Mace Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: Youse guys just wish yiz were as rugged and individualistic as HeyAbbott! Death's looking pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I hope you all will enjoy your Christmas goose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: She's probably wondering how she ever got so lucky. I'm guessing lousy karma. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Still suckin air!Well you just had to go spoil MY day now, didn't you?! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: Australians ARE the only real men. . Truer words ain't never been spoken..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Australians ARE the only real men. . Truer words ain't never been spoken..... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by J Ruddy: naw, Abbott isn't returning my emails, Well Brianiac I can not say that you are not returning my e-mails. You did. However you sent me the same fecking turn I sent you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by J Ruddy: naw, Abbott isn't returning my emails, Well Brianiac I can not say that you are not returning my e-mails. You did. However you sent me the same fecking turn I sent you! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Well Brianiac I can not say that you are not returning my e-mails. You did. However you sent me the same fecking turn I sent you! Sometimes it's just too damn easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Australians ARE the only real men. . Truer words ain't never been spoken..... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Australians ARE the only real men. . Truer words ain't never been spoken..... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: Send me a setup instead. Maybe I'll show you pics of my new pup. Ok, this is tough. I really REALLY REALLY want to insult you about this constant puppy posting. But, as you are my husband and it is kind of cute (in a truly pathetic way) that you're so proud of this dog (even though dogs suck), just email some pictures of the damn thing and I will try to restrain myslef from posting about you in a demeaning fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by J Ruddy: naw, Abbott isn't returning my emails, Well Brianiac I can not say that you are not returning my e-mails. You did. However you sent me the same fecking turn I sent you! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: Leeeeeeeo, di' ye play ar di ye noo? Ah'll bae tha 'fat boy wi' a baseball bat', an' ye kin bae tha 'frog ain a bucket'. I, sir, don't play; I flail, I dash, I fire, I bombard, I quiver, I grin and bear it, I blast, I bleat, I moan, I guffaw, but I do not play, sir OGSF. However, should you be able to man-up the cajones to spit a decent challenge from that "frog-in-an-aussie-throat" bucket you generously label as an accent, then I could be persuaded to torture you via email with my raving hallucinations and frothing madness. Or sumfink. I had this weird dream that a big windstorm came through 4 or 5 days ago, and that the power went out and that the temperature dropped to 20F or so. I dreamed I was a ghost living by fire, candle, and battery light, and that I had to flush the toilet with a bucket. Then I went for a drive, and there, just a mile down the road, were people blazing christmas lights and making merry inside their electric furnace driven homes. I dreamed this while I went to buy more beer and bottled water. They were out of water, but thank god they had plenty of beer. I dreamed I slept with wool socks and sweats under the inexorable trapping of piled blankets. Then I had a dream that I wasn't dreaming, and having dreamed that, awoke in the cold dark to come into the fecking glowing-with-energy computer screen here at my office. So, the upshot is that until I awake from this dream or fall asleep into the other dream, I will not be able to process any turns until my state of consciousness and the state of my power supply coincide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Leeeeeeeo, di' ye play ar di ye noo? Ah'll bae tha 'fat boy wi' a baseball bat', an' ye kin bae tha 'frog ain a bucket'. I, sir, don't play; I flail, I dash, I fire, I bombard, I quiver, I grin and bear it, I blast, I bleat, I moan, I guffaw, but I do not play, sir OGSF. However, should you be able to man-up the cajones to spit a decent challenge from that "frog-in-an-aussie-throat" bucket you generously label as an accent, then I could be persuaded to torture you via email with my raving hallucinations and frothing madness. Or sumfink. I had this weird dream that a big windstorm came through 4 or 5 days ago, and that the power went out and that the temperature dropped to 20F or so. I dreamed I was a ghost living by fire, candle, and battery light, and that I had to flush the toilet with a bucket. Then I went for a drive, and there, just a mile down the road, were people blazing christmas lights and making merry inside their electric furnace driven homes. I dreamed this while I went to buy more beer and bottled water. They were out of water, but thank god they had plenty of beer. I dreamed I slept with wool socks and sweats under the inexorable trapping of piled blankets. Then I had a dream that I wasn't dreaming, and having dreamed that, awoke in the cold dark to come into the fecking glowing-with-energy computer screen here at my office. So, the upshot is that until I awake from this dream or fall asleep into the other dream, I will not be able to process any turns until my state of consciousness and the state of my power supply coincide. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Killer snowstorm... Joe Died Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Killer snowstorm... Joe Died Better? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: and now you have to play Willard Scott as well. I agree. You'd be much better suited for that role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 It is merely through the presence of electricity that your fallacious perception that you wield some sort of "power" is retained, Joe. You are buying into the illusory world view that electricity makes you something. In your case, it fills you with pomposity and the urge to comfort yourself with the self-perception of bureaucratic power. Turn off your panel's main breaker, Joe, and break through that tattered veil of tin-pot tyranny to find out who Joe really <u>is</u>. Who are you, Joe? Flip your breaker and come to the dark side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Joe is electric? I always thought of him as steam powered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Joe is electric? I always thought of him as steam powered. He's a little AC, a little DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Do Androgynoids Dream of Electric Joes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: Ok, this is tough. I really REALLY REALLY want to insult you about this constant puppy posting. But, as you are my husband and it is kind of cute (in a truly pathetic way) that you're so proud of this dog (even though dogs suck), just email some pictures of the damn thing and I will try to restrain myslef from posting about you in a demeaning fashion. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Does Rutger Hauer Kick in dalem's Door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Does a gentle wind blow up Leeeeeeo's skirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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