MikeyD Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 The story was so absurd I had to post it: A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say. Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar. The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked. It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989. At the risk of being callous, we need ursine combatants in CM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 The right to arm bears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 We need bear cavalry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzermartin Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Hmm..the first attempt of budget motion capturing for CMx2's long awaited close combat animations went horribly wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEzra Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Here in the good old U-S of A We have the Right to bare arms And and But that's about all... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuirassier Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Apparently they are a Soviet invention... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 The most absurdest bit is the noteworthy pudding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryujin Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 In addition to bear cavalry and caves now obviously being needed in CMSF, pudding supplies should have an effect on UNCON moral... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meach Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 What happened to the pudding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handihoc Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Sorry, I'm not pudding up with any more of this bear-faced nonsense. Stop ursine around, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I should think that these ursine battalions would be a bit useless during the winter campaigning season wouldn't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomir Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 When police found the remains of pudding they did say: "Gents, it bears all the signs of a professional job." By the way, did you know that in WW2 there was a Syrian brown bear enlisted in the Polish Army? He was adopted as a cub and when he grew up he was trained to carry heavy mortar rounds. When Polish forces were deployed to Europe the only way to take the bear with them was to "enlist" him. So he was given a name, rank and number and took part in the Italian campaign. He saw action at the Battle of Monte Cassino. He was called Wojtek (Vojtek in other sources). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynz2QBeb5Ok Cheers, Lomir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 And and But that's about all... Is that Mad Matt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Is that Mad Matt? Nah. Matt isn't that good looking. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Joch Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 what about penguins? we need some penguins in CM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meach Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 So no spare pudding around these parts then? I guess I will have to bear the bad news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I can't bear another of these lousy puns! You're all a bunch of pudding heads! :mad: Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meach Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Grin and bear it, mate. The proof is in the pudding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEzra Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Is that Mad Matt? A self promoting ass once called "Joe the Plumber"...since I used Mrs Obama's arms I felt the need to be "Fair & Balanced" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handihoc Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Shouldn't that be 'Bear and Phalanxed'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 The wacky bear stories are increasing. How about 'the right to BARE bear arms'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handihoc Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I would never panda to such outrageous opinions. And that's pudding it mildly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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