Jump to content

It Never Snows in September: The Peng Challenge View of Market Garden


Lars

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 294
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Originally posted by Stuka:

Oi Oi Oi!

If it's going to be so fast and pain free, one of you 2 clowns can 'take one for the team'

Sorry.

Not my team.

Bend over just a l-i-t-t-l-e bit more.

Good.

He will be er, with you 'shortly'.

Noba.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Seanachai:

Work is running out.

Then do it more s l o w l y. Why must you always have to be led by the hand?

Had to return, to keep Boo in line.

Yeah... good luck with that.

I will soon be paddling again... I figure on showing up here and abusing you all.

With paddling? Gawd, but you're the kinky one.

But especially the Australians. Gods, how I hate the damn Australians.

Yeah, but your hatred is like a dandelion seed on a windy day, light, fragile and ever changing direction.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

Bah, Nidan1 is a none turn-sending bastiche. I bet he's afraid, because now he can't blame his losses on poor quality equipment.

What's the matter? Those Swedish girls already beat you up and steal your lunch money? </font>
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by dalem:

My versifications are obviously missed

For reasons too numerous to list

But if I had to say

Why I felt that way

It's in hopes that someone might put razor to wrist

Thank you, good night!

I think you need a new hobby. Ever thought about waterboarding the neighborhood children?
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Peng is trying to force his way right up the middle of our map, but he's doing it with troops with no support (No belts, no suspenders... pants are falling down all over the place. Quite slapstick, if you must know. All we need are a gross of pies.)

Add to that, that his main attack happens to be right over one of my TRP's that my 105 FO is using and it's gotten quite messy over there.

But, what with the major fecking snowstorm we're supposed to get this afternoon that will last through all of tomorrow, the screams of his men makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like a pair of really cute bunny slippers.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by dalem:

My versifications are obviously missed

For reasons too numerous to list

But if I had to say

Why I felt that way

It's in hopes that someone might put razor to wrist

Thank you, good night!

Ah!

pauses to make sure that no one is going to erupt out of the puddle with something new...

Yes, well, how very special.

Let's hear it for our Dalem, eh?

Applause? Vociferations? No? Nothing?

Who could blame you. It's like having poetry shoved up your arse with a jolly 'ho-ho'.

Which is exactly what each and every one of you fecks not only deserve, but need.

He won't be around for a few days, eh?

He's going out East, to do this and that for his family, and bring his Dad's car back out here to Minnesota. An inheritance, as it were.

There's few enough, in the Peng Challenge Thread, who haven't lost someone in the last few years.

Here's a glass raised, to those we've lost.

Perhaps we should be trying to entice a younger crowd?

Simply for marketing reasons?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Bugged:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

And his Sword of Rome rolls he did shank

Sword of Rome, eh? Who is playing as "the Greeks" and what is the significance of this?

I've been wondering about this since January 24th. </font>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete:

No, you're grandma Steve. Now put the dress back on and get back to playing second fiddle to the princess.

Small Friend is getting so grown-up these days. Very funny. Story to follow, you idjit. </font>
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tactical Question #1:

When faced with two Panthers ahead and you only having one Sherman.

Do you...

&: Advance and expect to win?

*: Advance and expect to lose?

): Advance without setting a vehicle target covered arc?

@: Have another Coffee and machine gun helpless infantry?

Noba.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Noba:

Tactical Question #1:

When faced with two Panthers ahead and you only having one Sherman.

Do you...

&: Advance and expect to win?

*: Advance and expect to lose?

): Advance without setting a vehicle target covered arc?

@: Have another Coffee and machine gun helpless infantry?

Noba.

Hey, Mutton Head!

I was out of LOS of the Panther on my right and the only way it was going to GET into LOS was by exposing it's soft grey flanks to three zooks at a range of about 50 meters.

And I got a shell into your other Panther before it knocked me out, so

FEY ON YOU!

The game ain't over till Seanachai sings!

(Because when he sings, everybody grabs their hats and runs away.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...