Leeo Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: Kitty, my good wife! Attend me! You must bold her as if you love her; she'll never come if you don't bold her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: Hey, Mace! Think about that! Talk about terrifying. Canadian drop bears, eh. Grizzlies falling from the trees!!! Oi! Oi! Oi! I think in Saskatchewan they need land sharks, as there's no trees for Canadian drop bears to pounce from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Kitty, my good wife! Attend me! You must bold her as if you love her; she'll never come if you don't bold her. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: The top of her bathing costume doesn't match the tan lines on her chesty parts. My wife will explain it to me. Kitty, my good wife! Attend me! Because, dear (coddles) . . . after the implants they got bigger. The bikini top remained the same size but the boobies grew. Thus, the parts previously unexposed to the sun are not as tan. *slaps* That's for looking at her boobs. *slaps again* And that's for being a sci-fi geek. And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress. Where the hell is he? *slaps Mace* *slaps Joe Shaw. And that just seemed like the right thing to do. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Hey, Mace! Think about that! Talk about terrifying. Canadian drop bears, eh. Grizzlies falling from the trees!!! Oi! Oi! Oi! I think in Saskatchewan they need land sharks, as there's no trees for Canadian drop bears to pounce from. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress. Dear holy Peng in a spicy barmcake! 3-way Cesspudlian flirting... and involving those fecking Oddstralians! As if the never-ending, unresolved sexual tension between Abbott & J-ruddy wasn't enough!? I feel as if I am watching a black & white re-run of disabled rats 'getting fruity'... infact I feel that recently the Cesspool has become like some kind of daytime TV show... I'm half expecting Boo to pop up & give us tips on how to make our hair so shiny! I blame WW2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 16, 2006 Author Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Hey, Mace! Think about that! Talk about terrifying. Canadian drop bears, eh. Grizzlies falling from the trees!!! Oi! Oi! Oi! I think in Saskatchewan they need land sharks, as there's no trees for Canadian drop bears to pounce from. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: As if the never-ending, unresolved sexual tension between Abbott & J-ruddy wasn't enough!? naw, Abbott isn't returning my emails, the tease, he sends me a setup then disappears quicker than that LDS missionary who stopped for directions in Compton. It kind of reminds me of a girl I knew in college. Or so even Boo can understand.. a person that smells like flowers and looks puurtty that I knew in that thar buildin' of higher learnin' thet Boo once mopped floors at before he was promoted to Cesspool Auxilliary Backup Deputy Justiciar. No offence intended, your back-up-ed-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: 3-way Cesspudlian flirting... and involving those fecking Oddstralians!Hey read my profile. It says I'm a real stud. How can I be a real stud if I don't ...err... stud. As if the never-ending, unresolved sexual tension between Abbott & J-ruddy wasn't enough!?Well any sexual tension I was currently having has suddenly been killed off by your description. I hate you. I feel as if I am watching a black & white re-run of disabled rats 'getting fruity'... Oooh now you're talking...raw animal sex! rrrrowr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: And you may be my husband but I'm Mace's mistress. Dear holy Peng in a spicy barmcake! 3-way Cesspudlian flirting... and involving those fecking Oddstralians! I feel as if I am watching a black & white re-run of disabled rats 'getting fruity'... I'm half expecting Boo to pop up & give us tips on how to make our hair so shiny! I blame WW2 </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: 4) A pom man would also know semen is the best way to get shiny hair. See? I would have thought nose grease. Shows what I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: 4) A pom man would also know semen is the best way to get shiny hair. See? I would have thought nose grease. Shows what I know. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 New puppy - check. Xmas music - check. Fire - check. Xmas tree decorated - check. Night off of work - check. Cheese & crackers - check. Rum - check. Firefly - check. Where's my gnome??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: New puppy - check. Xmas music - check. Fire - check. Xmas tree decorated - check. Night off of work - check. Cheese & crackers - check. Rum - check. Firefly - check. Where's my gnome??????????? Where's my feckin' husband? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: Where's my gnome??????????? Ya know, your use of cutesy euphemisms for your naughty bits is really beginning to wear thin. And if you really can't find it, maybe you should lay off the rum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: New puppy - check. Xmas music - check. Fire - check. Xmas tree decorated - check. Night off of work - check. Cheese & crackers - check. Rum - check. Firefly - check. Where's my gnome??????????? Where's my feckin' husband? :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by J Ruddy: Dribble Big storm. Power out. Trees down. House hit. At least I am not lost up on Mt. Hood you aren’t that lucky. Rented a room for $60.00 took a shower and went to see Apacalypto. Great flick! Wanted to sleep in my own cave so we didn't stay at the Motel. Wife was disappointed she liked the working heater at the Motel. Got to camp out in my own living room. Great fun for me, wife said something about 40 degrees in the house no fun, I didn't notice. I can see my breath in my own bedroom, great sleeping temp. I think she needs to look on the bright side, I had 7 propane cylinders in the shop ready to go and a nice new all steel camp style coffee pot. Made coffee that would curl the hair on a dead goat, it was great, wife said it was as thick as syrup, what do wimen know about camp coffee anyway eh.. Can’t stop. Ha! Most of you bastards can feck off! My dogs are more fun. Ha! Still suckin air! Ha! Edit::: can't stop too much great tasting gourmet coffee. Pictures later. Getting hungry. Going to go up to the Truck Stop for some fine dinning, I bet my wife will be excited when I tell her that eh? She's probably wondering how she ever got so lucky. [ December 16, 2006, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Big storm. Power out. Trees down. House hit. Is this some kind of weird beatnik poetry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: She's probably wondering how she ever got so lucky. I'm guessing lousy karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Still suckin air!Well you just had to go spoil MY day now, didn't you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Still suckin air!...and still sucking. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 She shoots! She Scores! **high fives Bugged** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Pictures later.Please . . . no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Oh and it's another score! Will he ever be able to recover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Youse guys just wish yiz were as rugged and individualistic as HeyAbbott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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