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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And I think it's pretty gosh-darned funny that he sent his new and improved, piece-o-crap scenario to you for testing. I mean talk about a fish and a bicycle...

Get me a cooling drink, you tosser! Just because I hate Rune doesn't mean that I don't respect him.

And I don't respect him. But I don't respect him in a way that makes the way I feel about the rest of you seem like a bloody Holiday dinner with family.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Alright, fine! Just back from debaucheries in Mexico that the rest of us have to go to Japanese porn sites to use as a sort of mental 'mouth wash', and you're already mounting a Lutheran hobby horse.

But, given your and Hiram's concern with my immortal soul, I'll 'edit'. Pansies.

Your edit is a heck of a lot funnier than the original post. Come to think of it, go back and edit some more of them.

And besides, in it's original form it would just encourage the SSN's.

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Originally posted by v42below:

Morraine- Happy Birthday!

May your husband pleasantly surprise you every day and not just once a year.

What a lovely sentiment. Now, if only you could surprise us once a year, we could put away the drool sponge and wave a little 'v42below banner', rather than simply dabbing at out clothing.
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Seanachai,

It wouldn't have to do with a scenario where I made you an Aussie, and left you in the sand with your boys in hand now would it? Could it be because I called you the Joebob Shaw of feedback? Never sending one? Could it be because I have an extremely expensive bottle of Scotch waiting for berli at my house, and hence, I don't get Mondays?

It matters not. I still say:

Boo>Nidan1>Seanachai

but that REALLY isn't saying much.

Rune

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

And I think it's pretty gosh-darned funny that he sent his new and improved, piece-o-crap scenario to you for testing. I mean talk about a fish and a bicycle...

Get me a cooling drink, you tosser! Just because I hate Rune doesn't mean that I don't respect him.

And I don't respect him. But I don't respect him in a way that makes the way I feel about the rest of you seem like a bloody Holiday dinner with family. </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I'm still trying to figure out what you are responding to. It's obviously not my original post. Are the voices particularly loud today, old friend? Are they drowning out the dialogs of your afternoon stories? Are they cajoling, demanding... insisting... that you get up... and... <big><big>MAMBO!!!</BIG></BIG>

Boo, I imagine the parade of your own life before your eyes fills you with the desire to simply have never existed. 'Being and Nothingness' must be like a bedtime story for you. When I read your latest post, I'm not simply...

simply...

I'm not simply...

Sod that for a bloody lark! Boo's right! It's time to MAMBO!

In the afterlife

You could be headed for the serious strife

Now you make the scene all day

But tomorrow there’ll be hell to pay

People listen attentively

I mean about future calamity

I used to think the idea was obsolete

Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

This is a place where eternally

Fire is applied to the body

Teeth are extruded and bones are ground

Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement

Top skill and brain

But all the things you try to hide

Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the d and the a and the m

And the n and the a

And the t and the i-o-n

Lose your face, lose your name

Then get fitted for a suit of flame

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TODAY, WE ALL DANCE! TODAY, WE ALL SING!

TODAY, WE ALL CELEBRATE LOVE, LIFE, AND EACH OTHER!

TODAY IS LUPERCALIA!

Right, okay, I know that was a week ago, but

WE'RE THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD! WE NEVER GET ANYTHING RIGHT! BUT, BY DEFINITION, IF WE DECIDE SOMETHING IS CRAZY AND WEIRD, IT IS!

LUPERCALIA! SING, DANCE, POST AND ABUSE!

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Boo, my large, thuggish henchman! Wine for everyone!

"They work me to death at the office and I don't get paid enough for all that I do and I'm tired of the poor air circulation in here and I really want to just go home and drink a beer or three but I'll probably have to work late but I'm supposed to pick up some more rush crap at the color lab and they close at 5:30 and if I don't do it tonight, I have to cross five lanes of rush hour traffic in less than a half mile of highway in order to do it on my way in tomorrow and I really need a vacation and I'd love to whine more, but I have to get back to work."

Happy now?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I just gave myself a paper cut right at the part of my finger that manipulates the mousewheel.

Make of that what you will.

Hmmm...the gods would make of that the fact that...YOU FECKING SUCK! Sing, Dance, Post Poetry! Versify, you aimless whore, versfiy! </font>
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