BLSTK Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) In the words of John Lennon: "Happiness is a warm gun." Who am I to argue with that? Edited February 6, 2015 by BLSTK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblakai Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 The answer is a question of your age 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper117 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Sad, very, very sad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I am not sure.., playing CM you can often get a bad STD. (Sniper - TankCommander "Disagreement") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Gentlemen, remember to always practice safe gaming. Your keyboard will thank you for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) STD: Scenario Too Difficult. We've all had one. Edited February 6, 2015 by BLSTK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womble Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 There's a lot more shooting going on in most CM games than in most fellas' lives...If a bout of CM turns out unsatisfactory, you can just reload and have another go. A happy state of affairs that left many of the CM demographic behind many years ago, in the field of venereal combat (rhymes with wombat; who else knows that song, I wonder?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 One night playing CM after you have had a beer or 10, you don't wake up in bed in the morning next to a fat, ugly computer and ask yourself WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper117 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 True, but that proves that CM is not better than sex! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Come on, now. Fat and ugly computers need lovin' too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Then again...I have never had to put a paper bag over my computer monitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletpoint Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 The whole game is one big double entendre. I mean, you unbutton for a better chance of achieving a penetration... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Good one, Bulletpoint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Speaking of which...how Easy was the "Easy Eight"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 The whole game is one big double entendre. I mean, you unbutton for a better chance of achieving a penetration... Bulletpoint for the win! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 One night playing CM after you have had a beer or 10, you don't wake up in bed in the morning next to a fat, ugly computer and ask yourself WTF? and I don't wake up next to a girl who looks at me with that horrified look in her eyes of "I slept with that, a gamer!!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 And you chew your left arm off to get away like a coyote so you still have the right hand for controlling the mouse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergeltungswaffe Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 At 52 years of age, I can play CM for 8 or 10 hours, but I can't have sex that long, so yeah, there's that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 and if you only play a single turn of a few minutes you don't get any disappointed looks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) How I long for the the days of the floppy di(s)k...not! Edited February 8, 2015 by BLSTK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heirloom_Tomato Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I am only allowed to have multiple cm partners any more.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 If could only have one of the two for the rest of your lives, would you choose combat mission or sex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 That is a...erm...loaded question, agusto. At least I'm not expected to engage in conversation after a mission... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 If could only have one of the two for the rest of your lives, would you choose combat mission or sex? Depends how long the rest of my life was likely to be ... But with CM, at least my units don't need me to care ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSTK Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 ...and with CM it doesn't matter if you can't remember her name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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