Berlichtingen Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Would someone explain to me why no one has shoved a 'faust up tiny tank's bum and blown his brains out yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Originally posted by Noba: Scary. I posted one hour BEFORE Joe.* Scary. Noba. Ah Noba ... what's truly scary is that you've once again managed that tricky sequence of (1) Turn the computer ON (2) Find BFC in Favorites (3) Find the LATEST Peng Challenge Thread SNIPPED.... (4) See latest dribble from the cesspool's own "flying banker"** - as if anyone gives a toss which part of the USA you will appear in next.....as long as you stay there. Joe * Pity you havn't noticed. ** Is this another misplaced leading letter ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Would someone explain to me why no one has shoved a 'faust up tiny tank's bum and blown his brains out yet? Waste of a perfectly good 'faust. A penny cracker would do. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: Waste of a perfectly good 'faust. A penny cracker would do. Noba. Look, I really don't care what gets used, it is the end result I'm interested in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Look, I really don't care what gets used, it is the end result I'm interested in.Jeez, you're supposed to be Death, right? Get out there and do whatever it is you do. Call in Pestilence if you must (kind of like exchanging one infestation for another, if you ask me), or better yet, War. Old man war is supposed to be pretty rough on the tanks, from what I've heard. edit: Damn UBB. Three years and I still hate it. [ October 27, 2003, 07:00 AM: Message edited by: R Leete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Would someone explain to me why no one has shoved a 'faust up tiny tank's bum and blown his brains out yet? Who is tiny tank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: and this time he brought a beer. ONE? YOU BRING ONLY ONE FECKIN BEER!?!?!? Sheesh, what are you, a long lost cheap-*ss brother-in-law or somfink? Now send that last turn from whatever the heck we were playing. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take cheap shots. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: If everyone hadn't noticed, the end times are near, a gnome an ozzi and me tiny tim..... even dalem and his might ywing fleet can't protect you from my tiny tanks. but anywho, to the point. i must fullfill the prophicies as mandated and challenge this lawn gnome. i throw the glove at thee, and challenge you to a meeting engagment. i bite my thumb at the rest of you, except the fair lady of course. OK, I'm still working on my second cup of coffee here, so bear with me. He's challenging this new Keebler throwback and not the UberGnome, right? It's hard to tell all these porcine, freckled bratlings apart this early in a hangover. And who want's to bet that while dalem's working on his Y-wing, he's mumbling in a deep, deep, breathy voice, "Luke, join me or you'll star in 'Corvette Summer'..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Would someone explain to me why no one has shoved a 'faust up tiny tank's bum and blown his brains out yet? I thought that was part of the problem already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: And who want's to bet that while dalem's working on his Y-wing, he's mumbling in a deep, deep, breathy voice, "Luke, join me or you'll star in 'Corvette Summer'..." Hey - Annie Potts was a hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Would any of you turds like to do a TCP/IP playtest with me on a battle I am working on. No need to all respond at once, but I am in the US EST Zone if the physics of the earth's rotation is a problem for you. Since I am home all day I should be able to accomodate the entire planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 I'm the tiny tank that you've been hearing about Speedy . And nothing, I mean nothing will be getting anywhere near my bum. How could you even suggest such a sick and twisted thing? Even you should able to think of somthing much more painful and disasterous than that. [ October 27, 2003, 05:33 PM: Message edited by: tiny_tanker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I'm the tiny tank that you've been hearing about Speedy . And nothing, I mean nothing will be getting anywhere near my bum. How could you even suggest such a sick and twisted thing? Even you should able to think of somthing much more painful and disasterous than that. Something that would involve sheep no doubt. Be careful teeny_tonka, there are Oddstralians lurking in here. Perhaps you should just leave before things get really twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Perhaps you should just leave before things get really twisted. Yeah, like his titties. Let's give him a good wedgie while we're at it, too. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Not sheep!!! NOOOOOOO! I thought Mace was the only one who liked the little buggers, not Berli. SirReal, your not going to try and bully me out of the thread are you? I will not stand for this! In fact i think I'll sit down right here and let you all blow off some steam. I have a feeling you all know where to blow it to, right up dalem's skirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Maybe you knights should just get it over with and have YawnGnome and Tiny Tally-wacker duke it out for the right to be lowest turd in the pool. Spitwads and 10 paces seems about right for these two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I have a feeling you all know where to blow it to, right up dalem's skirt. That tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Where did that little lawn gnome go? I challenged him a while back and have heard nothing from the tiny pest. Maybe the ubergnome should give him some lessons. I propose rubber bands and 10 paces. Some of the knights can count it out for us if they would be so kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Where did that little lawn gnome go?Looks like he left. Perhaps you could learn from him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Buzzsaw: Maybe you knights should just get it over with and have YawnGnome and Tiny Tally-wacker duke it out for the right to be lowest turd in the pool. Spitwads and 10 paces seems about right for these two. Why don't you take care of him Buzz? I believe Shaw or MrSpkr can fix you up with the perfect scenario. I hear it has lots and lots of tanks for the metal midget to play with... SSN Hint Of The Day: Comb your hair in the kitchen. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Me? Learn from a lawngnome? I certainly hope not. My guess is he can't find a booster chair big enough for him to use the computer, and that is why he has been absent as of late. Or he could be delving into the vast cult which is the ubergnome himself, and who knows where that could lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Why don't you take care of him Buzz? I believe Shaw or MrSpkr can fix you up with the perfect scenario. I hear it has lots and lots of tanks for the metal midget to play with... Well, he hasn't really irritated me enough to feel like I should go to all that trouble. Minor irritants like this are best handled with a little calamine lotion or by having that extra scotch each the evening. How about if I just keep an eye on him, and if he starts to look more serious, I’ll give him a full dose of Buzzsaw’s WhupAss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Buzzsaw: Maybe you knights should just get it over with and have YawnGnome and Tiny Tally-wacker duke it out for the right to be lowest turd in the pool. Spitwads and 10 paces seems about right for these two. Why don't you take care of him Buzz? I believe Shaw or MrSpkr can fix you up with the perfect scenario. I hear it has lots and lots of tanks for the metal midget to play with... SSN Hint Of The Day: Comb your hair in the kitchen. Now sod off. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Buzzy, can i call you buzzy? Good. Anyway Buzzy, i'm not an irritant, only delightfully annoying. But if your looking for somthing to give your skin that glowing rash, I'm sure just looking at the ubergnome will help you there. I swear you throw a glove at some one these days and you get nothin. They just run away and hide in the shadows until the glove gets picked up and thrown in the wash. No respect for tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I swear you throw a glove at some one these days and you get nothin. They just run away and hide in the shadows until the glove gets picked up and thrown in the wash. No respect for tradition. Ohh, is that a glove on the floor over there? I thought it was another one of your dirty diapers. Look, you little twit -- save this lovely Isotoner as a gift Grandma Tanker this Christmas. Around here it takes a manly slap across the face with a heavy gauntlet to get a reaction. If that’s too much for you to manage, you should look into getting some elbow-length veterinary gloves. They aren’t much good for challenges, but they might prove useful in helping you pull your head out of your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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