Thain ye hae tha recallin' facilities o' a pregnant goldfish, ye toe-stubbin' blouse- wearin' weiner-haggler. Bolded mah spotty arse.
Ah'm here tae doff mah tam an' doon a tumbler o' Lagavulin tae Berlichtingenthingen, who Ah met tha one time at dinner wi' Ol Foul Joe. Hae had a hand ain designin' tha game Ah played as a wee squire agin tha' bugger Hiram Sedai. Was at really 16 years ago? Sae Ah knew Berli tae bae tha bastard he wah, fraim tha start. A guid bastard, An Ah haid nae quarrel wi' haim.
Nae forgotten laddie.