Artkin Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 Of course not. I don't like straightforward answers on the internet. It's really a game of thought and references. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artkin Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Mord said: What does that have to do with Combat Mission? Mord. People were saying CM should be on Steam. I disagree. Theyre dirty dirty people. Edited September 23, 2018 by Artkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mord said: Artkin, if this is how you speak in real life I would murder you after one conversation. LOL. I haven't been this confused since my proctologist sent me flowers and a Thank You card. Mord. Did you ask him to buy you dinner? On a related item when I am picking a GP, the first thing I check to see if they have small hands. Trump would make a great proctologist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) Holy s***! I feel like Sherlock Holmes looking for a lost sock. Okay, I think I finally have it: "Dear Battlefront, please don't put Combat Mission on Steam because *this, *this and *this happened to me. And the Steam Admins did *this, *this and *this to me. Thanks." -Artkin. *this = examples of what actually took place. Mord. Edited September 23, 2018 by Mord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, sburke said: On a related item when I am picking a GP, the first thing I check to see if they have small hands. Trump would make a great proctologist. I prefer a guy with big thumbs and Parkinson's. Mord. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Artkin said: Of course not. I don't like straightforward answers on the internet. It's really a game of thought and references. Yes, it's very important to be as vague as possible when explaining things through the written word. Coincidentally, that's also how wars start. Mord. Edited September 23, 2018 by Mord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artkin Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 I smoke too much stupid stuff... you know.. crack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Proof that it will rot your brain. Michael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMortison Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Mord said: . I haven't been this confused since my proctologist sent me flowers and a Thank You card. Mord. Your proctologist must be very found of you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 He admires my muscle control. Mord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCat60 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 We could turn this into a comedy sketch that would make Monty Python proud. Or in memory of Abbot and Costello, a "Eula comes First, You come Second" kinda of routine. "This parrot is dead." "No it's not. It's sleeping!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew H. Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 11:42 PM, SgtHatred said: I've posted Combat Mission on Pornhub. No one can stop me. Like the classic Saving Ryan's Privates: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing 88's Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) On 9/22/2018 at 8:45 PM, Mord said: What in the h*ll are you talking about? I went on Steam and then they said go away, and then some comments were deleted, then Combat Mission, then you don't own your games, then EULA stuff...then I passed the bong. This is like a an acid trip where I didn't get any. EDITED: Yes, I know, I mixed my drug metaphors but it seemed to fit into the gibberish theme this thread evokes. EDITED: I do not condone drug use except on days ending with sunsets. EDITED: I don't do drugs. I can barely do mornings. Mord. lol... tears. Edited September 27, 2018 by Blazing 88's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Jack Ripper Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, Badger73 said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCat60 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Holy Smokes, Star Wars subtitled for the Millennials. "Hey dad that Darth Vader was sick" "No son he was horribly burned on Mustafar" "Yo dad, you're saying he was burned by hot mustard?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing 88's Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) On 9/22/2018 at 11:11 PM, Mord said: Holy s***! I feel like Sherlock Holmes looking for a lost sock. Okay, I think I finally have it: "Dear Battlefront, please don't put Combat Mission on Steam because *this, *this and *this happened to me. And the Steam Admins did *this, *this and *this to me. Thanks." -Artkin. *this = examples of what actually took place: Mord. 1 FIXED!! .......... Edited October 3, 2018 by Blazing 88's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerKommissar Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 9:45 PM, Mord said: I went on Steam and then they said go away, and then some comments were deleted, then Combat Mission, then you don't own your games, then EULA stuff...then I passed the bong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper117 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I have had conversations on Steam about CM and never had any come back. I own quite a few games on Steam and have never had a problem with them, or with the admins over any posts I have made. The only problem with Steam is the thousands of twats that seem to pervade the forums and F and blind about the slightest little thing... it's not rocket science! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter thomas Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) This has certainly been the funniest thread I've ever read in here. Thanks (Mord, in particular, the Ikea manuals jibe especially..) Edited October 5, 2018 by peter thomas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 7 hours ago, peter thomas said: This has certainly been the funniest thread I've ever read in here. Thanks (Mord, in particular, the Ikea manuals jibe especially..) Not necessarily the funniest I have read, but it is getting there. The nazi ice cream truck with the jingle jangle was still the bar setting moment. @Blazing 88's that was perfect! Fortunately I was not eating or drinking so low risk to my monitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) On 9/23/2018 at 12:03 AM, Artkin said: People were saying CM should be on Steam. I disagree. Theyre dirty dirty people. Not to stoke your ire but, ............. I uploaded some screenshots of CMBS into a steam screenshots gallery.....does that make me a dirty dirty person? Edited October 5, 2018 by Pixel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing 88's Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Aww what the hell... Let's see what Phil has to say. I endorse this forth coming message: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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