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Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:

You spelt idiot wrong.

If you weren't such an infernal nuby nincompoop you would know that 'idjit' is a formally sanctioned and accepted usage within the Peng thread.</font>
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Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

We're all caught up with the Joneses down here. We even took the wheels off our trailer and had that old junker up on blocks towed away.

One of my favorite movie lines:

You know how you can tell a prosperous Georgia farmer? He's got two cars up on blocks in his front yard.
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OOOO! Hiram had a deliciously wicked idea for the new kid on the block.

Instead of me going through the trouble of searching through all the CMAK scenarios for a lowly serf, it has been suggested that I come to you lot.

Shall I ask my liege Rune for some bit of horror or would someone or ones here like to make something particularly nasty for the new guy to chew on?

Let him know the true evil that is the MBT!

I leave his fate in your hands...

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Good strategic planning. Did you hire an American to help you with that?

Someone wise beyond their years......so no, not an American.

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Surprised actually that he managed to pick himself up off the floor long enough to type a message.

Actually my keyboard has a very long cable so I can type from down here.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

OOOO! Hiram had a deliciously wicked idea for the new kid on the block.

Instead of me going through the trouble of searching through all the CMAK scenarios for a lowly serf, it has been suggested that I come to you lot.

Shall I ask my liege Rune for some bit of horror or would someone or ones here like to make something particularly nasty for the new guy to chew on?

Let him know the true evil that is the MBT!

I leave his fate in your hands...

Ask him for "La Foce", I believe it's called. It's a load of fun. Or at least, it's a load of somefink.
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Tell her i´ll be waiting

In the usual place

With the tired and weary

There´s no escape

To need a woman

You´ve got to know

How the strong get weak

And the rich get poor

You´re running with me

Don´t touch the ground

We´re restless hearted

Not the chained and bound

The sky is burning

A sea of flame

Though your world is changing

I will be the same

The storm is breaking

Or so it seems

We´re too young to reason

Too grown up to dream

Now spring is turning

Your face to mine

I can hear your laughter

I can see your smile

No i can´t escape

I´m a slave to love

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Originally posted by Speedy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Surprised actually that he managed to pick himself up off the floor long enough to type a message.

Actually my keyboard has a very long cable so I can type from down here.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Surprised actually that he managed to pick himself up off the floor long enough to type a message.

Actually my keyboard has a very long cable so I can type from down here.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Bring me this creature called 'Nightwatch'. Cast him down, right there. Beneath my Gnomish boots.

Now, some one poke him with a stick, and make him answer me up sharpish.

Bloody Irish.

Don't be fluttering your eyes at Nightsoil Seanachai. In the first place I've proposed him for Serf but he's yet to definitively accept the great honor I've bestowed upon him and even went so far as to make sport of my age!

Nonetheless I'll not have you be claiming Prime Nochte on the lad when I've already spoken for him.

He can, of course, be made to quake in your presence ... with righteous fear and awe of course ... not with supressed laughter, never with that. I mean what's the good of a Serf anyway if not to quake in our presence eh ... well that and the pissbucket of course.

Joe

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I thought I had accepted it. Jeez, ok Nothing like subtlelty here I suppose.

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

*bows*

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Originally posted by Nightwatch:

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful.

Michael

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nightwatch:

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nightwatch:

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nightwatch:

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Still ... from small twigs are mighty oaks born ... or somefink.

I thought it was "From mighty oaks to small twigs with the right explosives." or somefink.

Oh well, just dropped by to say that Emrys is a right big doofus that makes all other doofuses seem somehow less doofussy in demeaner by his mere doofusesque presence.

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nightwatch:

*Cough* *spray vocal cords*

*Sings (off key)*

I Hereby do accept

The invite of the not-at-ll decrept

Of the Mighty Joe Shaw

For he is without flaw!

I Shall be a Serf (irish)

Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish

And I shall finish at this time

Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme

Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful.

Michael </font>

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