MrSpkr Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Fixed that for ya. MichaelAhh yes, Emrys. Nearly as crazy as a tree full of rats, but not quite enough to be immortalized for the condition. Wasn't it Emrys who nearly fought the Volkssturm of Agnor? Didn't Emrys almost stand up to the vicious conscripts of Bristol? Wasn't it Emrys who so famously wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill? <Sniff>. Ahhh, memories. Brings a tear to me eyes, it does. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 But remember all that time you weren't here and I was? I've caught you up and passed you ages ago. Really, no contest. So, you claim superiority merely because you continued to endlessly yammer in a small locked room of this sewer whilst your intellectual betters got on with their lives? By that measure, Foul Joe is on par with Albert Einstein. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 ... {snipped due to irrelevance} ... Joe is on par with Albert Einstein. SteveQuite right too. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 likely I'm the only one here who has actually broken bread with you Bah. Typical minor bureaucrat; a day late and a dollar short. I dined and drank with ol' what-his-face 5 or 6 years ago. Met him at a bar in Waco. He even posted attesting to that the following day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 So, you claim superiority merely because you continued to endlessly yammer in a small locked room of this sewer whilst your intellectual betters got on with their lives? By that measure, Foul Joe is on par with Albert Einstein. Steve No, I claim superiority because it's Stuka for crying out loud. Dang, you are slower than a nursing home sack race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Dang, you are slower than a nursing home sack race. Pssst. He's a lawyer. Goes with the profession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Bah. Typical minor bureaucrat; a day late and a dollar short. I dined and drank with ol' what-his-face 5 or 6 years ago. Met him at a bar in Waco. He even posted attesting to that the following day.By George Leeo ... or by Leeo George if you prefer ... I need to correct my post ... it should have read ... "I'm the only one OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE here that has broken bread with you and that you didn't avoid like the freaking PLAGUE thereafter." Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 <Sniff>. Ahhh, memories. Brings a tear to me eyes, it does. More likely it's a whiff of the fumes rising from your own feet that does that. BTW, has your wife abandoned you yet? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 By George Leeo ... or by Leeo George if you prefer ... I need to correct my post ... it should have read ... "I'm the only one OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE here that has broken bread with you and that you didn't avoid like the freaking PLAGUE thereafter." Joe er... Joe? It was rleete who said he had eaten with MrSpkr. I can understand how you'd be confused, though. The matching vacant stares. The odor of cooked cabbage that wafts more than gently from the two of them. How, when you look at them, you realize that sometimes evolution goes more than a wee bit off kilter? Easy mistake to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Bah. Typical minor bureaucrat; a day late and a dollar short. I dined and drank with ol' what-his-face 5 or 6 years ago. Met him at a bar in Waco. He even posted attesting to that the following day. Yes, but youthful indiscretions don't count. I was young and confused. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 BTW, has your wife abandoned you yet? Michael No, she still labors under the illusion that I might someday earn enough money to provide for her desired lifestyle. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 How in the name of Peng did I get drug into all of this? Mmmm, drugs.... MrSpker is a dilly-dallyer with no staying power. He wanders in, dips his toe, and then runs shivering with fright from the MBT. His haughty 'looking-down-the-nose-firmly-up-the-client's-arse' schtick does not carry water here. He can't deal with the babbling denizens of decrepitude that bay at his heels (and refuse to pay his billable hours). He'll be gone again within the week, if not less. He might start a game, but he won't finish it (much like the cases that haunt his waking hours). On another topic, I blew the crap out of Joe's M1, and I'll gets me plenty more, see if'n I don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 MrSpker is a dilly-dallyer with no staying power. He wanders in, dips his toe, and then runs shivering with fright from the MBT. His haughty 'looking-down-the-nose-firmly-up-the-client's-arse' schtick does not carry water here. He can't deal with the babbling denizens of decrepitude that bay at his heels (and refuse to pay his billable hours). He'll be gone again within the week, if not less. He might start a game, but he won't finish it (much like the cases that haunt his waking hours).I take offense and umbrage, sirrah. I've broken bread with Foul Joe, rleete and Hakko Ichui. I've been a designer for Ker Dessel (Giving new meaning to the term "Setup" since 2002). In short, I've been here before, Bucko, and will continue to haunt these parts for some time to come. Now, have I been away for a bit? Mea Culpa. But you can't really blame me, what with only a modern warfare game and dull commentary from the likes of Joe and Boo to keep me company. In other words, I got a life. I even got a hobby or two (one of which involves the use of firearms and live ammunition). And still, I return. I return for the same reason you lot don't leave -- because there is no other spot on the Aethernet in which such a collection of ne'er-do-wells, illiterate toadies, and incompetent boobs gather. Well, other than the National Review and Huffington Report websites, but that's a whole 'nother issue. Leeo, if my absence has offended thee, I beg thy pardon. No, wait. I don't. I mean, I do have SOME standards (though, the fact I have broken bread with rleete undermines that assertion. Instead, I intend to defend my honor on the field of battle, you rump-fed, fleabitten fustilarian. I shall send you a setup this very evening; one containing my valiant marines and, well, someone else for you to run into the ground. I shall have my honor, sirrah, and you shall have the sword. Steve P.S. The bit about being haunted by nonpaying clients is true, however. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that YOU would mention deadbeats . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I even got a hobby or two (one of which involves the use of firearms and live ammunition). Steve But is knocking over 7-11's an avocation or more of a vocation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 What's this? A sack of law-making-wanna-be seeks to engage me? It seems to proffer non-sensical out-of-date accomplishments. I laugh. I titter. In fact, I even "tee-hee." Let's just say that I'll believeth what I seeith. And if'n I romp with him in the field of pusillanimous destitution, it will become obvious that he flees at the threat of my mighty tread. So let it be written, so let it be attempted in some vague way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 But is knocking over 7-11's an avocation or more of a vocation? 7-11's? Please, give me more credit than that. Or at least let me write you a check. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 mmmmm Beer! It has arrived; two per man; do not open until the Super Bowl...Should I choose the Guiness; maybe the Heiny; one each? Decisions, decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Wow, you sure know how to party hard! 2 beers......pfffft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Wow, you sure know how to party hard! 2 beers......pfffft! HEY! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, or in your case, some strange marsupial in the pouch. Rules here are a little more stringent then those found at Sigma Kappa Cutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well it's thursday arvo here now (equivalent to a friday arvo in the western world) and I got me a whole night of boozing ahead! Off to a licensed Indian restaurant for a belly full of curry and beer! W00T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 mmmmm Beer! It has arrived; two per man; do not open until the Super Bowl...Should I choose the Guiness; maybe the Heiny; one each? Decisions, decisions. Guinness. Hands down. In a heartbeat. No braine...oh, I think we found the problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well it's thursday arvo here now (equivalent to a friday arvo in the western world) and I got me a whole night of boozing ahead! W00T! For those of you who may be new around here, a "whole night" for Stuka starts around 5 PM and invariably ends up with him hurling chunks in the gutter at 6:45 sharp. He's quite delicate, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well it's thursday arvo here now (equivalent to a friday arvo in the western world) and I got me a whole night of boozing ahead! Off to a licensed Indian restaurant for a belly full of curry and beer! W00T! Well...I have no idea what an "arvo" is; it's probably some weekly Aussie right of passage , whereby the men folk dress up in hip huggers, stilletos, and a crop top wandering aimlessly about asking innocent passers by if your "ass looks big in these?" Am I close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well...I have no idea what an "arvo" is; it's probably some weekly Aussie right of passage , whereby the men folk dress up in hip huggers, stilletos, and a crop top wandering aimlessly about asking innocent passers by if your "ass looks big in these?" Am I close?Well I can't speak for Stuka ... I speak ENGLISH after all and don't typically sound like I've got marbles in my mouth ... but frankly YOU seem to have the process you attribute to Stuka down pretty well. Has the Marine Corps instituted a new liberty policy? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well I can't speak for Stuka ... I speak ENGLISH after all and don't typically sound like I've got marbles in my mouth ... but frankly YOU seem to have the process you attribute to Stuka down pretty well. Has the Marine Corps instituted a new liberty policy? Joe I see you're not dead yet; pity. Makes me wonder why there hasn't been a turn in my inbox for the past few days, but then it is YOU. So, atypically you do? How do you tell the difference between a marble slipping and your dentures? No...not that I'm aware of at this point. I was just inquiring as to quaint customs that may be common place in foreign lands. It could be important; and even if there were a change to MC policy on liberty attire, you're too old to sign up, although, you could probably ask for a waiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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