J Ruddy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The gnome shortage has led to a number of leprechaun / gnome encounters. These affairs are normally quite short, leprechauns aren't known for significant attention spans - long term relationships are a tall order for them. Fecking leprechauns, I hate the little bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: The gnome shortage has led to a number of leprechaun / gnome encounters. These affairs are normally quite short, leprechauns aren't known for significant attention spans - long term relationships are a tall order for them. Fecking leprechauns, I hate the little bastards. Is the end result a lepregnome or gnomechaun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Will the Keebler Elves or Smurfs be on the same flight as Seanachai? Smurfette doesn't fly coach, though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Happy Birthday Queenie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Originally posted by rleete: Is that a veiled thingy reference? Are you trying to get Speedy to post pictures of squishy fruit again? It wasn't Speedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I wasn't sure, but I knew some anal-retentive MBT grog would step up to correct me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Mace can pucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Mace! MACE!!!!! When did you move to North Carolina? On CNn right now: Sheep seized from home Authorities take away more than 70 sheep from a man's North Carolina home. WTVD's Shae Crisson reports Even has a video for you. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Originally posted by rleete: I wasn't sure, but I knew some anal-retentive MBT grog would step up to correct me. I.E. I couldn't be bothered to do it correctly myself, so I just typed whatever and then when someone came along and pointed out my error, instead of standing up and admitting that I'm a slacker of the first caliber and a HUGE drain on society in general, I made some sophomoric dig at the other guy and went on, confident in my skewed solipsistic way that I am right, no matter what, and I should probably celebrate with a beer, even if it is 7:30 in the morning. If this does not stand as a testament to all we hold dear around here, then I don't know what does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 ...think I'll drink a couple dozen beers Go out and grab some gears 'cause I'm a long haired redneck rock n' roll son of the south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Mace can pucker? Of course I can pucker. Puckering up and kissing arse is a fine skill for a Guv'mint "worker", especially when politicians are around. Oooh Rune linked me to sheep pr0n! kewl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: http://www.alwayswow.com/archives/The-show-8.JPEG.jpg linked me to sheep pr0n! kewl! [/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: Of course I can pucker. Puckering up and kissing arse is a fine skill for a Guv'mint "worker" You like to use it on loose women as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Emma and Greg, congradulations. Just found out today and its the best news I've heard in a very long time. Best wishes for many, many happy years together. I will give all your Mondays to someone else. Also, belatedly, happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: You like to use it on loose women as well. Never had the "pleasure". But I do bow to and recognize your obvious wealth of experience in such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: You like to use it on loose women as well. Never had the "pleasure". But I do bow to and recognize your obvious wealth of experience in such things. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 When I get in the office in the morning, I always check my home E-mail to see who has returned moves overnight. Imagine my surprise when I find my IN box completely empty! So, I've prepared a list. I call it the Slacker List. I could have just as easily called it the "Stupid Morons Who Owe me Turns" List, but I opted for the more subtle approach. Joe Shaw (Actually, I haven't seen any postings from The Justicar in quite awhile and he hasn't responded to my E-mail... any way to check the jails in his area?) Stoat As I'm beating him sooooo soundly, I can perhaps understand why he hasn't returned a file in a few weeks. But he's only delaying the inevitable. 37mm Come on, Sparky! This stupid scenario was your idea. I can't help it that your Bantu warriors (or whatever they're supposed to be) disguised as Germans can't make any headway in their pathetic attack. Oh, and I recently found out that the scenario I'm playing against Stikkypixie (who also owes me a turn!) was designed by you, although the hideous and soul destroying design of the map, the sheer dreariness of the whole thing from the unfit conscripted troops that BEGAN the battle panicked, to the total lacking of any artisitic panache anywhere on the screen should have tipped me off that the perpetrater of this descent into the bowels of despair could have only been created by someone in the north of England! Now... where the hell was I? Oh yeah... Nidan, Peng, Lars, 37mm (Vile swine that he is!), Leeeeeo, Stuka and Shandorf owe me turns too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oh, and I recently found out that the scenario I'm playing against Stikkypixie (who also owes me a turn!) was designed by you, although the hideous and soul destroying design of the map, the sheer dreariness of the whole thing from the unfit conscripted troops that BEGAN the battle panicked, to the total lacking of any artisitic panache anywhere on the screen should have tipped me off that the perpetrater of this descent into the bowels of despair could have only been created by someone in the north of England!Lochnagar crater right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Now... where the hell was I? Oh yeah... Nidan, Peng, Lars, 37mm (Vile swine that he is!), Leeeeeo, Stuka and Shandorf owe me turns too. This is otherwise known as the collection of people who are beating Radley like a gong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzermartin Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Sir 37mm, nice AAR here I'm curious about the title/band of the song. Err and excuse me for intruding the sacred peng thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by panzermartin: Err and excuse me for intruding the sacred peng thread! Scram! Grog, before you get hurt. Damn, just when I was getting a bUZZ from these pill s for restless leg syndrome, or was it.. from the patches of penis enlargement.. Ahhhh..lift off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Lochnagar crater right? I guess so. I just call it 37mm's Popped Zit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: Damn, just when I was getting a bUZZ .. from the patches of penis enlargement..Well stop sticking the patches on your face then. Kids these days. **rolls eyes** btw dontcha know you're supposed to leave your thingy at the door when you come in here to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 dontcha know you're not supposed to edit my post. YOU brought my thingy into this. [ March 30, 2007, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: flammenwerfer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Originally posted by flammenwerfer: YOU brought my thingy into this. Idiot. Why'd you give him your thingy to bring, idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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