Those of us who rely on said behaviors to earn an honest living abhor you, you ponce.
Oh, and please apologize to your entire neighborhood for me on account of I forgot your birthday. I forgot to come over and nail your doors shut, to shelter them all from what no doubt turned into yet another of your drunken rampages through their front lawns.
Sorry. Really, really sorry about that.
Also, you need to keep your day open on Sunday. Not sure I recall why exactly, except that it will please me and avail you of an opportunity to avoid displeasing me.
Papa
PS
Bring lots of small bills this time. I'm running low on change.
[ May 16, 2008, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: Papa Khann ]