**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 All stand for a minutes silence please.. Yes Bauhaus especially you. No it's not for Cabronara, it's for Concorde, may she rest in peace (Unless Branston gets his way.) And to think I was going to book a flight next week. tst... typical eh? Ahem.... ok here it is... It was suggested that Emrys and Dorosh should become Knights of the MBT (can you believe it?). Not that I have anything against either of them except maybe that they ARE Emrys and Dorosh ..The Good and the Bad (heard that somewhere before?) Thankfully it never happened and rightly so. There are people much more worthy of being made a Knight of the MBT than those two grogomites.. I mean, what have they done eh? Never even been down the cellar for wine nor fetched wood for the fire.. I have always felt it's the small things that matter most. (Sit down Bauhaus) Like Duty....Which brings me to the point in hand.. I must say that mike-the-serf has done a great job of fulfilling his duties as my Man-in-waiting .. He has kept the wine flowing, and supplied some very nice vintages, some I never even knew we stocked, (guess PL was hiding his own little stash). I always wondered why PL spent such long hours down the cellar, I assumed that he was checking the stock and keeping things tidy in case I ever have to go back down there again myself someday.. (thinks back to the days before she was made Dame YK2 ) *Shudder* Ah yes... a title is indeed a good thing to have... And if anyone is going to have a Knighthood bestowed apon him then it should be my always on duty 24/7 mike-the serf... He may have a few more things to complete before Joe writes up the papers but its only fair that he should be next in line.. Much more deserving than either of those grogs.. And now the rules.... 1# Do not expect to be made a Knight just because you can ride a horse.. 2~ Do not expect to be made welcome unless your name is Cabron66 and you have been Reincarnated from Barbarossa to CMAK and back again.. 3# Do expect to be confused, it helps... 4[# Do not expect........... 66# SOD OFF... [ October 24, 2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Ahh, I shall defer to the Fair Lady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Ahh, I shall defer to the Fair Lady... *Lifts her skirts and curtseys* Thanks kind sir..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I would like to thank the men of the Peng Challenge (aka Mutha Beautiful Thread) for once again shunning me, therefore inspiring me to even greater heights of multiple postings on the Outer Board. I shall never forget that crisp spring day when both Emrys and myself were nominated to be put to death by your hands. I'd far rather be a condemned prisoner in this cultural wasteland than a Knight, even with the horse. They let chicks post in the MBT, now? :confused: And start threads, no less? You've come a long way, baby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: They let chicks post in the MBT, now? :confused: And start threads, no less? You've come a long way, baby... Well it sure beats standing in the corner with the rest of the cardboard cut-outs.... baby .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozi_digger Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 At risk of speaking his name, do you really mean no Seanachai? Who will you get to toady to your every whim? Who will lick the scrapings from your boot with no Seanachai? Not that I like the damn yank, but he does serve his purpose as a punching bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by ozi_digger: At risk of speaking his name, do you really mean no Seanachai? Who will you get to toady to your every whim? Who will lick the scrapings from your boot with no Seanachai? Not that I like the damn yank, but he does serve his purpose as a punching bag. Silly little ozi_digger.... Can you not understand plain Scottish Dialect when you read it? Do you not understand the workings of a fair maidens mind? Do you even have the slightest idea what you are suggesting? Do you know me? Do you know Seanacoochie ? NO Seanachai!!!! Bloody SSN Go wash your mouth out .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: No it's not for Cabronara, it's for Concorde, may she rest in peace (Unless Branston gets his way.) You're really making me wish I had jumped on that thing when I had the chance. It was just that they were giving free rides on this and they wanted lots of beer money for the Concorde... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Lars Can't see much difference myself.. I think you made the right choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Go wash He sounds Australian, which means you need to point out 'wash' in a dictionary to him. Actually, read out and show him how to do it, more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Go wash He sounds Australian, which means you need to point out 'wash' in a dictionary to him. Actually, read out and show him how to do it, more like it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Did some one mention my name? Since I am beginning to find you lot tiresome (truth is, that happened a long time ago), I shan't bother to be witty. Good night. Or, should I say, good knight. Michael I Regn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Did some one mention my name? Since I am beginning to find you lot tiresome (truth is, that happened a long time ago), I shan't bother to be witty. Good night. Or, should I say, good knight. Michael I Regn. Ohh he can be quite bitchy when you ruffle his feathers.. *Wonders what will happen if she pokes him really hard with Berlis stick* On second thoughts....I'll wait till he's asleep, at least that way I can blame it on Dorosh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 There are days, and then there are other days, but few days compare to a good old fashioned Friday. Well, seeing Lars' smoking, burning, and Runed Panthers is also pretty good. So is bayoneting Nidan1's troops in a slit trench. If fact, pumping Boo's armored cars with 45mm ap is also quite satisfactory. I also derive a great deal of pleasure from dropping HE on Seanachai's troops as they cross the only small patch of swamp on the map. Human waving Elvis's troops in a nasty city fight is also satisfactory. I guess when you get right down to it, Fridays pale in comparison to the blessings of pleasure as noted above. NOTHING, however, compares to Malt Liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Did some one mention my name? Since I am beginning to find you lot tiresome (truth is, that happened a long time ago), I shan't bother to be witty. Good night. Or, should I say, good knight. Michael I Regn. Ohh he can be quite bitchy when you ruffle his feathers.. *Wonders what will happen if she pokes him really hard with Berlis stick* On second thoughts....I'll wait till he's asleep, at least that way I can blame it on Dorosh.. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Go wash ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Go wash ??? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Apocalypso!!! Now that's a scary thought... Seanachai running around calypso dancing in the 'Pool... Or the small gnome in his tight black Flamenco Dancer suit, all shiny with the sequins on his round little belly shining in the lights reflected off the Disco ball... Makes me want to hurl... and I'm not talking about some strange Scottish game either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Rosy red cheeks and a conical hat, Round little belly all layered with fat, Mountain, or garden a more suitable home, Here in the Cesspool, we have our own Gnome. Here from the start, and here till the end, He just wants to be your smiling Gnome friend. His are posts quite witty (if overly long), And he’ll often provide a jolly sing-song. Now he demands a place of worship, Hoping to avoid his nightly horse-whip. It is really quite temping to give him the boot. Instead I’ll just smile and humor the coot. But, a temple of stone would seem quite perverse, So instead it is built from really bad verse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawngnome Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I resent comparing Gnomes to HIM.... Such metaphors are befit of only the most elegant of God's creations... Gnomes being defiled publicly quite unjust it is. Proceed much longer it does, and burn your lawn I may. Defend I will the good names of Gnomes. Sole champion of an opressed race am I. Mock us you will, but torment your dreams shall we eternally. Live in the past I do? Nay, I say. All the rage of the present Yoda-speak is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Turns will be spotty this weekend, much like most of your huge, sagging hinder-areas (Ladies always excepted, that is), as I will be at our semi-annual rock and gem show. While there, I hope to speak with a few rock carvers to see about handling the friezes, decorative plinths, gargoyles and what-nots for Seanachai's temple. Have to come up with a fitting name for it, too...Seanachai's House of Worship, Tonsil-Wash Emporium, Live Bait & Porn A-Go-Go just misses the mark, somehow...oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 [picks up an orating lawn ornament with a pointy hat, throws it into the air and when it almost hits the ground] <h1>BOOT!</h1> Nice one! 100 meters, at least! Shame about the truck, though. I'll probably have to pay for the cleaning. On the gaming front, I'm presently dismantling the jackbooted forces of both Boo and Lurkur. Almost all their clanketty things are broken, just like the morale of their commander. Nidan thinks I'm stalling on returning his turn, but in reality I'm just waiting for him to die of old age so I can claim victory by default. My dear old crotchety coot Joe is trying the same tactic on me, but it won't work since he's much closer to pushing up the daisies than I am. And finally, Mace just broke his own speed record by sending three turns in a single month! /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lawngnome: I resent comparing Gnomes to HIM.... Great Fred! What was that little beastie? I seriously doubt that Seanachai would remember the mechanics of reproduction even if he could find a willing mate. Now that he has declared himself a god, has he started pulling fully-formed offspring from his forehead? Or do this things appear when someone forgets to clean up the Gnome droppings for a few days? [ October 24, 2003, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: Buzzsaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: [picks up an orating lawn ornament with a pointy hat, throws it into the air and when it almost hits the ground] <h1>BOOT!</h1> Nice one! 100 meters, at least! Shame about the truck, though. I'll probably have to pay for the cleaning. On the gaming front, I'm presently dismantling the jackbooted forces of both Boo and Lurkur. Almost all their clanketty things are broken, just like the morale of their commander. Nidan thinks I'm stalling on returning his turn, but in reality I'm just waiting for him to die of old age so I can claim victory by default. My dear old crotchety coot Joe is trying the same tactic on me, but it won't work since he's much closer to pushing up the daisies than I am. And finally, Mace just broke his own speed record by sending three turns in a single month! /SirReal I'm going to live forever my Swedish friend, in fact I'm home on disability for a few weeks, so I have nothing but time. Nothing will save you now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by Lawngnome: Proceed much longer it does, and burn your lawn I may. Defend I will the good names of Gnomes. Sole champion of an opressed race am I. Mock us you will, but torment your dreams shall we eternally. Live in the past I do? Nay, I say. All the rage of the present Yoda-speak is. *wanders in* <font size = 6> *CrrrrrruuUUUUNCH!*</font> Whoops! Grue with big Grue feet step on little talking lawn gnome. *sigh* Grue will go fetch broom and sweep up gnome shards mess. Grue [ October 24, 2003, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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