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Originally posted by Seanachai:

STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN! GET HAKKO! GET ANDREAS! GET PENG! WHERE GEIER? NEED HELP!

A chill, dry breeze blows open the door to Cesspool. In its wake strides a solitary figure, clad in dusty, stained garments. In his sash are thrust two swords. Half-cloaked in shadow, in reaches up and rubs back his balding head.

You called? Where're the 'pool-boys?

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Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN! GET HAKKO! GET ANDREAS! GET PENG! WHERE GEIER? NEED HELP!

A chill, dry breeze blows open the door to Cesspool. In its wake strides a solitary figure, clad in dusty, stained garments. In his sash are thrust two swords. Half-cloaked in shadow, in reaches up and rubs back his balding head.

You called? Where're the 'pool-boys? </font>

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Whew, about back to normal! Thanks to all who helped me come to grips, cope with my own ever present and undeniable superiourity, and who's very ripostes, while often horribly lame, brought my sense of perspective back.

Berli, thanks for inducing a flashback that reminded me that 'life's a funny old thing, isn't it?'.

Now, a thorough-going application of chemicals, and I'll be able to sit here once again and chuckle at the amiable antics of Gaylord and Company, the 'Garfield' cartoon characters of the Forum.

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Originally posted by Ubertracker:

Is it wise to ask What the hell is this thread all about???

No

Or should I just shake my head, mumble something about people with too much time on their hands, and stumble off to continue my entrouncement in a PBEM game?
Yes

This entire Peng thing makes a George Bush speech seem logical and coherent. After trying to figure this thing out, I'm ready to attack Iraq all on my own!
Line on the left, one bullet each.
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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

the usual assortment of long-winded blather... and

An anonymous internet forum? I've published my real name and home address on this forum a number of times.

And he's still single.

Papa </font>

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This just in from the General Forum:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAKETENMENSCH!

Yes, all, today is Mensch's Birthday!

Join with me in wishing him many, many more. Of course, he's quite mad, so it will probably seem to him like he's simply having the same one over and over, the only difference will be the presence or absence of weiner dogs from moment to moment.

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Re: Nitwit#1 - Now, if he can only channel the fire and bile he used to defeat me in the match up into his posts, I believe I would put him up for knight. I know he annoys Berli (ALWAYS a must) and I know he has succeeded in occasionally frustrating Seanachai ( a most worthwhile cause), but he has adopted an almost Zenlike attitude towards hatred. This needs work.

Hmmm. I reckon the following response by the RAVING LOONY Seanachai indicates your lil' buddy is just about THERE, Sir Boo-boo....

Originally posted by Seanachai:

AND NIDAN, YOU IDIOT, YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO HELP KEEP ME CALM, COURTEOUS, AND PROPERLY SUBDUED!

ARRGGHH! SEANACHAI MAD! STUPID MAN MAKES EGO GO WILD! CRUSH HIM, I WILL! STOMP LITTLE FOOL! ARRGGHH! BRING WITTY OPPONENT, HELP SEANACHAI!!!

I say, give him the prod. In the nicest possible way, of course! Has he performed the required quest et all? If in doubt, refer to HIS ULTIMATE PRE-EMINENCE, THE EEEEVIL ONE<SUP>tm</SUP>.

You could always proffer him meekly to THE INVISIBLE KING for a roight d<STRIKE> r </STRIKE>ubbing too! That would be neato..

Yours with love always,

Your mentor and tactical superiour,

Sir AJ

[ January 28, 2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ]

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Originally posted by AussieJeff:

Yours with love always,

Your mentor and tactical superiour,

Sir AJ

<big><big>PAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!!</BIG></BIG>

Man, it must be a beautiful fantasy world you've created for yourself. Fountains of beer, barbequed shrimp hanging from trees, lithsome odalisques anointing your pointy noggin with oil, museums filled with paintings of large eyed waifs and poker playing dogs...

I hope I can be there when the killer clowns show up with their blood drenched machetes.

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O where, O where have the Ladies all gone

O where, O where can they be?

No Persephone,

No YK2,

No Delaney, even

Not even a tranny,

Whose real name is Steven

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

...lithsome odalisques...

Boo, amidst the deep, untroubled pools of your stupidity, one does, on occasion, wade through quick, sparkling waters of intellect. Not very often, but it's still refreshing.

You were born in northern Ohio, weren't you?

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Originally posted by dalem:

O where, O where have the Ladies all gone

O where, O where can they be?

No Persephone,

No YK2,

No Delaney, even

Not even a tranny,

Whose real name is Steven

I tried the cheesecake ploy. That usually works.
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Originally posted by AussieJeff:

You must pledge your troth to OGSF's toy poodle. That's all you have to do. Easy isn't it? Chop chop, then. No shilly-shallying with this, lad!! Your redemption in the eyes of THE AUTHORITIES is at hand!

Sir AJ

Morals Champion of The 'Pool

Bugger! I'm doomed! I checked and OGSF doesn't have a poodle.

Gamey updates:

Lt Hortlund continues to race around with his UberCrack buscuit tins.

AJ Russian headlong at the Fool on the Hill. But the Fool aims well, for there is no place void of his units.

Egbert broke my large clanky with a little gun. "God is not on the side of the large battalions, but on the side of the best shots." I can't stand it when God coaches the opposition.

Panzer Leader- For Sale: One screen name and Kaniggethood. Cheap and easy.

Mike and I race for my lines.

Sneakin' is Noba. But his trolls will not take the preciousss...

Boo is still planning something. Dinner, probably.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN!

*Ponders*

*very slowly but*

errrrr....

GRUE THINKS SEANACHAI MIGHT BE LONG LOST OLDER BROTHER,

OR MAYBE SISTER

Grue

[ January 29, 2003, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by Ubertracker:

Is it wise to ask What the hell is this thread all about???

*Pulls up in a Enzo Ferrari, empty champagne in back, 3 well endowed and giggly women in the car with him*

SORRY GRUE LATE, GRUE VERY WELL PAID BY HMRH MEEKSY AND BUSY ...ERR... INVESTING.

REGARDLESS, GRUE HAS WORK TO DO......

IT ABOUT GRUE MEETING NICE FLUFFYS AND KILLING THEM.

YOU A FLUFFY?

Or should I just shake my head, mumble something about people with too much time on their hands, and stumble off to continue my entrouncement in a PBEM game?
YOU CANT SHAKE HEAD IF GRUE PULLS IT OFF AND USES IT FOR FOOTY PRACTICE FOR NEXT AFL SEASON.

AND YOU SHOULDN"T USE BIG WORDS LIKE 'ENTROUNCEMENT'. NO ONE UNDERSTAND HERE. *Snorts*

After trying to figure this thing out, I'm ready to attack Iraq all on my own!
OH? HAVE FUN THEN. DON'T LET DOOR HIT BOTTOM ON WAY OUT.

Grue

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Originally posted by dalem:

O where, O where have the Ladies all gone

O where, O where can they be?

No Persephone,

No YK2,

No Delaney, even

Not even a tranny,

Whose real name is Steven

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish ran away with the spoon!

GRUE WILL DRESS UP

IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA

SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP

AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR

GRUE WARNS HOWEVER

THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH

BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING

AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH

BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY,

SO FEMININE FOR DAL

UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION

WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS!

Grue

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Originally posted by Mace:

GRUE WILL DRESS UP

IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA

SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP

AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR

GRUE WARNS HOWEVER

THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH

BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING

AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH

BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY,

SO FEMININE FOR DAL

UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION

WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS!

Grue

Never have so few, caused so many, to suffer for such little effort expended...

JESUS CHRIST, MACE! EVEN I FOUND THIS TERRIFYING!

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

GRUE WILL DRESS UP

IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA

SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP

AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR

GRUE WARNS HOWEVER

THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH

BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING

AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH

BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY,

SO FEMININE FOR DAL

UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION

WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS!

Grue

Never have so few, caused so many, to suffer for such little effort expended...

JESUS CHRIST, MACE! EVEN I FOUND THIS TERRIFYING! </font>

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