Guest Germanboy Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: My sad little games Germanboy Our game is scheduled for Feb 1, 2001 or 01/02/2001 in European script. I have some time to learn how to play until then and I've been fervantly emailing him to find out what sort of character he really is. I'll hold my opinion to myself until after the game gets underway. Just curious, if I moved to Germany, would I be Jerseyboy or Americanboy? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hiram - your questions will be answered shortly, our game is scheduled for 03/01/01 in European script (I leave you, or your cat, to figure out when that is) and you are welcome to shiver behind the sofa until then. Although, since even Joe has managed to draw against me, who knows what may happen... May I also tell you that I am most excited to see Prof.Hamster X return to the board after the no doubt hard and benevolent work he did in Florida. Equally welcome of course is Geier, and his mention of his son makes one hope that the Old Firm (shurely a family business) is in good hands for another generation. Apart from that, the board is clearly going slightly loopy, and I would therefore like to submit to all and sundry to in future posts about game-related matters (as opposed to generic abuse) compare reality for the game, as Bastables does to such magnificent effect. Alternative methods (e.g. talking out of your rear-end, reading Company Commander and claiming to know about reality when LOS is arguing to the contrary, or basing any claims on the ASL manual because one is generally content with being a funny person) have persistently proven aggravating to many of the more sensible, learned and beautiful people populating this interesting haunt known as the Combat Mission board(including me). The aggravators know who they are and Knecht Ruprecht will seek them out and punish them accordingly. Have a nice day. ------------------ Andreas <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by Germanboy (edited 12-20-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: May I also tell you that I am most excited to see Prof.Hamster X return to the board after the no doubt hard and benevolent work he did in Florida. Equally welcome of course is Geier, and his mention of his son makes one hope that the Old Firm (shurely a family business) is in good hands for another generation. Have a nice day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I spy some sycophancy. Hey who said that?? points at Croda I think he also said something like the American Education system is better than the one found in Germany. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 I hate repeating myself, but since you are all worthless cro-mag throwbacks, in this case I will deign to do so in the interest of maintaining a good working human/cro-mag relationship. My university ISP is free and fast and maintained by students. Which means that it is free and fast about half the time, and free and completely bollocksed up the other half. Consequently, it appears that my ISP occasionally hiccups when I attempt to send email messages with attached files. Therefore, if you believe that I owe you a file, it is most likely that I sent it but that it was lost. Drop me a line and I will resend. I am so filled with hate for you all that a million Catholic schoolgirls in a million knee-high socks could not erase my loathing. May the keening wails of Christmas carollers pierce your eardrums and liquidify your brains, every last cro-mag bastard one of you. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: I am so filled with hate for you all that a million Catholic schoolgirls in a million knee-high socks could not erase my loathing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So, one-legged pre-pubescent catholic schoolgirls catch your fancy? You sick bastard. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: I am so filled with hate for you all that a million Catholic schoolgirls in a million knee-high socks could not erase my loathing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wouldn't one million Catholic schoolgirls require two million knee-high socks? You see, you choopie whining bastard, ASL rule A25.54.6789b clearly indicates that any schoolgirl would be operating at a -1 to her morale were she missing a sock, (even were it stuffed in one of your choopy whining holes) [there is a special supplement coming out to deal specifically with Catholic schoolgirls], so your statement makes no sense, and CM has it all wrong. And my disgust with your continued choopy choopiness continues to blanket me with despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 Personally I'd prefer the half-million Catholic schoolgirls without any knee-socks at all. As a graduate of the Catholic school system, I can assure you if you can get the knee-socks off, the rest will follow in short order. Now if you all would please abuse me for wandering out of the pool and bothering the mega-grogs again, perhaps I'll learn my lesson. Sorry to disappoint Germanboy, but not talking out me rear end would amount to total silence. Which is not something any of this lot deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 20, 2000 Share Posted December 20, 2000 Ahh yes! The catholic girls school! I have fond memories of we real (spotty teenager) men riding our pushbikes past there after a day at highschool just to check out the babes! I also have not-so-fond memories of subsequently being pelted by eggs and rotten tomatos from said babes! Mace Oh, btw, I forgot to add - you're all sick and twisted. And that's quite sad, really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Chup! I think our turn went AWOL, try a resend since I checked my e-mail last night and I had no turn from you. Are these the same Catholic girls I saw in Belfast in the morning standing on the curbs smoking cigarettes and wearing knee high stompin' boots with way too much mascara on? Hmmmm? Times have certainly changed. In fact I swear I saw some of those girls at the club I went to the night before and let me say those little girls dress like hoochie-mamas when they go out! All I could do was stand near the bar looking like some leach and wonder what thier parents would think. *sigh* Jeff ------------------ I once killed a six pack just to watch it die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 A notice to all my opponents! I will NOT be upgrading past the original 1.1 beta patch since their have been WAY too many issues with the subsequent patches for me to feel okay migrating my games forward. Thus if you wish to play me you will have to do it with the original 1.1 beta. So there! Nah! Phfffft! Jeff ------------------ I once killed a six pack just to watch it die. [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 12-20-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: A notice to all my opponents! I will NOT be upgrading past the original 1.1 beta patch since their have been WAY too many issues with the subsequent patches for me to feel okay migrating my games forward. Thus if you wish to play me you will have to do it with the original 1.1 beta. So there! Nah! Phfffft! Jeff <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, I agree with filthy, nasty, syphalletic, polytheistic, seldom bathed, motherless son of a goat Shandorf. I still have ver 1.05 for my fun times by myself. You know, the fun times. I like to create a scenario with about 30 Hotchkisses vs 30 Stuarts. Good times. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 21, 2000 Author Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: So, one-legged pre-pubescent catholic schoolgirls catch your fancy? You sick bastard. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Okay, that actually made me laugh. The cat can live, for now, anyway. Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it with Catholic Schoolgirls. - Blaise Pascal ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Just curious, if I moved to Germany, would I be Jerseyboy or Americanboy? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you thinking of moving here!!!? aw crap! well there goes the neighborhood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 21, 2000 Author Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Uh, I agree with filthy, nasty, syphalletic, polytheistic, seldom bathed, motherless son of a goat Shandorf. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I ask that you refrain from calling Shandorf polytheistic, as it degrades polytheists. ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: I ask that you refrain from calling Shandorf polytheistic, as it degrades polytheists. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and I ask that you stop responding to my posts while wearing your frilly pink bathrobe. Its makes me feel kind of creepy. Those slippers are kind of fru fru too. Just my humble opinion. ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Schoolgirls, cigarettes, boots, and mascara... mmmm. For everything else, there's Mastercard... There may be some hope for Hiram when I read his FAQ-bump contribution (re:Enrique). I was caught laughing aloud at work. I hate that. If only the flamethrowers in the 1.23 beta weren't issued empty, I'd burn you to a crisp. I may just wait for one more rev before diving into the beta PBEM pool. Then I should probably kill the hell out of you. [This message has been edited by Mark IV (edited 12-20-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...Poopers should move closer to kick you in your wee bairn<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kickin' mah ain mah "small baby" as it? Your a sick pile o' tepid yak dung, an' noo mistake! SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 You bunch of dirty-minded Britney Spears obsessives! Hold your hands above water level! (As you were, bauhaus.) Someone mentions "Catholic" and "schoolgirl" in the same sentence and suddenly you're all reduced – sorry, elevated – to a horde of drooling adolescents/old men (delete as applicable). I may not remember the last time I even laid (sit down, bauhaus!) eyes on another human being, but at least I can consider the existence of a parallel gender without abandoning my composure and self-respect! Chupacabra wrote: > Torra fy ngwallt yn Peng Hmmm... was it the Super Furry Animals who did their last record in Welsh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 The Super Furry animals, don't they all wear Chuppy's blue shirt/brown trouser combo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Attention Lorak, Despite OGSF getting God to intervene in our game and resurrect one of his Priests my heroic infantry force has stomped on his combined arms mob. These knights are just too easy to bump off. Allies 102 casualties(31kia) 7 vehicles KO men ok 65 score 30 Axis 51 casualties(12kia) 5 guns destroyed men ok 55 score 70 ------------------ Work is the curse of the drinking class. I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards. -Meeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: ..large snip of purile garbage...without abandoning my composure and self-respect! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What self-respect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Attention Lorak, Despite OGSF getting God to intervene in our game and resurrect one of his Priests my heroic infantry force has stomped on his combined arms mob.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aye, tha wee ferret-fondler musta skinned his knees runnin' o'er here tae report his good fortune. A tactical victory it was.....Ah might o' had God on mah side, but he had the rain. Ah'm still writin' letters back tae the families o' mah poor lads. Gunned doon through treacherous hidin' an' such. Still, it were a tactical victory fer him, nae lak the last match, eh Speedy? Take a moment tae catch yer breath, Ah think ye sprinted o'er here a bit too hard. SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: BAH! No sooner did I open this, the latest incarnation of the one, the true CessPool than I saw the ... the ... {splutter} the infamy of that PRETENDER who dared to post an AMATEUR MORMON WIFE! blah blah blah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pffffftt!! Pretender indeed. Just to clear the air (Damnation Crawdad, please do that down wind from now on...) Joe Shaw, Joe Sham, Toe Jam... The exact quote was: "I invoke the Future Mormon Wives!!!" My reference was not to the historical, putrefied, mummified wives of Brigham Young. They are gone and dead. What I needed was something more recent. More terrible. A tangible threat to make the statement. I pose the question: Which is more terrifying? An old black and white picture of some crone who is thankfully worm food by now, or a more recent color photograph of something truly hideous that could assault your senses, appearing unexpectedly as you turn a street corner during a pleasant Saturday afternoon walk down to the local coffee shop? ------------------ To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee... [This message has been edited by Herr Oberst (edited 12-21-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Herr Oberst, I think the only way you can make good on this is - wait for it - give up your indie/peasant status and become Shaw's Squire. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Squire? Squire? You don't frighten me, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Sean-a-ki, you and all your silly English kannnniggets. Become a Squirrel and what? Follow around that horse's behind named Shaw? Wearing a stupid little piece of headgear with holes cut out where your ears can stick through? Making silly little clopping noises with coconut shell halves??? Behave like Peter-bleater batting his eyes at every odd Kannigget that comes along, desperately hoping to be adopted as someone's pet Squirrel? Left chained outside on rainy days to whinny restlessly? Only to be squashed by some flying cow? Or a giant wooden rabbit? Why I'd sooner go off to face the Black Kannigget in the forest by meself I would... or fight the Dragon of Agnor... or the vicious Chicken of Bristol... or cross the Bridge of Death over the Gorge of Eternal Peril... or spend a few years chopping down a shrubbery with a herring... Squirrel indeed... ------------------ To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Damn. Closed the bloody FAQ thread, just when it was getting interesting... a real page-turner, that. Should we occasionally start psuedo-groggy thread titles of marginal interest, to escape the locks, continue on, and drive MattMadd? Ya know he read the whole thing first, the sodding git, like a porn censor. A show of flippers, flagellae, ciliae, or what have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 *holds up one of his sheep* Why rest with just this discussion board? Our evilness knows no bounds, we must aim to corrupt as many boards as possible! Perhaps even aim for domination of varios news groups! Muahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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