Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: For some odd reason that I'll never understand, she has agreed to marry me. So yes, you did. Wow! I'm totally taken aback! looks around, while smoking a horrible cigar, and giving Dalem the finger... I totally congratulate you, Lars! But, you know...just to make sure that she's not simply 'settling' for the first dumb-arse Squarehead Lutheran halfwit that ever made her go 'all fluttery' because he looked like fecking Gary Shandling, have you considered letting Shary and I spend a weekend in Las Vegas together? I mean, just to make sure your love is strong? Alright, I'm sure that you're in love, you fecking halfwit bastard. I demand to be part of the wedding party. I love being part of the wedding party. I get to dress up, and family members have to keep trying to put me in some kind of perspective. Maybe I could escort her daughter down the aisle? Hehe..Shary's daughter. Yes, I do want to die... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Hah ha ha I have a brand spanking new USB pen & as I speak I’m packing it full of JPEG’s. That means you people can be treated tomorrow by AAR of the battles that raged against my former liege & that pitiful Nu-Yoika. Of course this is dependent on me finding the time amongst all the bone marrow experiments I’m up to. My I’m too good to you lot… ya don’t deserve me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I mean, just to make sure your love is strong? What, don't you watch those Cialis commercials? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by 37mm: Hah ha ha I have a brand spanking new USB pen & as I speak I’m packing it full of JPEG’s. Bugger. How to put this? SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP! SHUT THE FECK UP! I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS, AND I'M DEAD DRUNK, AND YOU'RE POSTING, AND YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER FECKING HALFWIT! I'm trying to figure out a way to drive out to get more beer. The 'more beer' that your stupid, endless posts make me want to drink. A way that your 'stupid, endless, anxiously self-important' posts allow me to go get SOME MORE FECKING BEER, SO THAT YOUR ENDLESS ANNOYING FECKING POSTS DON'T MAKE ME THROW UP ON MY OWN SHOES...sorry. I think I hate you. I hate a lot of people. But don't let the ramblings of an old man keep you from every small scrap of kitten vomit and cat piss that you are, you whore! You should be everything you can be. No matter how little that is, you fecking ass! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS, AND I'M DEAD DRUNK I'm trying to figure out a way to drive out to get more beer. Gonna be another bad day to be in a wheelchair... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I guess what I really meant was, we missed Shary. For some odd reason that I'll never understand, she has agreed to marry me. So yes, you did. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS, AND I'M DEAD DRUNK I'm trying to figure out a way to drive out to get more beer. Gonna be another bad day to be in a wheelchair... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS, AND I'M DEAD DRUNK I'm trying to figure out a way to drive out to get more beer. Gonna be another bad day to be in a wheelchair... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 By the by, I dress up pretty well, and would be happy to stand in as a groomsman for any of your 'cousins' that just happen to be in jail at wedding time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Lars is getting married! Everyone post a poem! Everyone sing? Everyone dance! Jesus, I think I'm gonna cry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Valentine's Day on a tropical beach good enough? And hey, she never would have agreed without the drug induced haze. Took advantage of those budget deals to Thailand, did you? Nice photoshop job to get the floating debris out of the picture. In any case congradulations and welcome to the half-chained club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: By the by, I dress up pretty well, and would be happy to stand in as a groomsman for any of your 'cousins' that just happen to be in jail at wedding time... That just might come in handy. Can you fill in for more than three people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Lars is getting married! Everyone post a poem! Everyone sing? Everyone dance! Jesus, I think I'm gonna cry... Gee Lars do you think you could have waited until this fool fell asleep before you broke the good news? He is insuffereable on a bad day, now he is ten times worse. Anyway Congratulations.....life as you know it is about to end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 By the by, all turns out. Seeing as only three of you worthless bastages managed to send one (in ten days, for the love of Berli!), it didn’t take long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Gee Lars do you think you could have waited until this fool fell asleep before you broke the good news? He is insuffereable on a bad day, now he is ten times worse. Coy, sultry, and yet you still haven't sent a turn? I've seen your photo on the Justicar's site, Nidan, and you look like the nail that was driven into the Messiah's palm so that he could hang there for the amusement of the Marines! I know that I'm a horrible little man! Will you deny me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Lars, Congrats! and to show you what marriage will be like, I am sending you a scenario. Yes, yes, it will cause less pain, but least it gives you the general idea. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: By the by, I dress up pretty well, and would be happy to stand in as a groomsman for any of your 'cousins' that just happen to be in jail at wedding time... That just might come in handy. Can you fill in for more than three people? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Lars, Congrats! and to show you what marriage will be like, I am sending you a scenario. Yes, yes, it will cause less pain, but least it gives you the general idea. Rune A fecking marriage in a Warhol film couldn't be as painful as a Rune scenario. Pay no attention to that twisted feck behind the scenario curtain, Lars! But...I could see us doing a Rune scenario by way of celebrating your engagement.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: By the by, I dress up pretty well. You're not thinking of that backless cocktail dress again, are you? And lay off my former Squire or I shall have to thump you even harder than I normally do, you rehasher of E-mails! By the way, congratulations Lars. I'd congratulate your fiance, but I would find it impossible to keep the sarcasm out of my tone. p.s. So, Seanachai's been up for a whole 12 hours? Life turns ugly when you don't get those two or three naps in, doesn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Gee Lars do you think you could have waited until this fool fell asleep before you broke the good news? He is insuffereable on a bad day, now he is ten times worse. Coy, sultry, and yet you still haven't sent a turn? I've seen your photo on the Justicar's site, Nidan, and you look like the nail that was driven into the Messiah's palm so that he could hang there for the amusement of the Marines! I know that I'm a horrible little man! Will you deny me? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: p.s. So, Seanachai's been up for a whole 12 hours? Life turns ugly when you don't get those two or three naps in, doesn't it? You're not on Messenger, are you, Boo? Coward. I'm willing to put my privates up against anyone else's on the 'Pool! I am the consummate Commander! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm willing to put my privates up against anyone else's on the 'Pool! That's just wrong on so many levels... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You're not on Messenger, are you, Boo? Coward. Actually, I am. But you're not, so who's the coward now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You're not on Messenger, are you, Boo? Coward. Actually, I am. But you're not, so who's the coward now? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Messenger is for drooling types. And wimin, who are naturally chatty. I'm here, O loud drunken one. Now, just what the hell do you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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