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  1. Trust me. There are very few people that would want to be me. :S
  2. *serious post for a moment* Hi there. Some of you may remember me from a few months back. Just wanted to drop in and (a) say hi to you all ( explain why I havent been around. Put simply, I'm homeless at the moment, and dont really have the time, money or access to post a lot right now. Life can be a little unfair at times. Hope you all are having a better few months than me. Anyway, I seem to have gotten a little part time job, so things may be on their way back. I'll post when I can, and hopefully things will have settled down enough before too long so that I can post and hopefully play a few games with you guys. Till then, take care of yourselves. Nightwatch *Now returning you to your regularly schedualed hatred and mayhem*
  3. Actually, no. We've concluded empirically that there are exactly 9 million threehundredandfortyseven ways in which people can accidentally, brutally and painfully die. There are at least eighthundredandtwentytwo which we have yet to try out. We'll get back to you in a fortnight or so. </font>
  4. The sodding Irish Buggewr is keeping his head down in embarressment after realising that his copy of CMBB is sitting 150 miles away at my parents house, and It will be at least tomorrow beore I can respond to your most excellent setup, Mi'Lord. *cries*
  5. Oh Justicar, Justicar, Justicar… Was it I who allowed some of the worst thread titles & rules yet seen to go unmolested, rules so confused that no SSN could fathom his rights from his privileges? Was it I who upon witnessing the greatest of threads & rules seen for many a moon decided to throw a benny which almost certainly aided in the closing of that glorious thread? Was it I who ignored thy masters blood hamster, who mocked our house at every possibility? Was it I who endlessly undermined his own hard working junior Justicar in front of everyone? Is it I who wets himself continuously yet simply waves a rule book that no-one has read & few believe even exists? Was it I who upon completion of my quest tried (unsuccessfully) to demote me to serf as reward?!? You are here today Justicar, undermined not by me but by yourself… you have no-one else to blame. </font>
  6. Well, maybe you ought to check out ancient/modern methods of recuiruitment. I mean, some offers of illegal substances and perhaps the possibility of female carnal pleasure and we would have been talking!
  7. I am sorry for mentioning this, Milady Sedai, but it has been near 24 tention filled hours since my turn winged its way to your domain, and yet my inbox remains depressingly free of carnage and mayhem. If you would be so good as to cast your eyes in my general, yet poor, direction, I would be eternelly gratefull. I'm sorry about bing so forward, but I had a horrible nightmare last night, something about some decrepid, smelly trampmm coming up to me, pawing me, mouthing some alchohol fuelled gibberish so slkurred that I could not understand it, and trying to interest me in some other tramp. It was horrible and loathsome, and the other tramp wasn't that nice either. He ran off ranting something, and then lit a match that caused his alchohol haze to combust. I gues i need therapy. Or maybe converting the roof of Joe's castle to thatch might calm me down. Now theres a thought..
  8. I beg to differ, Milady Sedai, but my poor troops are not the Mighty German army, but the poor maltreated, undernourished and misunderstood Italians. I could accuse you of increasing the odds in your favour by lumbering me with this shower of.. uh.. exeptional warriors, but I have allready learned that respect for the fairer members of the pool is a prome requesite for a Knight (or at least survival) In any case I object to the phrase "crap". I like to concider myself "ability challanged" *bows*
  9. Um. I wish to apologise for my lieges lack of image. I'm afraid I sliped on a pile of slop out int he sty, and I was not avalible to carry the image to ALL your browsers as required. I asure you that if you copy and paste http://images.3dgamers.com/logos/game-page/18wosacrossam.gif into your browser and vit the page you shall find my Lieges image in all it's glory for your perusal. *Bows and leaves backwards through a window*
  10. Man ... that's, that's practically poetry. Joe </font>
  11. Good god, that was bloody awful. Just bloody awful. Michael </font>
  12. I thought I had accepted it. Jeez, ok Nothing like subtlelty here I suppose. *Cough* *spray vocal cords* *Sings (off key)* I Hereby do accept The invite of the not-at-ll decrept Of the Mighty Joe Shaw For he is without flaw! I Shall be a Serf (irish) Which probably means I shal me using lots of Varnish And I shall finish at this time Cause I can't think of any more Rhyme *bows*
  13. Oooh, it sounds just like my moms glorious tales of when she used to deal with Incontenent, delerious elderly in the nursing home. Oh the good times she had with bedpans, dirty linen, Men who's Id was definatly Odd. Ahh the memories.. So wheres the stable? *sound of scraping shovel*
  14. Indeed. The Southeastern Lubber is a different species to the Horse Lubber (which is smaller.) It comes in 2 different colours, as mentioned on 32mm's second website. OOOOh A game! Sweet!
  15. My lady Moriane. Even though I am but unworthy to preath the same continental oxegen as you, I may be able to help you with your horrible delemma. I hereby present my poor efforts to help you in your hour of dire need. Please dont roast me in the fires of yoru perpetual displeasure if I'm wrong. If I may be so humble, the insect you describe sounds like the black form of the Romalea Microptera, or Southeastern Lubber, which is one of the largest of all grasshoppers (females having been measured at 80mm) http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/USInsects/images/Rmicroptera.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/USInsects/images/RmicropteraNymph.jpg I regret that I have little more information to give, but I'm sure your superb intellect will bave no trouble in chasing down more information. Your obediant servent. (Edited as angelfire does not allow remote hosting. The B******S) [ December 13, 2004, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: Nightwatch ]
  16. OOOh a serf! Me, do I deserve the honour of such a highborn office? Am I worthy of bing counted amoung the high Eldars of the Peng challage thread? Not to mention, can I afford to live on the salary? Oh what the hell I'm in. But I carry nobodies boots, ok?
  17. I don't know. I mean whats all this about playing socks? I mean look at it. Sock are gererally imobile and inanimate and are certainly not sentient. Humans are both mobile and animate (Jurys out on sentient) I mena no contest here. Are the Socks being manipulated by puppeteers or something? I just dont get it..
  18. Perhaps they should die, and rid us of the surplus population. Oh I forgot. I am the surplus population... *EEEK*
  19. Er, yes, we do have an abundance of 'sods of' Turf thanks. Email now visible in profile. Dont say I never do anything to.. er.. for you all.
  20. Not nesseserily. i mean they could be talking about the impressive bounding and supernatural awareness evident in Bjorn Borgs tennis playing!
  21. *Cough* *ajusts glasses* Sorry to correct you, old boy, but "Sean" is actually Irish for "John". A Seanachi by the way, is the name for a traditional Irish Storyteller. This has been a public information announcement. Thank you for your attention. *signed - An Irish person*
  22. Thats debatable. The fact is that the british surface marine fleet was absalutly huge. The Germans would have had to be sinking ships at the rate they were at their peak (i think that was in late 41, but someone can correct me) for a whole year to seriously disrupt Britans economy and food supply. In simlple terms, there were far more boats than there were torpedos to kill them, even if the U-boats could have found every boat. after that year, yes, Britian could have been starved out, but it would take a while.
  23. Could be worse.Ever hear of nails? (boy I love seeing him squirm.. > )
  24. Uh, I think he ment she glued his CHESS PEICES to the board, not his other pieces..
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