Joe Shaw Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Actually, I'm playing 5 CMAK games right now, all with members of the MBT. And I would never take charity from anybody in the Peng Challenge Thread. Taking charity from someone in the Peng Challenge Thread. would be like panhandling a panhandler. Hey, wait... I did that once in college!As I mentioned it's not really an issue ... maybe if you were less obnoxious more people would like you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 As I mentioned it's not really an issue ... maybe if you were less obnoxious more people would like you. Joe Oh, I really doubt that. As a matter of fact, my obnoxiousness is my best thing. I mean, when you walk into a room and you hear a chorus of muttered, "Oh, jesus... him again!", you know you've really accomplished something. Knowing that you've touched people... usually with force and malice firmly established... it's a good feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Taking charity from someone in the Peng Challenge Thread. would be like panhandling a panhandler. Hey, wait... I did that once in college! Back when you thought you were Eric Clapton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Knowing that you've touched people... it's a good feeling. It's just a shame that all those restraining orders have to spoil your fun, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Back when you thought you were Eric Clapton? Pffft! Clapton. Copycat fanboi is what he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaKhann Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 How do you solve a problem like PapaKhann? How do you catch a worm and pin it down? Joe Since Joe has chosen a musical theme, clearly, this calls for a jolly sing song. Where the devil is the Garden Gnome when he might actually be useful (for a change) ... Radley is writhing face down in a pit Bright steel bayonets are clenched in my mitts Pond Scum all trussed up with thick ropes and strings These are a few of my favorite things When the Boo bites When that Joe stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Cess Pooling Aussies and dear Michael Emrys I drygulch them all with a sock full of pennies Watch Joe Shaw fly off a cliff with no wings These are a few of my favorite things When the Boo bites When that Joe stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Men in white coats take MrSpkr away Oh my goodness what a beautiful day The demise of you all such happiness would bring These are a few of my favorite things When the Boo bites When that Joe stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 That was truly, truly terrible, verging on Dalem-levels of sonic abuse. I'll also point out that "Watch Joe Shaw fly off a cliff with no wings" is a fine entry in the Department of Redundancy Department. Old foul Joe can crash anything, anywhere, to entertain and bring joy to all - he doesn't need a cliff, or a lack of wings, just to cartwheel into oblivion. And keep your bondage fantasies to yourself, thankyouverymuch. You're as bad as that donkey with all of his <squimp>'ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Yet another example of the promise the lad showed at first, only to disappoint and dismay his poor old Liege Lord. He was always tardy for Squire school, his papers were exercises in minimalism and he just didn't seem to care at all about upholding the honor and traditions of the Shavian House. His problem, well, ONE of his problems (remind me to tell you about that goth chick he brought home from the tavern one night) was that he had no sticktoitiveness ... as witnessed by his absence from this thread for so long. I finally created a scenario especially for him (I called it "Let's Get PapaKhann Out of the Castle Then!") that featured deep snow, ski troops at night and a grand total of five, count them folks, FIVE turns. Somehow he managed to win and was given his spurs ... then the BOOT! Also his eating habits ... {shudder}. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Hey Joe, tell us about that goth chick he brought home from the tavern one night. PS You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Yet another example of the promise the lad showed at first, only to disappoint and dismay his poor old Liege Lord. He was always tardy for Squire school, his papers were exercises in minimalism and he just didn't seem to care at all about upholding the honor and traditions of the Shavian House. His problem, well, ONE of his problems (remind me to tell you about that goth chick he brought home from the tavern one night) was that he had no sticktoitiveness ... as witnessed by his absence from this thread for so long. I finally created a scenario especially for him (I called it "Let's Get PapaKhann Out of the Castle Then!") that featured deep snow, ski troops at night and a grand total of five, count them folks, FIVE turns. Somehow he managed to win and was given his spurs ... then the BOOT! Also his eating habits ... {shudder}. Joe Wait, goth chick is a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Two taps over the left eye for you Shaw. Do you know how close to Bin Laden that seal had to be to shoot him in the head like that? Normally, center of mass is chosen to ensure a good hit. Kinda creepy when you take the time to think about it. I wonder if he used a hand gun or SMG? Like a Joe Pesce scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Wait, goth chick is a problem? That goth chick isn't, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the one he brought home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 You know, the nice thing about the Rapture supposedly coming tomorrow is how organized it is supposed to be. It supposedly occurs at 6:00 p.m., by time zone, until all the world's saved have been taken. I take great heart in knowing that, if this is indeed the case, the Oddstraylyuns will be removed from this earth a good sixteen hours before the Rapture hits Texas. Talk about Heaven on Earth! Or, to paraphrase John Lennon, Imagine No Oddstraylyuns . . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 You know, the nice thing about the Rapture supposedly coming tomorrow is how organized it is supposed to be. It supposedly occurs at 6:00 p.m., by time zone, until all the world's saved have been taken. I take great heart in knowing that, if this is indeed the case, the Oddstraylyuns will be removed from this earth a good sixteen hours before the Rapture hits Texas. Talk about Heaven on Earth! Or, to paraphrase John Lennon, Imagine No Oddstraylyuns . . . SteveThe bible has timezones? How did they know that we'd come up with that concept all those centuries ago. The other problem with your theory is that you're assuming that there will be ANY of the "saved" actually in Australia. Certainly no one that WE know will fall into that category. Finally don't you owe me a turn? Or did the light from your burning M3 blind you so that you couldn't see the map to plot yet another losing turn? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 The only good thing about that line of comment is that the Kiwi's will go pretty much first of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I have to admit that a "Stange Awakening" as Merkins was fun once I figured it out. I am still trying to figure out the whole halftrack acquire thingy. I have yet to successfully give ammo to a MG or a mortar quite yet. Most disconcerting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 The bible has timezones? How did they know that we'd come up with that concept all those centuries ago. The other problem with your theory is that you're assuming that there will be ANY of the "saved" actually in Australia. Certainly no one that WE know will fall into that category. Finally don't you owe me a turn? Or did the light from your burning M3 blind you so that you couldn't see the map to plot yet another losing turn? Joe Burning M3? Hah! As if YOU had anything to do with that. That M3 is merely an abject lesson in why it isn't a good idea to cook rations inside the vehicle. . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Burning M3? Hah! As if YOU had anything to do with that. That M3 is merely an abject lesson in why it isn't a good idea to cook rations inside the vehicle. . . Steve Well in that case I'll just have to tell my King Tiger crew to paint over that kill ring on their barrel. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 Papa Khan cannot work a tempo to save his flaccid arse. Speaking of flaccidity, I got a message from Seanachai and according to him, the whole Saturday rapture thing has been changed to a sit down brunch with heathens on Sunday, around 11-ish. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I take great heart in knowing that, if this is indeed the case, the Oddstraylyuns will be removed from this earth a good sixteen hours before the Rapture hits Texas. Steve And Heaven will be full by then, so you can wait outside the pearly gates until the shute opens to Hell.... Noba. ps. Page two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 You know, the nice thing about the Rapture supposedly coming tomorrow is how organized it is supposed to be. It supposedly occurs at 6:00 p.m., by time zone, until all the world's saved have been taken. I take great heart in knowing that, if this is indeed the case, the Oddstraylyuns will be removed from this earth a good sixteen hours before the Rapture hits Texas. Talk about Heaven on Earth! Or, to paraphrase John Lennon, Imagine No Oddstraylyuns . . . Steve That can't happen dreamtime at the 'G' is on tonight and Essendon is going a game clear of Carlton on the ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Riding the donkey to the top of the page - bump, bump, bumpity bump. *E-OOR*, snort shuffle, slurp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 A little intrepid interweb research has unveiled PapaKhan's goth 'girlfriend'. Admittedly she was drunk and dumped his spotty arse the next morning when she woke, claiming something about being too good for the likes of him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 A little intrepid interweb research has unveiled PapaKhan's goth 'girlfriend'. Admittedly she was drunk and dumped his spotty arse the next morning when she woke, claiming something about being too good for the likes of him... I like mine better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Now now Stukes how many times do we have to tell you no posting photos of your mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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