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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Seanachai You have been rather terse lately, I miss the hyperbole...the onomatopea, the clever crafting of alegory and metaphor.

Where is the old wind bag we all know and love?

Is this your new Gaylord Focker personna?

Have pity man....one of those is enough....oh I guess there is AJ as well, but he is truly humourous. (notice the "ou")

Actually, I do feel bad about this. My only excuse is that I'm at work, and so can only post rather tersely.

If I don't simply stagger home and drink myself into a mean stupor, smashing the empty bottles against the wall while screaming curses against the vicious fate that ever set me to playing a game against Pondscum...

But I digress. As I was about to say, perhaps I shall post at greater length later, when I'm at home. </font>

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All hail the Ladies of the pool.

Welcome back to our slippery environs, oh Lady of the Cess. We had no joy without the contributions of Her Grace, YK2, and the Ever Lovely Persephone.

Aren't there some Pool-Boys about who can throw a proper wine party for the Ladies?

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Lord Seanachai! There's another newbie troll on the outerboards whining about not enough blood and slaughtering helpless prisoners/civilians. Time to get on your high horse and get stomping. I expect at least two locked threads. Extra points awarded for bannings, of course.

Papa Khan will no doubt be along soon to crow about his gamey use of +2.1 Armor of Ricochet. Seven brave crews manning BT-7 tin cans bruttaly murdered. He shall be made to pay.

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Originally posted by dalem:

....Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.

Bzz-clank!

Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.

Bzz-clank!

Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.

Hey there mate and crikey!

Oi oi oi!

Hey there barby and baaaaaaaa!

Oi oi oi!

"Pop!" Goes the challenge!

Send me one of your gamey setups

that I must slay you

In the lair

of the snow tire King.

Versificationosity will be mine!

....Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.

Bzz-clank!

Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.

Bzz-clank!

Must. Kill. Aussie. Jeff.....

{snicker}... Oh, yeah, righty-ho mate! No wuckin' worries. I'll send ya's a reeeeeel doooozie of a setup. FAIR. NOT GAMEY. JUST. {snicker}... You'll probably win too .. {MU-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA! - yeah RIGHT...}

*wipes tears of glee from eyes*

Sigh. Ah, the good old days are back. Dalek Dalem dying-a-lot is just going to be so darned GOOD!!!

AJ

Super Scenariast

[ January 31, 2003, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ]

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Originally posted by dalem:

You mean

Tra la la lalala-la

Tra la la lalala-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

One banana

Two banana

Three banana

Four

Four bananas make a bunch

and so do many more

Over hill and highway the banana buggies go

Coming up to bring you the Banana Split Show!

Bringin' up a mess of fu-un!

Lotsa fun for everyo-one!

Bringin' up a mess of fu-un!

Tra la la lalala-laaaa!

Now that was the pinnacle of entertainment in the civilised world, it's all gone downhill since.
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again!

Justicar, Justicar, Challenging the Bard

Justicar, Justicar, though the task be hard,

He calls on Poopy Head, To Save the CessPool Thread.

Justicar, Justicar, Justicar.

Will you be going into syndication soon?

Steve

[ February 01, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

Well, you know what they say... if it involves men of suspicious sexuality dressed in tights, or if it involves paintings that look like somebody ate a box of crayons and then vomited on a piece of paper, its art.

Umm, that wasn't vomit.
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again!

Justicar, Justicar, Challenging the Bard

Justicar, Justicar, though the task be hard,

He calls on Poopy Head, To Save the CessPool Thread.

Justicar, Justicar, Justicar.

Will you be going into syndication soon?

Steve </font>

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I am movin down the Peng side

No man Panzer Leader still hides

I can win with one my hands tied

Why, que?

My victories still shine

My skill goes un-matched while my foes fall the wayside.

All i need in this life of Peng is beer from a merchant.

You ask why that i mention this?

Cause beer burden.

Like reading one of dalem's songs, my mind stops a learnin

Sean-A Chai is like an old bag

Flirting, winking at the whole crowd

Sometimes he flirts slow sometimes he flirts quick,

But same thing remains, Perseph wants his

Sick-ning dalem's songs all he wrote

Mace minds, he wants the sheep , keep the goat

This lyrics rings out while i leave this one note

To All i owe turns , i'll send them out when i get around to it. Mabe tomorrow , you can hope.

Oh i almost forgot, awww damn yo soy americano!

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Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I told y'all - Gaylord Focker gets more and more entertaining with each sniff of the shoeshine rags.

Glad you enjoyed my first ever rap, peace grog! </font>
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Aww, great! I come in here just to see what's happening in the ol' MBT and find it ON PAGE TWO!!!

I should be finishing up my packing for my trip, but NOOOOOOO! I have to come in and save your lousy hides yet again!

See? This is what comes from trying to foist some charlatan of a <small>king</small> on us.

It just won't wash!

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL!

Joe

Joe, you're still alive and kicking! Well, able to stand, at least. With assistance, no doubt. I'd thought that by now you'd most likely gone to visit the Utah chapter of the big Cess Pool party in the sky. But you're still here.

Imagine my dismay.

Papa

P.S.

Don't you owe me a turn?

[ February 01, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Papa Khann ]

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Syndication? Syndication only comes about AFTER the work is done. No lad, my work will NEVER be done until the FALSE King Meeks (nb) and his legion of pretenders to the control of the CessPool are flayed and gutted with their heads on pikes above the gates of the CessPool. Not until everyone of them is scourged and howling in torment will I cease my endeavors.

I see you already know the general reaction to your posts.

I'll see them all, everyone who supports this decadent reign, rounded up, shackled together and have their feet in the hottest fires. They'll one and all be made to feel the pain of their betray ... oh ... that would include YOU wouldn't it ... hmmmm ... oh well, omlettes, eggs and so forth I suppose.
Sigh. Joe, as I have explained to you before, I play both sides against the middle. I'm just in this for the misery.

I don't really care WHO is in charge, so long as I get to interrogate somebody.

Steve

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No mention of the brave explorers who lost their lives in the pursuit of understanding. The space program will continue, and perhaps will influence how we live together on earth. Some day we will all live together in peace. A dream, maybe, but it is worth striving for.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

No mention of the brave explorers who lost their lives in the pursuit of understanding.

I think most of us posted our thoughts elsewhere on the general forum.

Terrible thing though.

Mace

[ February 01, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

That was a 'rap'?

What the hell's a 'rap'?

I thought that was your first attempt at skaldic poetry, and I was intrigued.

I think he meant C-rap.

Mace

[ February 01, 2003, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Syndication? Syndication only comes about AFTER the work is done. No lad, my work will NEVER be done until the FALSE King Meeks (nb) and his legion of pretenders to the control of the CessPool are flayed and gutted with their heads on pikes above the gates of the CessPool. Not until everyone of them is scourged and howling in torment will I cease my endeavors.

I see you already know the general reaction to your posts.

I'll see them all, everyone who supports this decadent reign, rounded up, shackled together and have their feet in the hottest fires. They'll one and all be made to feel the pain of their betray ... oh ... that would include YOU wouldn't it ... hmmmm ... oh well, omlettes, eggs and so forth I suppose.
Sigh. Joe, as I have explained to you before, I play both sides against the middle. I'm just in this for the misery.

I don't really care WHO is in charge, so long as I get to interrogate somebody.

Steve </font>

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