MrPeng Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 that worthless pile of poo dalem was versifying again. dint any of you mooks catch the haiku? idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 I caught the haiku once, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: worthless pile of poo dalemYes, Alex, I'll take "how many times can MrPeng repeat himself" for $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 What has OGSF learned today? Well, he's learned that no matter how quiet you are, no matter how you try to scurry forward on tiny mice feet in the dead of night,you still can't sneak a tank through a mine field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: worthless pile of poo dalemYes, Alex, I'll take "how many times can MrPeng repeat himself" for $100. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Well, I think that pretty well sums things up, don't you, Frank? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Well, I think that pretty well sums things up, don't you, Frank? Michael I could go on...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Well, I think that pretty well sums things up, don't you, Frank? Michael I could go on...? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: worthless pile of poo dalemYes, Alex, I'll take "how many times can MrPeng repeat himself" for $100. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 19, 2004 Author Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him. Its probably the only positive trait that he has displayed since he dragged himself in here, that and making light of that pompous ass Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him. Do you want me to have him rub scented oil on your Buddha-like belly, Oh Gnomus Profundis? Oh, and no more of this, "I'm very tall when lying on my back" nonsense. Breast implants will always do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: thrice more: worthless pile of poo worthless pile of poo dalem worthless pile of poo dalem is a pile of worthless poo dalem is a pile of poo yeah poo poo poo dalem he is a pile of poo and worthless dalem is Originally posted by Mace: It's far more interesting and entertaining than the crap that's played on the radio now days. Mace It's good, but I'm waiting for the Dance Remix version for clubbers before I pop for the CD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: thrice more: worthless pile of poo worthless pile of poo dalem worthless pile of poo dalem is a pile of worthless poo dalem is a pile of poo yeah poo poo poo dalem he is a pile of poo and worthless dalem is Originally posted by Mace: It's far more interesting and entertaining than the crap that's played on the radio now days. Mace It's good, but I'm waiting for the Dance Remix version for clubbers before I pop for the CD... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: This just in: Seanachai "mosh dives", hundreds are injured. You made Peng laugh with that one. You shall suffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Why? You planning on coming to spend the holidays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Why? You planning on coming to spend the holidays? bah, That's nothin. He could send dalem to spend the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Why? You planning on coming to spend the holidays? bah, That's nothin. He could send dalem to spend the holidays. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 But what if he brings his bagpipes? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: But what if he brings his bagpipes? Michael Then Rangers and Hamsters everywhere shall rejoice! We are all heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him. He's a scientist, he doesn't believe in gnomes, no matter how anoying they might be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Nonsense you probably don’t remember, what with that honeycomb skull and all, but I cleaned your shoes. It was on page 6… The Justicar probably has a Pengless subsection or clause or something that prevents people crawling in the Cesspool… [ December 19, 2004, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Shaw, this 37mm creature does not acknowledge me. He consistently ignores my posts. Make him crawl before me, Justicar. MAKE HIM CRAWL!! I want to see some groveling of the first water from him, before I make water upon him. It is a matter, my dear Boo, of finding the RIGHT Squire. Oh certainly he showed some promise at first, but I learned from my choice of Papa Khann that the extra bit of "lip" in the intitial responses can signify a dangerous level of independent and rebellous thought that must be squashed like a bug. I was too lenient with Papa Khann I fear, I blame myself. I had HOPED that he would be another Agua Perdido, that best and most loyal of Squires. Oh to be sure, Lars was a GOOD Squire ... not the best perhaps, well look at the raw material, but still GOOD. But Agua Perdido was expeplor ... eximpl ... examipl ... the best. In YOUR case it was your unthinking (I DO understand ... it IS your only mode) acceptance that he was welcome to make sport of ME ... YOUR Justicar, that set alight the fuse that now burns dangerously close to the powder magazine. For see you Boo, he rightfully felt that if he could, with your active acceptance, make sport of ME ... well, he could make sport of YOU all day long and twice today (it being Sunday and all). If a liege is to win the respect of his Squire he MUST first TEACH that respect is due to ALL his betters, and who is better than I ... me ... well except for the Olde Ones and the jury's still out on some of them though I PERSONALLY don't believe the charges of jury tampering will prove out. In other words, Boo ... mine to be specific ... it's YOUR fault, YOUR mess, and YOU must clean up after him as you would a puppy that piddles on the floor. A good start would be to demonstrate that respect by showing it to YOUR betters ... do I gotta draw you a picture here Boo? The GOOD news is that I, in my wisdom and foresight, have insisted that a Serf can be Squire and a Squire a Knight ONLY after the proper forms have been followed and the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread had had it's say ... so if you don't ever state that he's fulfilled his quest, if you never ASK that he be elevated to Knight or if, somehow, the paperwork gets lost in the filing system (I've had to do it myself you know, since you turned in your bullet and left) ... well, the lad may NEVER be a Knight ... and wouldn't that be a pity. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: snipped as it was all a load of nonsenseOh Justicar, Justicar, Justicar… Was it I who allowed some of the worst thread titles & rules yet seen to go unmolested, rules so confused that no SSN could fathom his rights from his privileges? Was it I who upon witnessing the greatest of threads & rules seen for many a moon decided to throw a benny which almost certainly aided in the closing of that glorious thread? Was it I who ignored thy masters blood hamster, who mocked our house at every possibility? Was it I who endlessly undermined his own hard working junior Justicar in front of everyone? Is it I who wets himself continuously yet simply waves a rule book that no-one has read & few believe even exists? Was it I who upon completion of my quest tried (unsuccessfully) to demote me to serf as reward?!? You are here today Justicar, undermined not by me but by yourself… you have no-one else to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Twas the Week Before Christmas Twas the week before Christmas and all through the Pool All the creatures were stirring Especially Da Foole He hurled a "Blood Hamster" at the Justicar's feet But the nimble Joe Shaw escaped, WHAT A FEAT!!! And now we have serfs whose numbers grow higher it's gotten so bad now Sticky's a squire The Old Ones have gathered No one knows why Why does Michael Emrys keep dropping by? Poor Mace is upset with a T-shirt he hates He thought it was cotton Not wool from his "mates" Now dalm has found a mortal enemy who seems to be a big fan of Winnie the Poo While Hiram is smiling to him it's no joke But we all understand that the Eagles will choke Lars has been scarce like a man who's been beat Cause in his slums during winter he must pay for the heat And Noba keeps looking in his in-box in vain for a turn from somebody who may be insane So keep this in mind during this holiday season When visiting the Pool There's no place for reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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