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[clacking of cedar boughs upon hollowed maple-roll please...]

I Hereby Deeecreeee and prohclaaiim that I, the wallowing waddle from Waddlesworth, am King of the Creek Hippies.

I live near a creek, and am blessed with very small hips (though a pony-kegger of a belly); As my domain I enjoy incessant babbling (much like Dorosh's posts) as counterpoint to the cheery birds' calls. Know One drives by my place, as I live at the end of the road that leads from nowhere unto my somewhere, and one road leads to home.

Ahem.

As King of the Creek Hippies, I can make all your bottoms soggy, and your nervous systems groggy.

And that's how I roll. Out here, in the boonies at the end of the road where the creek hippies live in harmony with the hunters of nature's bounties.

One time as a child, the neighbor girl was over and we played down around the creek. We came upon what we were sure was a marijuana plant, which we promptly uprooted and took home to my parents in the righteous indignation of naiveté. We were dismayed to learn that we had uprooted endangered wild tiger lilies.

Sometimes it's just a 420 world.

[/clacking of cedar boughs upon hollowed maple-roll please...]

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Originally posted by Leeo:

Mercifull SNIP

Questions questions...

Has Konrad somehow taken over Leeo's Brain ?**

Answer :__________________

Has Leeo's brain become soaked in alchohol ?

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Has Leeo regressed to childhood without the inevitable alchohol ? (Although one could say he never left childhood, obviously).

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Has Leeo been planting his "secret crop" and just recently started using it ?

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Is this Q & A session pointless ? - As is the subject ? No need to answer that, I'm sounding as bad as he is. Must be a virus going around!

Noba.

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Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:

Yes, and you've got our attention.

*waits*

Well, since I have exactly zero turns in the ol Inbox...

I prance about with the windows open. </font>

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Well, since I have exactly zero turns in the ol Inbox...

I prance about with the windows open.

* Throws a blanket over Lars*

Just protecting Shari's interests.....

I mean, you never know who could drive by..... </font>

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Originally posted by Bugged:

But... he didn't say what he was wearing. What's the blanket for?

From Wikipedia.

A blanket is a type of bedding, generally a large, rectangular piece of cloth, intended to keep the user warm..

*rolleyes*

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Originally posted by MrPeng:

Did I miss anything?

You missed ME, you ex-poster, ex-contributor, ex-pontificator, ex-participates-a-lot.

Admit it. You. Missed. ME.

Try to aim better next time, for I grow weary.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

Did I miss anything?

I didn't hear any incoming rounds so I think we can safely assume that you did.

Joe </font>

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Originally posted by MrPeng:

Did I miss anything?

I went to Ireland, and the kayaking season has opened.

Stay tuned. I think there's another Small Emma story in the offing. But not tonight. I'm fecking tired. The bastards have employed me, again.

God, is there never to be any rest for the wicked?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

Did I miss anything?

I went to Ireland, and the kayaking season has opened.

Stay tuned. I think there's another Small Emma story in the offing. But not tonight. I'm fecking tired. The bastards have employed me, again.

God, is there never to be any rest for the wicked? </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

Did I miss anything?

I went to Ireland, and the kayaking season has opened.

Stay tuned. I think there's another Small Emma story in the offing. But not tonight. I'm fecking tired. The bastards have employed me, again.

God, is there never to be any rest for the wicked? </font>

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