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  1. Due to some good fortune for the next year I will be commuting to Dallas, TX for my new employment. I was just curious if any of you worthless bastards live in that godforsaken hellhole of cow dung and poisonous vermin. If so we should hook up for a Coors shudder or possibly...er perferably something better. Let me know you grasshumpings sods. Deepest regards, Jeff
  2. The addition of tank hunter teams is really cool but I would really like some weapon stats in the info window on all those cool new weapons they are using. As it stands now I have no idea what thier "kill range" is against tanks. Jeff
  3. Heck ya! You didn't I think I came back to read your mindless drivel, did ya? So move over I want my seat back in front of one of the pool jets. Ahhh... that's better....Mmmmmm....pool jet.... Jeff Oh, and thanks Daniel for e-mailing me the password to my old account! You rule. [ September 06, 2002, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: jshandorf ]
  4. Ya, ya. 3000 freeking points on a map that just plain sucks. Everytime I start the set up I end up throwing something at the monitor. Who thought this thing up anyway? Oh ya, you. Bastard.</font>
  5. Hey, Butt-low I have resent you our game time and time again. What's your problem doofus? Send me my turn or I will have you raped by horses on viagra. Jeff
  6. You need to setup you defense so that it has inter-locking fire. You problem sounds like he is able to isolate your defenses and kill them piece-meal. That is bad. Inter-locking fire goooood. Jeff
  7. Gamey bastard. In "reallife" fires don't burn forever and block all passing and LOS. They sometimes burn good... sometimes bad.. sometimes fast.. sometime slow... sometimes you can get through on foot.. sometimes not... sometimes a vehicle can drive or even see through it.. sometime not... CMBO doesn't simulate this... [sarcasm] Remind me never to play you. [/sarcasm] Jeff
  8. When have I been accused of having good taste? Sheesh... Jeff
  9. As far as I know having the computer pick your forced doesn't result in an "over-pick" but can result in an "under-pick" by some factor. I guess this was bad in earlier releases but BTS has shored it up some. Personally I am still not happy with it since if you play a QB at 1000 points or under and have the computer pick your forces the German players hardly gets any schrecks let alone one. On may occasions I have gotten no AT support and only a HT with a few hollow charges... Very dissapointing. Jeff
  10. To me FB just ruin the game... Either they are a waste of points because they don't show up or when they do.. do nothing usefull or they show up and wipe out the enemy, which to me takes all the fun out of it since that I what I wanted to do, and not have some AI controlled Jabodo it for me. Jeff
  11. The problem isn't with screening FT teams. The problem is that on the attack they move fo fricken slow and inevitably you have to move them through some enemy fire and when you do they just die like rabid weevels, fast and messy. Jeff P.S. Ooo.. but don't get me wrong.. on the defense they can rock... Stick when with some infantry with maybe a barbwire fence or a mine field in front of them and watch them route the enemy soldiers. [ March 11, 2002, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: jshandorf ]
  12. I think I will or something. Oh and BTW, Joe, while you are driving down in Texas watch out for those "Road-hobos". I hear they go right through your windshield and get lodged there until they bleed to death. Jeff
  13. Why the hell do you need a keyboard for a penile implant? And I suppose the more disturbing question would be, where do you plug that keyboard in? Jeff
  14. If you're going to have light to moderate casualties, then you're nancy boys should have all the flags and shouldn't have sat back with your infantry cowering from a damned Hetzer! I haven't had anything more than a routed Company HQ with 1 guy left and LOW ammo on his .45 for 10 turns and that lone guy hiding under a rock has kept your reinforced battalion at bay the whole time. I had 2 Hetzers and slaughtered your tank regiment. I also saw you pick your nose and eat it while we were playing TCP/IP you dingo-dipping bastard!</font>
  15. Let me tell you...nothing penetrates this head.</font>
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