Lawyer Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Hey Elvis! Did you get the six beers I bought for you?? ------------------ Men were shot down for the sake of fun, Or just to hear the noise of their .44 guns... -- Marshall Tucker Band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted February 22, 2001 Author Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Marlow: jd - The gamiest gamey bastard to ever gamely play CM,Translation from Babelfish: "****e I am losing, my units are out of position, I can't figure out what to do as I might really lose....Mommy!" Harumph I say! ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Marlow: Shandy Duncan is having a little trouble finding my guys. I see that he has take all Hetzers as the armor support for his attack. This suits me fine as they carry only 3 rounds of HE apiece, and I have not purchaced any tanks. Not a single tank, eh? Really? Oh.. then that sound contact I have must "not" be a tank. Okay. Also.. For my HE support I have a bunch of HTs with the short 75mm. They have PLENTY of HE. Muahahahaha! I will be attempting to get my turns out tonight so for all of you wetting yourselves waiting for my response, the wait is over. One more thing... Mensch, I will be sending you your damn file tonight. I hope you like it. You feckin' gamey bastard. Jeff ------------------ When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Croda: You get 1 point for persistance You lose 1000 points for being utterly annoying. You lose another 1000 points for never finding your fricking Agua. You get 2 points for referencing me in your post. You lose 1000 points for it being a derogatory reference. So, do I get to read the credits in a style of Clive's choosing, or what? Agua Perdido ------------------ Feel the pain of outlaw cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 No MrLawyermoneybags...I received 2 from Peter and only taunts and shame from others. My having a light buzz did not help Germangirl who lost to me in the TCP/IP finish of a PBEM game. This paticular game was almost custom made for what we did. If you haven't played anyone in in Coldstream Guards play it. Very little contact for the first 17 turns then bloodletting for the final 13 (all of which were played TCP/IP). He played a great game but as most have done lost to my superior abilities. So Lorak let the record show: Elvis : 57 Win Germangirl : 39 Lose ------------------ "When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Well la de fecking da... I leave work and come home and in this short time germany thread is locked down like a police raid on Crodas House with a search warrent for illegal porno ring.... hmmm.. to bad I was hoping that the thread go to Holland.. so I could have shared this 5kg of grass with you guys.. oh well.. I guess I'll go to the back of the room and start smoking this stuff in private. uh.. no updates cuz... well just becuase.. who the feck is this newbie.. some one send a horde of Orcs after him will ya? MEEKS you git me hopes an Oliphaunt romps on your private parts, your not online!! yes yes yes I was ready to play last night but WIFE v1.0 put a stop to that with a phone call discussion v8.03 get online you bad luck charm.. ROTFL.. I hunger for your follies!!! (sit down Bahaus!!) I want to see a Wolverine fire again 6 times and miss a StuH at 60m!! common!! get online... twit! ------------ <a href="http://www.derkessel.com">www.derkessel.com</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 current opponents: My DSL ISP went belly-up yesterday and I am now without high-speed connectivity at home. I will dust off a modem and install it tonight but converting back to dial-up will put a small crimp in things. Hopefully it will be negligible so the cheating bastards who are beating me can continue to do so and the mewling larvae that I am crushing into dust can continue bleeding. ------------------ I LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER BATTLE TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS NOW HIS AND I AM HIS SLAVE. PLEASE ABUSE ME AS YOU SEE FIT AND CALL ME A DOO-DOO HEAD. IT IS MY PLACE IN LIFE, I WILLINGLY ACCEPT IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Elvis: OGSF.....YOU SUCK!!!!!! You are not the 1st person to say that to me and it is NOT a complement. Sae, at widdnae just mae! Ah'd nae fret aboot at tae much, Rowan Atkinson as much better lookin' than you. Af'n ye fancin' a wee drubbin' ain tha field o' battle, Ah'd be happy tae reduce ye tae tha status o' Baldrick. SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCD PS Ah took tha reference tae bein'a "fat bastard" as bein' aboot tha hunk o' blubber love ain tha stool afore ye got there. Ah think he farted ain at just afore ye arrived. ------------------ You posture more than Marcia Brady with books on her head and you chatter like a dolphin near the fish bucket. - Dalem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Lorak, t'is true. I lost to Elvis, again. Simply because I was so chuffed with the ambush I laid for him (he lost two squads and an HQ, I lost a bit of ammo) and simply forgot to look at the turn counter. The end came as a complete surprise, I guess I have to get used to the adrenalin rush of TCP/IP... Let him have his minor victory then. To make up for it I wiped the floor with Mensch in 'Buchholz Station', a little scenario I can not but recommend. Major victory for me. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 OK you pompous Penguinian parolees, you've gone and run off Aragorn. I shall not give you that pleasure. I will inundate you with my witless tautology (thanks Germanboy) henceforth and forever unless I am granted a chance to do battle with a squire of the mire. If thread etiquette requires specific challenges then I challenge Germanboy. Should he choose to offer me a squire instead, due to his cowardly nature, I shall accept the offer as penance for his sins against me. I envision Germygirl's castration in the context of a 1,500 pt. Combined Arms QB. The battle should probably take place during the day under dry conditions so as not to overwhelm Spermygirl's atrophied grey matter. There should be moderate trees and modest hills so he has numerous places to cower in fear out of my sight. I also think a town would be necessary in case his girlies need to pee. I know it's hard to squat in the woods, especially when being hammered by real fighting men. I will play either side as Squirmyboy is most certainly inept at both. I would prefer to use regulars and veterans. This is to insure that there IS a fight of some sort. Green troops under command of the Germy One will not fight, I'm sure. Use of more than two sharpshooters should be avoided as we might as well play with FOW off in that case. Finally, in order to prevent the inevitable Jagdtiger/Jumbo fight preferred by the ignorant (that means you, Germanboy) I would like to use the Rule of 76's. Name your poison, Squirmygerm; tautology or tactical tutelage. Treeburst155 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Mace, there is nothing lower than you. You who carries an umbrella to keep the ants from pissing on him. You, who cannot wait for the intestines of the animal to be made into a prophylactic. No, you must make use of them while they are still warm... You, who the life forms in the Early Archaean period gaze upon with their proto-sentience and feel pity... It's quite nice to be the best-practice benchmark that everyone else compares themselves against! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Bollocks...mon. ------------------ Work is the curse of the drinking class. I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards. -Meeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 22, 2001 Share Posted February 22, 2001 Originally posted by Treeburst155: Use of more than two sharpshooters should be avoided as we might as well play with FOW off in that case. Finally, in order to prevent the inevitable Jagdtiger/Jumbo fight preferred by the ignorant (that means you, Germanboy) I would like to use the Rule of 76's. I take that as an insult. BTW, weren't you the one who said somefink or other about Fionn needing rules to win? How about this, since you challenged, I get to choose the guns. No rules, I play the Germans. You can either trust me to buy realistically or not. If the former, you get the next slot on my dance-card. End of story. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Germanboy, I actually insulted you? That's marvelous! Have it your way. Send me the file. It will be interesting to see what you come up with. I suspect civility is frowned upon here but I'll take a chance and thank you for the game anyway. Thanks! Treeburst155 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Oh, before I forget it. If I find myself facing a bunch of gamey crap (half a dozen Pershings or Churchill VIIIs, for example), the game is off and I will expose it here. Remember - beggars can't be choosers, I am sure you are familiar with that expression. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Treeburst155: I never said I was a Fionn. I just stated the reason why he hasn't lost in over 130 games with you guys. I can also say that he has never beaten me nor have you for that matter. Care to try to change that fact? Treeburst155 I would just like to point out that I know for a fact that Fionn has in fact lost to some pooler(s). I see Germanboy has decided to give you a game. Thats fine and dandy. Hopefully you don't make a total fool of yourself and we deem you worthy of some more. But you must remember the Two rules of the pool 1) pick an individule to taunt into a game. 2) try not to be a total idiot in your posting. Oh and in case you haven't noticed by now. We have a very well defined community of hate established with each other. Wins/loses don't matter near as much as having the last laugh. Tome updates: Jd-win Croda-loss Elvis-win Germanboy-loss Germanboy-win Mensch-loss Stevetherat has shown he is prime marine corp material by volenteering to be a squire to PeterNZ. Game updates (Like You really care) Germanboy... has learned the meaning of second line of defense today. More shooting(both), more units exploding(his). Moriarty... I have promised to spare his men more tours under his command. In fact I will be kind and shoot them on sight....if I ever see them. Hakko.. on vacation, I guess the terror his men felt at facing me was contagious GiTom... What happens when you expose a wesp's flank to a forest commanded by,Lorak, the elf lord? Correct! Gitom-idiot: Elven warrior-laughing The rest of you that I am not playing, obviously because I find you so low and worthless, can bite Aragorn. (I wouldn't give any of you losers the pleasure of tasting the flesh of one as perfect as I. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 02-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Lorak: Tome updates: a series of losers and has-beens... Lorak the loathed OK, point of odor, ButtCrack the Often-Hosed: I, representative 'Pool non-entity, Iskander wish to formally announce to you as petty record keeping clerk -- and to the Cess-at-Large: Iskander: win OGSF: loss. The saga was contained in an earlier post, but the useless groggy details were something like Score 69 (!) to 31, with 91 of my Boy Scouts still standing and 3 of his buggerentruppen licking boot. The AI mistakenly calls this a "Tactical" victory... when it fact it should be "Marginal"... yes you read that correctly: after all, I beat a Scotsman; great Berli below! WHO HASN'T in the last 700 years?!? It's not hard; hell the English have done it many times. Of course all they have to show for it is PeevedOffRat. Now, I have mentioned to you, GumSmack, several times about my proper addition to the list of Cessers (sic). While you may have finally gotten around to it, I am forced to conclude that your slow pace was not from oversight, but rather an extreme mental deformity; perhaps the pressure that has been put on your hollow noggin' by running duct tape from ear-to-ear over the top of your skull in a vain effort to give you that "pointy eared" look you so crave which in fact has only reinforced people's opinion of your "pointy headedness." You are dreck. You are spoor. If I had no manners I'd say you have the manners of a Clinton-out-of-Office. But mostly, you have thought of yourself as elfin for so long that you have in fact become a fairy. I eagerly await the chance to pound some reason into your effete carcass. ------------------ "I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory." "Legal advice is very often divorced from reality in my humble opinion" - BTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Iskander: ...It has come to my attention that several of you still think I might be an idiot. Please keep reading all my future post, as I plan to remove all doubt Ahh, idiot. That was nice. Lets see if I can address your concerns. 1) That you are upset that I didn't add your picture to our cessphoto page (yes I did hear your pitiful plee). Well, as hard as it is to believe, all the pictures on the site are real humans. So your picture is disqualified. 2) I posted here a couple of times why was my name not added until just a couple days ago? Lets see... I'm busy, you were not worth adding until I actualy needed to do something with that page of lessors anyway. Granted your post did single me out. Did in fact even get me to respond to your sad mewings. So I take up the gauntlet of pity, and accept a game from you. Send me what ever you wish, however you wish. All I ask in the e-mail is a description on the map. Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Germanboy be givin it up like a two dollah ho' fo this treebits. One post and he runnin like whistle-bait. 'Tis funny, this no-name stumpy upstart so concerned with gamey & all, what with G'boy the archangel of historical play. Not even a regular reader (sigh). Let's soak his eyes in vermouth on little swords, when Germanboy's finished with him, and keep them next to the gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: Oh, before I forget it. If I find myself facing a bunch of gamey crap (half a dozen Pershings or Churchill VIIIs, for example), the game is off and I will expose it here. Remember - beggars can't be choosers, I am sure you are familiar with that expression. It would not be gamey, however, to take a boatload of Churchill VIIs with a couple of Churchill VIIIs... so long as the scenario is set late in the war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Although it is often said that actual skill is irrelevant in the pool, it is time to bow down before the master. As if their were any doubt, just one more piece of evidence that I am indeed the reincarnation of Sun Tsu. My perfect 5-0 record has come at the expense of poolers with a combined record of 55/34/6 (Elvis, jd, Shandorf, Nijis, Croda). If you throw out the one outlier (i.e. Croda) that becomes an astounding 52/19/6. Ptthhbbtt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: Oh, before I forget it. If I find myself facing a bunch of gamey crap (half a dozen Pershings or Churchill VIIIs, for example), the game is off and I will expose it here. Remember - beggars can't be choosers, I am sure you are familiar with that expression. And then when you expose it here we will promptly laugh at you, Gerbilboy. Yes, we will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...(whew...gasp) and laugh and laugh. For you are a funny one. That is, one who makes funny in abundance. Mind you, not funny ha ha, but funny like a clown. A sad little clown. I clown with a drinking problem and suicidal tendencies. You amuse me. You make me laugh. You walk funny and damn do you dress funny. You remind me of some throw back computer programmer from the 80s. Where is that white tape holding your glasses together? You are odd. An anomaly. Bizarre. Quirky. Funky. Simply.. Just not right. Ahhh.. but you ARE funny. You have the kind of funny that gets people killed during hold-ups. Jeff ------------------ When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Trust me Berli - I am capable of judging that in the 'Germanboy Court of Historical Play', where I am the sole judge, and have taken on the job of jury and executioner to boot. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted February 23, 2001 Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Marlow: Although it is often said that actual skill is irrelevant in the pool, it is time to bow down before the master. As if their were any doubt, just one more piece of evidence that I am indeed the reincarnation of Sun Tsu. My perfect 5-0 record has come at the expense of poolers with a combined record of 55/34/6 (Elvis, jd, Shandorf, Nijis, Croda). If you throw out the one outlier (i.e. Croda) that becomes an astounding 52/19/6. Ptthhbbtt. This week on National Cesspoolagrfic! See the Marlow in it's native habitat. Notice how it inflates that big bag of skin below it neck to display it's dominance. This primitive lizard has no brain but only a stem to idle it's days through. It knows of no pleasure. Only what to eat, where to eat it, and when to **** it crosses it's mind. It is simple yet demonstrative. Even for its diminutive size it tries to make up for it in the inflating of it's bag-o-skin. What a funny little creature. Not funny ha ha but funny sad. Awwww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted February 23, 2001 Author Share Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Marlow: ...As if their were any doubt, just one more piece of evidence that I am indeed the reincarnation of Sun Tsu. My perfect 5-0 record has come at the expense of poolers with a combined record of 55/34/6 Methinks that your boastfulness shall yet hoist you upon your own petard. When your record over 20+ games equals ours, I think then maybe we shall take notice......yeah like right! My dear marlow, since your tactical position in our current dustup is anything but secure, perhaps discretion is called for. Thanks for adding that incentive for me to actually pay a little attention to our game. I have well established my tactical inability in the fog in several games, including your ONLY win against me. And since the current game is NOT in fog, I think you ARE TOAST. muhahahhaha ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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