Sixxkiller Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Speak for yourself. And stop watching those re-runs of Oz. Are you in the "It's not rape cause I am willing" camp then? Yes you shall be my cellmate. I call dibs!!! :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I think I can handle a few old farts, what with your muscles being withered and everything..... Its only 1 muscle you need worry about in the shower, and its the bi-sextual muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hessian deserter Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Viva "VIAGRA".......!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chek Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 "50 is the beginning of the end and you have to pass those prostate exams." so where does 61 fall??????????? (don't forget the colon thingy)...... Gawd I wish they'd hurry up and develop those star trek medical scanner thingies.Ah well there's always a glorious end leading my pixeltruppen to their deaths...CHARGE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 End of the beginning. 50 is the beginning of the end and you have to pass those prostate exams. And that's not the kind of test you should have to cram for. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymru Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 This is getting to be worse than the Peng thread: I should never have started it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 All threads should aspire to the MBT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcactus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I wish more older blokes played more online FPS games. Pointless arguments would be rendered useless with a higher presence of older players. I mean I don't play stuff like COD or CS (played lots of L4D2) with its millions of fanatic teenage fan boy fags who don't know anything about the world past kill streaks and masturbation. I'm more into the simulators and such eg red orchestra, op flashpoint etc.. Regardless however, arguing with a teenager about about why I'm camping with a machine-gun cutting down waves of infantry and defending Myself with saying " It's WW2 simulator fool " gets a bit tedious conclusion - You older dudes need more FPS GAMES ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Us "older" guys are the reason FPS exists. Rainbow Six baby. Wish they would update that game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 kill streaks and masturbation liquidcactus, that's too good to let die. You should put it in your sig! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcactus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 liquidcactus, that's too good to let die. You should put it in your sig! hahaa I thought it was alright to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcactus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 This is getting to be worse than the Peng thread: I should never have started it. Dear Cymru, No. You sir have started something EPIC and I'm proud that I can say I have been a part of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Skreeek.. *door opens*... mmmm..look... Boo&Michael's private clinic..nice...cute doctors... hmmm..wait... one of them has too many "rights" in his sig... hmmm..should I worry?...naah... looks perfect.. *closing the door*....Raaaabbbiiittt !!! Love Alice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Did anyone feel a draft just now? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womble Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Did anyone feel a draft just now? Michael Nope. I have my nice slippers on and a blanket across my knees. It's too wet out for kids to get on my lawn, so I'm kicking back... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chek Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 And that's not the kind of test you should have to cram for. . More of a cringe than a cram 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Reading this thread made me laugh so much I wet my diaper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 conclusion - You older dudes need more FPS GAMES ! And take time off from our Walmart greeters jobs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcactus Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 And take time off from our Walmart greeters jobs? Hell yes take time off, even half your combat mission time slot for some online FPS, provided you are not an arrogant teenager of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vark Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Us "older" guys are the reason FPS exists. Rainbow Six baby. Wish they would update that game. I second that, loved RB6 Raven Shield but never understood why all the spec forces operatives could only climb ladders! Talking of FPS, on the TMP modern forum, this from Combat Wombat "My entire Battlefront bad company 2 fire team is made up of all army combat vets with at least two tours in the box and we get our butts kicked in these games by some pimple faced teen living in his mom's basement." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I utterly detest FPS. Case closed. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Williams Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Some time back there was a thread about our age, and I was surprised to find than the average was around forty. I assumed this was an aberration, WW2 attracting older players, but it seems we are mainstream The average gamer is 37, according to the Entertainment Software Association, and for the most frequent buyers, the average age is 41. Totally blows my image of pimply teens in their parents' basement. Can you be more specific than "gamer"? I am guessing the average PC gamer is at least ten years older than the average console gamer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymru Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 Can you be more specific than "gamer"? I am guessing the average PC gamer is at least ten years older than the average console gamer. Don't ask me: I didn't create the poll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Williams Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Don't ask me: I didn't create the poll That's it....pass the blame. Sorry, it's hard to hear you here in my parent's basement, but since you are here, roll a D6. ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymru Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 I utterly detest FPS. Case closed. Michael I hate to say this: while Mr Emrys may or may not be right, I agree with him I have been assimilated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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