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Feck. The Aussies are here. Time for another beer, eh?

Yes, we are.

Well, sort of.

'cos some are not REAL Aussies, more like Paper-Aussies, really...

And just like you say about Steve, you really like us, and envy us, don't you. That's ok. We're used to the envy from the rest of the world.

Noba.

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Where's my Boo, then, eh? Where's my buddy Boo? Damnation and viciousness, where's my Boo?

Son of a bitch isn't even awake yet, and I can't sleep. I don't sleep, anymore. I doze a bit, no more.

Another beer, then, eh? Another beer, and it will all be alright.

Boo! Fetch a blanket to cover me! So cold... so cold... slurp beer, nice beer, drink the beer, makes the mind snap, reality clap, nice beer, sweet beer...

Boo! Bring Master a blanket, Boo! Cold, so cold...

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On the arse end of the world, where you are, it is 6:35am.

Over here, it's 8:36pm... Where Mace is it's 10:36pm.

Noba.

Good, but not quite right. It's 5:39 am here, Noba. I'm in the goddamn heartland of America. Where God wakes up. You're looking at the stupid East Coast. Where God had a piss before deciding to get out of bed. That's where Peng lives, mate.

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Good, but not quite right. It's 5:39 am here, Noba. I'm in the goddamn heartland of America. Where God wakes up. You're looking at the stupid East Coast. Where God had a piss before deciding to get out of bed. That's where Peng lives, mate.

Then that places you just outside the arse end of the world.

But, in another hour, it'll be your turn. (BUTT, gedditt?)

Or does the arse end not follow the sun?

Does the sun shine in the arse end?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Noba.

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Then that places you just outside the arse end of the world.

But, in another hour, it'll be your turn. (BUTT, gedditt?)

Or does the arse end not follow the sun?

Does the sun shine in the arse end?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Noba.

In another hour, it will be my turn to... be very, very tired. And a bit drunk.

As to your enquiries, let me just say this: The arse end of the sun never sets on Australia.

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It's weird, you know, to have drunk too much wine and beer, and be listening to Steely Dan, and exchanging comments with the Australians.

I heard it was you

Talkin' 'bout a world

Where all is free

It just couldn't be

And only a fool would say that

Start a new thread, you drunken sot.

Noba.

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Its 3.09pm here, and i'm heading home from work. Not only do I work on a SUNDAY (sabbath followers be rooted!) but I get to go home at 3pm! W00T! Sooooo seeing as its about a 3 minute drive to the office from home, i'll be hanging off the end of a cold bottle of Beck's before Seanachai's had time to pour a pint of merlot over his wheeties whilst staring at the reflection of a 3 day stubble in his spoon while wondering where all the coco pops have gone.

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Sunday morning in America,

eggs and bacon, and maybe toast

Peng is waking to the sounds of children

Berli is coughing, spitting, despising all life

eggs and bacon, and maybe toast

Seanachai is finishing a beer

Wondering where Boo is

eggs and bacon, and maybe toast

The sun is rising, rising over America

Even in Ohio

where there is

eggs and bacon, maybe toast

All over America

there is

eggs and bacon, and maybe toast

In Australia, half a world away

Tomorrow there will be

eggs and bacon, and maybe toast

Eggs and bacon, not so bad

And maybe, there will be toast

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