Speedy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 What's the point of giving him a passport? Surely everyother nation on this Earth would refuse him entry anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: What's the point of giving him a passport? Surely everyother nation on this Earth would refuse him entry anyway. Oh, you would think, wouldn't you? But in the recent past, Seanachai, allegedly has been allowed in the U.K and Mace was allowed into Canada (Which merely underscores the suspicions I've had on the general level of intelligence in the Evil Empire to our north). So, I think we do ourselves a disservice if we assume these countries screening processes are up to the task. Remember, we're talking about government workers, here. (An oxymoron of astronomical proportions.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: What's the point of giving him a passport? Surely everyother nation on this Earth would refuse him entry anyway. So you know where to deport him back to, silly. Sheesh, Aussies, they all think it's a one way ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 We can always have him. We Frogs have a very low threshold regarding quality control. If it wasn't so I wouldn't have so much fun knowning most of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: I demand the return of his emminent Justicar! This place is sadly lacking in petty and administrative red herrings, as well as a good bit of chuckles, without his presence. Though we all fun him, and find in him fun, and funnily find him, he is the keel to our wayward sailboat of constructing existence into the great dark. Don't make me petulant, Justicar! [sNEER] As if I care if you become MORE petulant than normal. I am returned lads ... though I'm sad to say it with the state of things around here. Clearly the Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar of the Peng Challenge Thread fell down on the job AGAIN and was unable to maintain even a SEMBLANCE of order. No doubt his pocket developed a hole and he lost his bullet ... AGAIN. Konrad started a thread ... for the LUV OF GAWD Konrad? Is this what we've been reduced to ... Konrad? First Abbott returns and now Konrad starts a thread, the Queen posts some 5,389 times IN A ROW and Pawbroon shows up ... IS THIS THE END TIMES? It's clear that the M.B.T. NEEDS my firm hand on the tiller ... note the nautical reference ... The truth is that ... I've been on a cruise. Would I let YOU LOT know that? With Silent Hunter IV out? I think not. I DO blame you, however, for the birthdate on my passport being wrong. But it's not as if I didn't think of you while on the high seas. I recall one young urchin in Nassau who offerred to sing for a dollar ... he reminded me so much of Seanachai I just couldn't resist kicking him in the fork. And so I've returned ... sunburnt and with a WHOLE new appreciation for the finer points of snorkeling (hint: INFLATE the lifevest BEFORE getting in the water and don't believe that you can still do things you used to do when half the age you are now.) Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: and don't believe that you can still do things you used to do when half the age you are now. Like putting coherent thoughts together! Even at half the age that you are now, you'd still be considered old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Now that the justicar is back, the only question that remains is: Where the hell is 37. Where is the turn he owes me? Did he take with him the turn Nidan1 owe me? Question begging for answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! err what? If you're drinking why aren't you sharing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! A double contraction? Talk about butchering the English language. I think Mace is right, which I can't believe I just said. You really need to share the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by bauhaus: I think Mace is right, which I can't believe I just said. Not only did you say it, but you put it in writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! err what? If you're drinking why aren't you sharing? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! *watches Leeo pass out, then takes what's left of the 12 pack* I'm not begging, I'm stealing. *gives beer to Mace and bauhaus* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Mace was allowed into Canada (Which merely underscores the suspicions I've had on the general level of intelligence in the Evil Empire to our north) So since I was also allowed into the USA, what can you say about the general level of intelligence there? Originally posted by Bugged: *gives beer to Mace and bauhaus* You're a legend, Bugged! **consumes his share quickly** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *eyes beer* Bugged have I ever mentioned that you are the most gorgeous and generous lady I have ever met? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: *watches Leeo pass out, then takes what's left of the 12 pack* That would be 11.5 beers then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I recall one young urchin in Nassau You took a cruise to Nassau? Wikipedia says "Nassau is a city in Lac qui Parle County, Minnesota, United States. The population was 83 at the 2000 census". Guess your company was really showing how much they appreciate you Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Actually, Lac qui Parle is rather nice, been there. Awesome migration. link Since about a gazillion coots fly in there every season, Joe would feel right at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: *eyes beer* Bugged have I ever mentioned that you are the most gorgeous and generous lady I have ever met? ..and you are the lowest creep who will do anything for free beer. (Or so all the boys say at your local). Don't you know there won't be any beer left after Mace gets his grubby mits working on the bottle tops ? You would also be the sort who would send old innernet jokes attempting to be-smirch The Premiership Team. Well, you're batting a 2 from 2 failure rate already. Since your attempted slur on The Premiership Team misfired badly, I will make you a 3 time loser. Send a setup, and we shall post your loss all over the 'pool. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Must be coot mating season then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw... And so I've returned ... sunburnt and with a WHOLE new appreciation for the finer points of snorkeling (hint: INFLATE the lifevest BEFORE getting in the water... Joe Welcome home Joe... got any pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: THEYRE'LL BE KNOW BEGIN HERE! Surprisingly incoherent... is this your attempt at speaking Oddstralian? Pawbroon/Konradese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by **YK2**: Welcome home Joe... got any pics? There we go! That's just what we need. Shots of the Old Foul One dressed in his usual swimming attire. Stupid floppy hat, Japanese pearl diver-style goggles, water wings and a banana warmer. There's something that's guaranteed to bring your breakfast up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: *watches Leeo pass out, then takes what's left of the 12 pack* I'm not begging, I'm stealing. *gives beer to Mace and bauhaus* *notices that the 12 pack that got Leeo so sloshed still had 11 beers in it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Elmar Bijlsma: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: *watches Leeo pass out, then takes what's left of the 12 pack* I'm not begging, I'm stealing. *gives beer to Mace and bauhaus* *notices that the 12 pack that got Leeo so sloshed still had 11 beers in it* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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