Hiram Sedai Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 How many British trucks in Utah? Yup, that's a serious question. How many Rumanian belly dancers in Oh-Hi-Oh? That's even more serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: How many British trucks in Utah? Yup, that's a serious question. How many Rumanian belly dancers in Oh-Hi-Oh? That's even more serious. Good heavens I'd certainly never have thought it but Hiram has actually clarified the situation! His usual practice of roiling the waters to a chocolate pudding consistency has, apparently, been passed over for a statement that actually clears things up ... wow. Boo, allow me to explain. YOUR statement made so little sense that I ASSUMED that you were making one of those thigh slapping OHIO jokes that is only understood by others from OHIO ... or recent lobotomy patients. You see Boo ... I live in UTAH ... not in Nevada. I assumed that you found something dreadfully amusing about changing the state but I couldn't discern what it might be. As to the usage of "lorry" ... I'll call them what I damned well please. If it pleases me to refer to "lorries" rather than "trucks" I shall do so. In THIS particular case I did it to avoid getting you confused about which game you should play. You're clearly deeply into Boo Radley - American Farmer and barring the unfortunate incident with the sheep (I PERSONALLY think they look fetching in lace, can't imagine what the ASPCA would have against it) you're doing rather well at it. Had I used the word TRUCK however, well your attention span being what it is, you might well have lost all your hard won progress in American Farmer and suddenly switched to your OTHER favorite ... I didn't want to be responsible for you losing focus that way. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: How many British trucks in Utah? Yup, that's a serious question. How many Rumanian belly dancers in Oh-Hi-Oh? That's even more serious. Good heavens I'd certainly never have thought it but Hiram has actually clarified the situation! His usual practice of roiling the waters to a chocolate pudding consistency has, apparently, been passed over for a statement that actually clears things up ... wow. Boo, allow me to explain. YOUR statement made so little sense that I ASSUMED that you were making one of those thigh slapping OHIO jokes that is only understood by others from OHIO ... or recent lobotomy patients. You see Boo ... I live in UTAH ... not in Nevada. I assumed that you found something dreadfully amusing about changing the state but I couldn't discern what it might be. As to the usage of "lorry" ... I'll call them what I damned well please. If it pleases me to refer to "lorries" rather than "trucks" I shall do so. In THIS particular case I did it to avoid getting you confused about which game you should play. You're clearly deeply into Boo Radley - American Farmer and barring the unfortunate incident with the sheep (I PERSONALLY think they look fetching in lace, can't imagine what the ASPCA would have against it) you're doing rather well at it. Had I used the word TRUCK however, well your attention span being what it is, you might well have lost all your hard won progress in American Farmer and suddenly switched to your OTHER favorite ... I didn't want to be responsible for you losing focus that way. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 As long as dopey Shaw keeps posting pics with broken links (rhyme, say it five times really fast), I may let it go . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: How many British trucks in Utah? Yup, that's a serious question. How many Rumanian belly dancers in Oh-Hi-Oh? That's even more serious. Good heavens I'd certainly never have thought it but Hiram has actually clarified the situation! His usual practice of roiling the waters to a chocolate pudding consistency has, apparently, been passed over for a statement that actually clears things up ... wow. Boo, allow me to explain. YOUR statement made so little sense that I ASSUMED that you were making one of those thigh slapping OHIO jokes that is only understood by others from OHIO ... or recent lobotomy patients. You see Boo ... I live in UTAH ... not in Nevada. I assumed that you found something dreadfully amusing about changing the state but I couldn't discern what it might be. As to the usage of "lorry" ... I'll call them what I damned well please. If it pleases me to refer to "lorries" rather than "trucks" I shall do so. In THIS particular case I did it to avoid getting you confused about which game you should play. You're clearly deeply into Boo Radley - American Farmer and barring the unfortunate incident with the sheep (I PERSONALLY think they look fetching in lace, can't imagine what the ASPCA would have against it) you're doing rather well at it. Had I used the word TRUCK however, well your attention span being what it is, you might well have lost all your hard won progress in American Farmer and suddenly switched to your OTHER favorite ... I didn't want to be responsible for you losing focus that way. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: [pat, pat] Oops! Sorry, my dear. I failed to recognize that you were standing on a box. Heh, heh.Oooh, an Emry's trademarked pick up line!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 No worries. What Mr. Emrys doesn't realize is that I am of such short stature that were I to stand on a box, it would only raise me to a height where he would be patting me on the back of my head anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 *37mm scribbles down the names of all the extra states* Listening to my Liege & the Justicar is sometimes like a geography class… but more dull. By the way Moraine Sedai today my masochistic menial task was to slice up frozen mice ears, each slice had to be exactly 1/50th of a millimetre in thickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: *37mm scribbles down the names of all the extra states* Listening to my Liege & the Justicar is sometimes like a geography class… but more dull. By the way Moraine Sedai today my masochistic menial task was to slice up frozen mice ears, each slice had to be exactly 1/50th of a millimetre in thickness. Mmmmm, I bet they liquify right in the pan when you do them that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 But the fur still gets between his teeth, I bet. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 They taste quite good with hummingbird tongues...or so I have been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: By the way Moraine Sedai today my masochistic menial task was to slice up frozen mice ears, each slice had to be exactly 1/50th of a millimetre in thickness. That's just....weird. Why do you *need* to measure and slice up mice ears?? And what about the poor mice?? How do they HEAR? You didn't...*gulp*...kill the widdew mousies...did you? *lip quivers near tears* [ December 15, 2004, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Unless of course her husband was dipping too deeply into the cough syrup and was "incapacitated"—to put it delicately—from performing his spousal duties. Michael Shameful... just shameful... but now Lady Moraine's comment about "bone deprivation" is starting to make a little sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: By the way Moraine Sedai today my masochistic menial task was to slice up frozen mice ears, each slice had to be exactly 1/50th of a millimetre in thickness. That's just....weird. Why do you *need* to measure and slice up mice ears?? And what about the poor mice?? How do the HEAR? You didn't...*gulp*...kill the widdew mousies...did you? *lip quivers near tears* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "They're squirmy, scurrying little vermin, and they make my skin crawl. I speak for all of my assembled colleagues when I say that the horrible little things deserve the worst we can dish out."Obviously the reference is to certain squires of the Pool. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hey Seanachai! Looks like I have a Mortal Enemy now and you still don't. And I wasn't even trying! Hah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Had I used the word TRUCK however, well your attention span being what it is, you might well have lost all your hard won progress in American Farmer and suddenly switched to your OTHER favorite ... I didn't want to be responsible for you losing focus that way. Joe Um. I wish to apologise for my lieges lack of image. I'm afraid I sliped on a pile of slop out int he sty, and I was not avalible to carry the image to ALL your browsers as required. I asure you that if you copy and paste http://images.3dgamers.com/logos/game-page/18wosacrossam.gif into your browser and vit the page you shall find my Lieges image in all it's glory for your perusal. *Bows and leaves backwards through a window* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Hey Seanachai! Looks like I have a Mortal Enemy now and you still don't. And I wasn't even trying! Hah! Not true. Everyone here admits that you're one of the most trying people around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: On the other hand, Nightwatch and I shall be playing some odd thing from Der Kessel*. It's nighttime, funky terrain...he's Germans, I'm Brits and Aussies or sumfink. And I think it started me out on a freaking reverse slope! GAH! Either way, he sucks and he'll lose. Der Kessel. When you care enough to send the very worst. I beg to differ, Milady Sedai, but my poor troops are not the Mighty German army, but the poor maltreated, undernourished and misunderstood Italians. I could accuse you of increasing the odds in your favour by lumbering me with this shower of.. uh.. exeptional warriors, but I have allready learned that respect for the fairer members of the pool is a prome requesite for a Knight (or at least survival) In any case I object to the phrase "crap". I like to concider myself "ability challanged" *bows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Oh. Damn. That's right, I chose the *other* one, didn't I? Well, still...your troops are weeping in the night afraid to move or the boogey man will get them. Don't worry. Even if you'd *had* Germans, you'd still lose. Everything is as it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Hey Seanachai! Looks like I have a Mortal Enemy now and you still don't. And I wasn't even trying! Hah! Don't kid yourself. You have dozens of Mortal Enemies. You're so hateful, though, that they don't waste time with posting angry responses to you on the Forums. They simply set out to destroy you. You know how I'm paying for Christmas, this year? I'm selling your home address and other significant personal info about you to deeply, deeply disgruntled Forum Posters. You might want to put bars on the back windows, and motion detectors in the front rooms. Oh, and so far your 'Mortal Enemy's' talents seem to lie in drinking too much Makers Mark, and mumbling in public 'I see bad people'. When you've gotten yourself something even half as good as a Cabron666, come back and we'll talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Nightwatch: Um. I wish to apologise for my lieges lack of image. I'm afraid I sliped on a pile of slop out int he sty, and I was not avalible to carry the image to ALL your browsers as required. I asure you that if you copy and paste http://images.3dgamers.com/logos/game-page/18wosacrossam.gif into your browser and vit the page you shall find my Lieges image in all it's glory for your perusal. *Bows and leaves backwards through a window* By God, Joe, that does raise images of the gone and much missed Agua Perdido. Roight! Toss the Irish bumpkin back into the peat bog from which (with much difficulty) he waded, and toss that useless, arrogant swine 37mm at my feet. 37MM! SEE THESE GNOMISH BOOTS?! THEY ARE DUSTY, LAD! THEY ARE BESMIRCHED! THEIR NORMAL DEPTH OF HUE AND GLOSSY TINTS ARE LOST UNDER THE MANTLE OF DETRITUS THAT THEY HAVE ACQUIRED BY MY PASSAGE THROUGH THE POSTINGS OF WET-NOSED WEASELS LIKE YOURSELF! You have a tongue, don't you? Get busy putting a polish on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Do pop over to fiefdom. Gaylord made a cameo, burned brightly and faded out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Sonnet #45 O, My Mashed Finger! O, my mashed finger How you throb and sting O, my mashed finger Your color soaks through the Band-Aid so brightly, Red O, my mashed finger 'Twas not my intent to hurl you forward into the table The table, edged My finger, hurtling to Sweet contact - short sharp shock! A gasp as nail and flesh part A curse as red blood wells forth A sigh as hobby work for the evening ceases O! My mashed finger! The hope that Nail and Flesh Remain cleaved unto each an'other Is high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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