Lars Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Was this picture made before the invention of high heels? Who cares? The whole point is to get her out of them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Was this picture made before the invention of high heels? Who cares? The whole point is to get her out of them anyway. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I hate to be technical but how can you get her out of her high heels when she isn't in them in the first case? (refer to picture) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Mace: I hate to be technicalWhich explains your simpleton view of the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I thought you preferred Mrs Thurston Howle? No teeth is her big attraction. I'm bored so have a go if ya want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: I hate to be technicalWhich explains your simpleton view of the world... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by bodkin: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I thought you preferred Mrs Thurston Howle? No teeth is her big attraction. I'm bored so have a go if ya want. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Email is visible to all now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by bodkin: Email is visible to all now... Shouldn't you be out culling kangaroos, or sumfink? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Feral deer, is what we do best in these parts. Stags are half way through growing their new antlers this time of year. Brains get blown out just the same but. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bodkin: Email is visible to all now... Shouldn't you be out culling kangaroos, or sumfink? Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by bodkin: No teeth Ya got that right laddie. Now go back to page 1 and read the Rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Mace: I hate to be technical but how can you get her out of her high heels when she isn't in them in the first case? (refer to picture) She's actually wearing high heels but they are invisible. I won't trouble you with the technical details. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I dunno, Ginger just seems more...inviting...somehow. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by bodkin: Feral deer, is what we do best in these parts. Stags are half way through growing their new antlers this time of year. Brains get blown out just the same but. Your brains as well? Do you have antlers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I dunno, Ginger just seems more...inviting...somehow. Michael Figures Emrys would still have his 1950's set of Playboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Poor girl... must be cold in that room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How easily you boobs are distracted by....well, boobs ! Not related to Eliot Spitzer in any way are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Which explains your simpleton view of the world... You were in my field of vision once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I dunno, Ginger just seems more...inviting...somehow. Michael Figures Emrys would still have his 1950's set of Playboys. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 At 7am EST Tuesday morning I left West Grove, PA. After much driving I arrived at my driveway in Columbia Heights, MN at 1am CST Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. I was ahead of the game most of the way - good clear roads, good clear weather, good clear traffic. I kept wondering how the fecktards who kept quoting "18 hrs dude, 18 hrs" could possibly be so wrong in their calcs. Then I hit Chicago. At 6pm. Last time I hit Chicago around rush hour I tried to be clever and go around, ended up squished into a meat pie by cockney trolls. So this time I decided to just bull straight through on I90. At one point, I even called up Seanachai to make him make Rune clear me a path through his misbegotten kingdom, but he was useless as usual. Rotten bastage still owes me an heroic poem for my odds-defying victory at Preneste two years ago. Lousy sot. Anyway, I'm back, and here's my quick summary: Massachusetts is expensive and slumbering. Connecticut is as a fine morning erection, fecund with lush hope and rural promise. New York is burdened by the proximity of New Jersey. New Jersey is burdened by the proximity of New Jersey. Pennsylvania is pretty but reeks of mushrooms. Ohio is a desert. Indiana is sullied by the soul-wracking horror that is Gary. Illinois couldn't be cleansed of the stain that is Chicago if all of Lake Michigan slapped up over its shoreline and washed it to sandcastle pieces. Wisconsin is pretty, rolling and vapid, truly the busty high school cheerleader of states. Minnesota is still covered in snow and ice and Seanachai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I dunno, Ginger just seems more...inviting...somehow. Michael This picture kinda grows on you. That's all folks, goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 [Charo] Cootchie cootchie cootchie! [/Charo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: [Charo] Cootchie cootchie cootchie! [/Charo] Drunkard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: I just want a nice cigar...oh I have one of those already, actually a box of 25 purchased duty free in Dubai yesterday. Let's face it, you could be waltzed through every duty free on the planet by Fidel Castro, and you still wouldn't know what to buy. I figure that for you Ozzies, dingo ****e wrapped in a eucalyptus leaf that's been gummed by a koala bear probably passes as a premium smoke. So admit it, Stuka me lad. When you're smoking one of your duty frees, the local dog population begins following you from place to place, doesn't it? Which isn't a good thing, Stuka. Dogs aren't honoured in the Arab culture the way they are in the West. You're a marked man. Thank God you're in one of the more progressive Arab hell-holes. If you were in the Saudi 'Kingdom', you'd probably already be in shackles and destined to give a female camel a well-deserved night off. Drop you into whatever is left of Yemen, and you'd be grinning at us from the top of a spiked pole. By the way, exactly what sort of thing would need to be mailed to you to cause the local authorities to drag you in for a jabbering session of denying you any rights by law, and a thorough-going interrogation with batons and a car-battery with alligator clip leads? Porn? People Magazine? The Jerusalem Post? A defaced copy of the Koran? Because, Stuka, here in the Peng Challenge Thread, we're all about Diversity. And the many ways in which it can be perverted to serve our own cruel ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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