MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 I own this thread!!! Begone Intruder!! There is no cheery in MG's life! He kills Sour Krauts for a hobby!! AAAARRRGRGRGRGRGAAARRARARGGRAGRGARGRAGGGGG!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 You do not 'ownz' this thread. I created you, nurtured you, gave you strength. I am all around you. In the tree, and in the rock. Even between the land and the sky. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: You do not 'ownz' this thread. I created you, nurtured you, gave you strength. I am all around you. In the tree, and in the rock. Even between the land and the sky. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.That's tellin' 'im, by gar it is! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Hey!!! :mad: I thought Abbott created me!! AAAAAAABBOOOOOOTTT!!?? :mad: :mad: :mad: I am the one and only ruler in this thread and you'll like ot or leave. Do not enter this thread unless: a. You wish to challenge my tactical genius. b. You are foolish enough to think you have what it takes to challenge my TG. c. After I slap you in the gunpowder stained face several times, you STILL think you have what it takes to challenge my TG. Don't let this imposter take control of your creation Abbott. Be a man Abbott, or I start "slithering". . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Goda Le: Seeing as you have no email adderess, I find it hard to understand how exactly you plan on challanging my in the first place, and second of all, why don't you jsut create a quick battle and PBEM it over to me? To bluff, er, gloat, you have to have won AT LEAST ONE GAME (Seeing as, after four godless games, I beat Peng- And Kestrel a number of times- I've earned that right!) At anyrate: SHUT YER HOLE! SEND ME A FILE! DO IT NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Joch Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 :eek: since yesterday, this thread has exploded like some weird alien mutant virus!... it reminds me of the movie "The Andromeda strain". Master Goodale, I salute you. Anyone who makes 250 posts in two weeks must really like this game ... or have too much time on his hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pak_43 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Nothing personal, it's just the way I am. I'm competitive. It's all in good fun." Well, well, well... I am the one and only ruler in this thread and you'll like ot or leave. Do not enter this thread unless: a. You wish to challenge my tactical genius. b. You are foolish enough to think you have what it takes to challenge my TG. c. After I slap you in the gunpowder stained face several times, you STILL think you have what it takes to challenge my TG Unwelcome visitors to your particular place on the message board?? Hoisted on your own petard methinks... Now feck off! (in a competitive spirit of friendly fun of course...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: 1. map size = small - medium 2. Points = 1000 - 1500 3. Terrain = varied with some hills and a little water. Some buildings would be nice too. 4. turns = at least 25, but higher is fine. Should be variable in case my victim needs to pull something out of his ass besides my foot at the last minute. 5. Time period I don't care. I just want to be the Ruskies. 6. Objectives static. I trust you Abbott, you seem like a good man who will put forth an honest effort. As long as it's tactics that are more of a factor then the weapons themselves I'll be happy. Thanks Abbott!! :mad: 1.) map size: medium, so that we get a little room for this 'maneuver-thingie'. 2.) points are fine. I'd prefer 1500. 3.) any map is fine as long as it provides some tactical challenges and some cover. 4.) 25-30 turns with variable ending to lessen the chance of a last-minute flag rush (not that I'd expect you to do that...) 5.) *sniff* I've started to grow fond of my brave Red Army men, but OK, I'll take Germans. Mid-war '42-'43 Ok for ya? 6.) yup. I'm ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 OK Portabella, and as for the points I would like the players to be able to purchase their own units if you don't mind (I think the scenario designer has the option to buy them himself but I would like to choose my own) Everything else I am fine with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Do you want to make rules as to how much we can spend on each type of unit? I don't care, it's up to you. You probably have more experience with how this can upset balance than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Goodale, you are like a breath of fresh air! Keep up the enthusiasm, lad. I WANT MY CHEERY WAFFLE! Now then, you be careful of that Parabellum and his 'manheuuverreeing.' Why, the time I played him (in a blizzar no less) He crawled around the WHOLE MAP EDGE (!) and attacked me from the rear! Why, I think he had control of the flags before a shot was fired. I don't remember who won, but, well, it was probably me. Note also, that this stunning display of gaminess came while he was dipping his toe inthe Cesspool, that bastion of historical cameraderie, good times and gentlemaly challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 I have a question about the TNT melting faces thing. Shouldn't it be blasting or ripping or something to that effect? I mean TNT is an explosive not an acid or a corrosive agent. Secondly; MG do you write porn in your spare time?Some of those descriptions of what you'd do to your opponents sound suspicously like rewritten Penthouse letters to me.But what do I know? I read Hustler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 The only thing his foul-faced grunts will crawl into is a pile of their comrades guts soaked in ****! :mad: No doubt, they'll be crawling. . .albeit in the other direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: The only thing his foul-faced grunts will crawl into is a pile of their comrades guts soaked in ****! :mad: No doubt, they'll be crawling. . .albeit in the other direction. See what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Splinty: I have a question about the TNT melting faces thing. Shouldn't it be blasting or ripping or something to that effect? I mean TNT is an explosive not an acid or a corrosive agent. Secondly; MG do you write porn in your spare time?Some of those descriptions of what you'd do to your opponents sound suspicously like rewritten Penthouse letters to me.But what do I know? I read Hustler. LOL! I get this alot. Hmmmmm. . .maybe I need to make it more clear that I WILL SHOWER YOUR CRANIUMS WITH THE HOTTEST, MOST BITTER, MOST FURIOUS EXPLOSIONS OF TNT YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE KILLED BY MAGGOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Do you want to make rules as to how much we can spend on each type of unit? I don't care, it's up to you. You probably have more experience with how this can upset balance than I do.I also like to purchase my own forces. We can use the 'combined arms' force mix but I'm happy with 'unrestricted' settings, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: Goda Le: Seeing as you have no email adderess, I find it hard to understand how exactly you plan on challanging my in the first place, and second of all, why don't you jsut create a quick battle and PBEM it over to me? To bluff, er, gloat, you have to have won AT LEAST ONE GAME (Seeing as, after four godless games, I beat Peng- And Kestrel a number of times- I've earned that right!) At anyrate: SHUT YER HOLE! SEND ME A FILE! DO IT NOW!Sorry Lord MB I didn't mean to ignore this thread. I will be glad to play you at the same time I play Portabella! But I would rather you email me a fair setup as I have never created a scenario and you probably know a lot more about it and can make a balanced one. Send it to jlgdrg@metrocast.net :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Splinty: I have a question about the TNT melting faces thing. Shouldn't it be blasting or ripping or something to that effect? I mean TNT is an explosive not an acid or a corrosive agent. Secondly; MG do you write porn in your spare time?Some of those descriptions of what you'd do to your opponents sound suspicously like rewritten Penthouse letters to me.But what do I know? I read Hustler. LOL! I get this alot. Hmmmmm. . .maybe I need to make it more clear that I WILL SHOWER YOUR CRANIUMS WITH THE HOTTEST, MOST BITTER, MOST FURIOUS EXPLOSIONS OF TNT YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE KILLED BY MAGGOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: And you just disqualified yourself from alot of things with that attitude. ByeLt., if you can't take the hot, bitter, furious, angry TNT melting your flesh you should exit the battlefield in an orderly fashion. I expected more from a trained soldier. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Now then, you be careful of that Parabellum and his 'manheuuverreeing.' Why, the time I played him (in a blizzar no less) He crawled around the WHOLE MAP EDGE (!) and attacked me from the rear! Why, I think he had control of the flags before a shot was fired. I don't remember who won, but, well, it was probably me. Note also, that this stunning display of gaminess came while he was dipping his toe inthe Cesspool, that bastion of historical cameraderie, good times and gentlemaly challenge.Ah, PL... Sorry that I didn't attacked your SMG/20mm/Püppchen horde frontally... I enjoyed the battle although attacking in a snowstorm with limited LOS against your defenses was a tough nut to crack. I don't remember who won, too, although I think it ended in a draw. We should do a rematch someday. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: I would challenge you, but, young Padawan, since I am your master, that would be unseemly. For, when the pupil can beat the master, there is nothing left to learn - and you have so much to learn.Hm, yes he is your unfortunate creation isnt he. Well, there is only one thing to do really... Send me a setup so I can punish you for this disaster. [edited just for fun] [ November 19, 2002, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 You're next in line Hortlund!! :mad: Send me a scenario if you like to jlgdrg@metrocast.net. It may take me a few days to get the first turn back to you because I have 2 other asses to kick, but when it comes you'll be glad it took so long. Oh, and as for the grammar-checking, don't worry I'll take it easy on your dumb grunts when they slither up to me on hands and half a knee pleading to me with bloody, torn up lips "Athter Oodale I eg oo vlease thtoff dith pvlithard uff ffewwiuth tnt. . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Stand aside nuclear fusion, fission, you're old hat. Solar and wind power is useless. All we need to do is find a way to convert Ego into electricity and Master Goodbeer will provide all the power we could ever need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by flamingknives: Stand aside nuclear fusion, fission, you're old hat. Solar and wind power is useless. All we need to do is find a way to convert Ego into electricity and Master Goodbeer will provide all the power we could ever need.Better still, we could find a way to convert Ego to beer. Then we could get drunk listening to him for free and we wouldn't care about power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: a. You wish to challenge my tactical genius. I think your tactical genius is challenged enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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