Joe Shaw Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 ...{snipped} ...I slay me. Would that it were so. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 What could be more grand than the Third Shock Army rumbling across the Central German Plain? T-Whatever tanks and BMPs galore..yes war used to be so much fun! Send me another turn Joe, I'm home dog sitting, and in need of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 ...I'm home dog sitting... You wouldn't happen to be wearing a little cowboy hat and some boots while doing this? I'm sure the dog is none too pleased with the added weight. Where the hell is the SPCA when you need them?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Shandorf?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 What could be more grand than the Third Shock Army rumbling across the Central German Plain? T-Whatever tanks and BMPs galore..yes war used to be so much fun! Send me another turn Joe, I'm home dog sitting, and in need of entertainment.Oh for the luv of Gawd ... turn sent ... now get off my case. It's bad enough that I have to play TWO jarheads without being in charge of your entertainment ... which frankly is just this side of creepy. Of course I'm currently defeating both of you, Wolfp Mk II rather decisively even at this early stage of the fight. Joe p.s. Yeah, M60's and Cobras, Leopard I's ... there's just no cool stuff in war anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Shandorf??dalem, as your friend I feel obliged to point out that you forgot your meds today ... again. However, having said that, I forgot mine too ... thanks for the reminder. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Maybe we should start a pool? Joe We've already got the Beloved Cesspool... what more would anyone need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'm home dog sitting. What's a "home dog"? Is it like a home boy, but with four legs? And I'll gladly send you a turn... if you send me one first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 It should have read home comma dog sitting comma but home dog sitting could turn into a whole new enterprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 It should have read home comma dog sitting comma but home dog sitting could turn into a whole new enterprise.You comma sirrah are an idiot ellipsis an idiot period Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 If someone has a semicolon, does that mean they have no end punctuation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 If someone has a semicolon, does that mean they have no end punctuation? No. It means the surgeon left you half of what you had. Rather like your semi-brain. But that is natural, not surgeon induced. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You talking about what is natural when you are by far the most unnatural lifeform (If you can call what you do 'living') existant. It's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I am funny. Not ha-ha, not poofty, just funny in the head. Funny is as funny does, and funny wunny wasn't funny, was he? When I was a child they had "Fuzzy Bear" soap (at least in Colorado). It was to go along with that childhood rhyme that all of you lot mumble in your sleep. Anywho, once you got it wet in the process of using it to clean yourself (again, a foreign concept for you shambling mounds of mediocrity) it would grow a sort of white fuzz on the bear-shaped cake of yellow soap after sitting in the air a bit. Then, if you used up all the soap, some bit of jagged tiny toy would emerge from the center of the bar, flensing your skin in the process, until you were left with nothing but blood and a crackerjack toy. Them were the good old days when capitalists were torturous and children bled freely. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You comma sirrah are an idiot ellipsis an idiot period You left out a comma after "sirrah". Aside from that, right on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 There's two things I know well, he said The ways that I hurt, and all of the ways to hell The ways that I hurt, and all of the ways to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 And while I'm catching up. I prefer being called a poofta rather than a faggot. It's more manly. Feck that, you'll be called what you are, which is an Aussie. I hate Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Who's a big damn hero, then, eh? WHO'S A BIG DAMN HERO?: Who'll go nose to nose with me, and pretend to be a hero, eh? Sing out, you fecks. Who'll be the first? Who's wearing clean enough underwear to stand eyeball to eyeball with me? I'm living in God's Country. When the ice goes out, I will paddle my way to heaven. Wbat do you bastards have to say for yourself?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Who's a big damn hero, then, eh? WHO'S A BIG DAMN HERO?: Who'll go nose to nose with me, and pretend to be a hero, eh? Sing out, you fecks. Who'll be the first? Who's wearing clean enough underwear to stand eyeball to eyeball with me? I'm living in God's Country. When the ice goes out, I will paddle my way to heaven. Wbat do you bastards have to say for yourself?! Is that some sort of challenge? I mean, in the worldly sense, obviously. We know you havn't a clue as far as any games go because I thrashed you in some game or other years ago. So I'm assuming world here. That means us poor buggers have to fight at a disadvantage. I mean, who wants to crawl around on their knees just to look you in the eye and rub noses. I can just imagine your underwear. Size 4 kids... and it would still reach your armpits when we gave you a wedgie. You probably wear it on your head to save the embarassment, actually. So what will it be? Paddles at five paces? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Hey that reminds me... Isn't it Bugged Birthday o'clock? if so, Happy Birthday Bugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Joe has owed me a turn for about 2 weeks.....so it's early days yet and I won't complain. Nidan on the other hand I will complain about, send a turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Joe has owed me a turn for about 2 weeks.....so it's early days yet and I won't complain. Nidan on the other hand I will complain about, send a turn!Do I owe you a turn then ... hmmm, I must have blocked it from my mind much as you would block the memory of how much it hurt the last time you slammed your finger in a car door. I recommend you try that to get an idea of what I'm talking about. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I once saw an amusing commercial where a guy slammed a car door on his thingie. Judging from his reaction, it must have been an experience of a lifetime. Maybe Stuka ought to give that a try and then report back how it compares to flying in a T-28. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Joe has owed me a turn for about 2 weeks.....so it's early days yet and I won't complain. Nidan on the other hand I will complain about, send a turn! If you took time from your world travels and checked your in box once and awhile instead of the refrigerator, you will see that I sent you a turn before you went to Korea. I sent it again. Twit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Now that really hurts, you big bully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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