Misereor Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 As you all know, when a game is released, it is always slightly different than you imagined. Here five of the biggest surprises in the upcoming release of CMSF. 5. Certain buildings have special healthpacks and personal shield powerups. 4. Special "bitchslap" melee animation. 3. Due to PG rating, no suicide bombers in game. Instead insurgents use explosive robot chickens. 2. Three types of off-board support. Artillery, Air, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. 1. All specops infantry; Bodybuilders in tanktops that suspiciously resemble members of the BFC development team. Add your own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by Misereor: 2. Three types of off-board support. Artillery, Air, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. I rather like that one, but then the devs would have to give the Syrians something like 'Fist of Allah' to balance it out a bit...then again, I'm not at all sure Allah could beat Chuck Norris. I mean, that guy has made a lot of karate movies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Those new screenshots did show a sniper who had been thrown off the roof my an action movie star. I had assumed in was Stephen Segal. Maybe it was Chuck Norris instead Another new feature: When you set 'rainy' weather, at some point duing the game the person on the highest point on the map will get struck by lightning. its SOOOO cool to watch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 The final scene of the Campaign will have a Scooby Doo ending. You capture the Syrian Commander in Chief and tear off his mask and it will be Ted Kennedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 There will be space lobsters. In any case, i think it would be pretty amusing to see this Chuck Norris support being used, followed by the famous war whoops of American troops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Chuck Norris would kick Segal's pansy ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 deleted per user request 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 It'll be available on Mac OSX. Seriously though, any word on system reqs? I've got an Intel Mac now, so I'm prepared for anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 there will be hero characters, like Rambo and GI Joe for Americans, and Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah and a badass-ified version of al-Assad for the Syrians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 MikeyD, I explained the true origin of the "sniper" in the 56 screenshot thread. Homo ferricus, Were it not for the fact that Ivan Petrofskiy Skovar had already dealt with him, I'd be seriously concerned by an Abdullah Bulbul Amir! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 No patches will be required. *ducks* It's only available at Wal-Mart... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergeltungswaffe Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: It's only available at Wal-Mart... ...but its only $9.95 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy Lurking Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 It will be set in Europe sometime between 1939 and 1944..... David 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Did you guys know they made Chuck Norris an honorary Marine? They did it because the Marines aren't tough enough to be honorary Chuck Norrises! (drum beat) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Promised cod piece mods never made it into final release. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquelne Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Splinty: Did you guys know they made Chuck Norris an honorary Marine? They did it because the Marines aren't tough enough to be honorary Chuck Norrises! (drum beat) http://community.battlefront.com/uploads/emoticons/default_biggrin.png' alt=':D'> I hope you mean a sting or rimshot. "Drum beat" implies you gotta million of 'em and are just pacing yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Kilroy Lurking: It will be set in Europe sometime between 1939 and 1944........and features the armed forces of Sweden and Switzerland... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kilroy Lurking: It will be set in Europe sometime between 1939 and 1944........and features the armed forces of Sweden and Switzerland... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Lone Syrian does all the voice acting for both sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Homo ferricus: The Swedish side must produce enough iron ore to keep the Germans from killing them, and the Swiss must supply them with a steady supply of gold. Don't you mean the Swiss must build storages for all the gold teeth that Nazi leaders send them before they leave for South America? In exchange supplying Germany with cuckoo clock mechanisms for V2 missiles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misereor Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 Originally posted by Sequoia: Lone Syrian does all the voice acting for both sides. Lone Syrian portrayed by former Iraqi Minister of Information. - "I tell you now, there are no infidel tanks within a hundred miles of Damascus!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Oh yeah, and choppers will be included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzermartin Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 A bonus campaign with Leonidas and his 300 Spartans defending Damascus against the ugly hordes of barbarian strykers. The ultimate asymmetrical challenge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 The biggest surprise is going to be that after playing modern war for awhile even the most die-hard grogs will find playing WWII boring in comparison. What, no grenade-firing machine guns, Predator dones, ATGMs or body armor on the Western Front? [ May 21, 2007, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: MikeyD ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumrox Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Full movie playback! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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