to end this relationship? (Stay with or abandon a penetrated tank) Under my umbrella? Why tacair's a must when YOU attack! Tungsten! Why you can't afford to consume it! How to stop chewing your nails and spit lead instead! How to train your gunner (to elevate for your pleasure)! Drop it like it's hot! How to bracket quickly and fire for effect! Say what? The vital importance of clear communication! Lose 200 Pounds NOW! Fire YOUR 8" Gun! Naughty by nature! Spotting unfair QB purchases and what to do about them. You sank my battleship? I think I'll cry! (Naval gunfire support in CMBN) P-47? I'm in Heaven! Fill 'er up? Not me, my tank! Everyone likes heavy metal! Field artillery and you! Pay attention to me, Baby! (How to use an FO) Eye of the Tiger--why you should avoid it! Here, kitty kitty! Puma or Lynx--how to decide! Olive drab--the new black! On point--how to use YOUR bayonet! Airborne beret! Fashion forward or BIG mistake? Don't stand out! Why cammies are THE fashion must! Check him out! How to choose the right sniper rifle! Forget shoes--get yourself a great pair of BOOTS! Perfect storm? Tiffies vs Thunderbolts! Handbag or handgun? Luger vs M1911 On a budget? How to shop for fire support! You should've texted! (Hanging on until reinforcements show up) To splurge or not to splurge? (Small QB armor buy tradeoffs) Normandy dust--the complexion disaster that can get you KILLED! The ALL-IMPORTANT T-ZONE--How and when to use HVAP! This Schu (mine) doesn't fit! Tale of the tape--marking YOUR cleared path! Lafayette Poole! Cool or tool? Killing everything in sight! Michael Wittmann dishes! Audie Murphy--So HOT the floor's ablaze! Paratrooper or paradrooper? Use Airborne effectively! Surprise him--with a deadly ambush! Time to move? Displacing before FFE begins! Charge it! Beginner's guide to rushing a (you hope) suppressed MG nest! Burnt cork or camo paint? Find YOUR fashion look for night ops! Fear of intimacy? Why you SHOULDN'T get too involved with your troops! Is he CHEATING?! (House rules for QBs) Looking sharp! (Battlefield survival) He wore me out! Don't let this be YOUR excuse for losing! How to get great headshots! (Proper sniper positioning and use) Make a GREAT first impression! (How to write a useful scenario briefing) Get your sexy on! Be smoking HOT in ambush camouflage! R-E-S-P-E-C-T (Impress the grogs with YOUR first post)! Am going to stop this now while I still have a life left!!! Used to think Combaiku was addictive! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkwraith Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 A happy Xmas and a prosperous new year to you all and to everyone at Battlefront. Thanks for an extraordinary year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Merry Christmas and Etc. to everyone here! Little did I know, when I registered after the CMBO demo all those years ago, that the games would be going strong and as good as they are now. Cheers, all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamAnt2 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Merry Christmas to all,,,Feliz 2013 !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wodin Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Well hope you all had a good one..new year next..then before you know ti it will be Xmas again. Hopefully though next time where all playing CM East front and SF2!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Wodin, what's wrong with Normandy? Isn't that good enough? Are you trolling again?! Merry Christmas! ho ho ho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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