Lars Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: That's another way of saying "she's playing with a short deck"? I never claimed I had all 52 cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 You know there is something about v41belowpar that I truly don’t like… I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it the inane, mind numbingly pointless comments? The COMPLETE absence of anything even resembling a pair… heck I don’t even detect a shrivelled up single never mind a pair? Perhaps its the ridiculous job title of ‘regulatory analyst’ which I don’t know about you makes me think… unemployed loser, but can count (barely)? The whole thing about you having been an illegitimate squire (and from there an illegitimate knight)? Is it that fecking website on your profile? Could it just be the simple fact that you’re a contemptible kiwi? I don’t know. But I do know that I’ve all but ANHIALATED that Noba fellow which means I’ll soon require a new ‘challenge’ (especially when taking into account a certain Ladies terrible rate of turn sendingness). Am I, the glorious Messiah of the thread, blessing you, a half baked, mono-testicular girlie-buffoon, with a challenge? No… well not as you understand the concept. You see princess I’m not just going to beat you, I’m going to CRUSH you, I’m going to humiliate you, ruin you, I’m gonna rub your face into the steaming pile of crap your forces will be reduced to. Your tank crews will all be cooked alive, each and everyone screaming “why am I being led by a skirt wearing feckwit’, I’m gonna stake EVERY last one of your stinking men … You’re going to pull out your hair (or at least try to anyhows), you’ll scream in your eunuch like manner “that’s not fair”! You’ll probably file a lawsuit, or ring your mommy or call up a ‘tell us about your problem’ radio show… you’ll do anything but take it like a man. And why? Why will I do this to you? Because feckwit I’m going to advertise your destruction to every Tom, Dick & Harry sober enough to listen. Your pansy like tactics will haunt you everywhere you go, people will say, as you go by, “she was BRUTALISED by the Messiah”. You’ll for a while try to come back to the thread, but it just wont feel the same, people will ignore you as they do now of course but it’ll FEEL colder… and then one day it’ll hit you, EVEN the Belgian is laughing at you. Soon afterwards you’ll stop posting, occasionally you’ll lurk, but for all intents and purposes you’ll vanish, you’ll be forgotten. People wont say “Do you remember 42vblow?”… This simple goal is the reason I’ve blessed you with my presence It’s already determined that all this will occur. I have foreseen it… all that is left is for you to merely accept your… fate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 What an annoying little sock-puppet. 37MM, (spelt, bolded, and shat upon) you talk too damn much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: What an annoying little sock-puppet. 37MM, (spelt, bolded, and shat upon) you talk too damn much. I wonder whose hand is up his ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Am I, the glorious Messiah of the thread, blessing you, a half baked, mono-testicular girlie-buffoon, with a challenge? if you're looking for games, you could always send me a feckin' turn, quarter-wit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: if you're looking for games, you could always send me a feckin' turn, quarter-wit! I'm waiting for YOU to send me a turn... eighth wit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wartgamer Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: What an annoying little sock-puppet. 37MM, (spelt, bolded, and shat upon) you talk too damn much. I wonder whose hand is up his ass. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 No e-mail addy, no challenge, and no style. We've found our sixteenth wit. SSN's, always the common denominator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: No e-mail addy, no challenge, and no style. We've found our sixteenth wit. SSN's, always the common denominator. And where the feck is NYNY... is that pronounced Ninny? Is he European? Look Warty you may as well SOD OFF back to Ninny & wrap yourself, all snug as a bug like, up in your mommies skirt before the scary people 'come & get you' ... I can’t believe I’m going to write this... stickypiss is out of your league... squire and all, he is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Und vhere-a zee feck is NYNY... is thet prunuoonced Neenny? Is he-a Ioorupeun? Luuk Verty yuoo mey es vell SOD OoFF beck tu Neenny & vrep yuoorselff, ell snoog es a boog leeke-a, up in yuoor mummeees skurt beffure-a zee scery peuple-a 'cume-a & get yuoo' ... I cun’t beleeefe-a I’m gueeng tu vreete-a thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. steeckypiss is oooot ooff yuoor leegooe-a... sqooure-a und ell, he-a is And whehe the, uh uh uh, feck is NYNY... dat pronoussd Ninny, duh...uh...? Is he European, duh...uh...? Look Warty you may as webuhll SOD OFF back t' Ninny & wrap yourself, uh uh uh uh uh, all snug as a bug like, uh uh uh, up in your mommies skirt bef'e the, ERRRR, sc peoble 'come & get you' ... I can’t beliebe I’m goigg t' write dis... Lee me lone!stickypiss is out of your league... skire 'n all, he is And where da damn feck be NYNY... be dat pronounced Ninny? Is he European? Look Warty ya' may as well SOD OFF back t'Ninny & wrap yo'self, all snug as some bug likes, down in yo' mommies skirt befo'e da damn scary sucka's 'come & dig ya'' ... ah' can’t recon' I’m goin' t'scribble dis... stickypiss be out uh yo' league... squire and all, he is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Someone give Hiram a shove. His needle's stuck.* (* For those of you who are under the age of... I don't know, 30? This refers to a RECORD PLAYER and how the needle used get stuck in one of the grooves and just play the same phrase over and over.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Someone give Hiram a shove. His needle's stuck.You can't fool us, Boo. You're really making a thinly veiled "thingy" reference! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 tee hee...my hunny found one of my "time wasters" from the GF. By the by: Happy Belated B'day, MrSprnklr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 looks around blearily What the hell are you people all still doing here? Shouldn't you all be getting some sleep, or something? Man, I've been posting since 7 AM this morning, and I'm still typing with nary an error! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Spkr had a birthday? Well, a Happy one to him... How old is that toad, anyways?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 looks aroun' blearily Whut in tarnation th' hell is yo' varmints all still doin' hyar? Sh'dn't yo' all be gittin' some sleep, o' sumpin? Man, I've been postin' on account o' 7 AM this hyar mo'nin', an' ah's still typin' wif nary an erro'! Fry mah hide! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: looks around blearily What the hell are you people all still doing here? Shouldn't you all be getting some sleep, or something? Man, I've been posting since 7 AM this morning, and I'm still typing with nary an error! What the hell are you doing tonight you gnome? -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Spkr had a birthday? Well, a Happy one to him... How old is that toad, anyways?! Unless I misunderstood, yes. He made some veiled reference (how *else* to lawyers put things but vaguely) to "another birthday" and Lars, I believe, pointed out to him that we don't *do* lawyer birthdays, so I'd conclude that, given the evidence at hand, circumstantial though it may be that, quid pro quo and ad infinitum, he has, indeed, managed to survive another one. And if you hadn't been so sock-eyed plastered, you'd have seen it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Happy birthday, Lady Moraine. A good week for it, wouldn't you say? Steve Plus there was this... /\ And yes, Steve, it was a good week, heh. And Seanachai if you'd just looked at his profile for one fleeting second, you might see *this* as confirmation: "Birth Date: February 23, 1967" He is one day shy of two years older than me. And at the very real risk of being mauled by Peng for this... [ February 25, 2005, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: looks around blearily What the hell are you people all still doing here? Shouldn't you all be getting some sleep, or something? Man, I've been posting since 7 AM this morning, and I'm still typing with nary an error! Umm Seanachai, hate to break this to you but it's Friday. About 5:00 PM. Think you missed a couple of days there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: if you're looking for games, you could always send me a feckin' turn, quarter-wit! I'm waiting for YOU to send me a turn... eighth wit </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wartgamer Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Full Twits doing fractions. How innerestin' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Ahem. A haiku. Seanachai Seanachai Seanachai Seanachai Seanachai Seanachai is small small small small small small small small Seanachai is small Thank you, good night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Originally posted by Wartgamer: Full Twits doing fractions. How innerestin' Half a twit doing long division. Totally tedious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wartgamer Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Snappy comeback. You must answer a tellyfone for a living? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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