Joe Shaw Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, here's the thing about our Dalem. He loudly proclaims himself to be Mal, when he's clearly a cut-rate Jayne. Worse, he claims to that he's Scott Glenn, when he's so clearly Brian Dennehy... Now, here's the thing, you buggers. Every time Dalem posts, I want you to, always, and without fail, begin any reply with: "You are so Brian Dennehy..." Alternatively, if you are of a more Sci-Fi bent, you may begin with: "You are so Jayne..." Jayne ... I like to think of him as Wash, you know, with an I beam through his chest ... I think that'd be shiny. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Bugged, have you received anything resemebling an invitation from the great Lord Rune for this CMx2 preview? I think he may be delaying release to cover up the fact that he already drank our booze... I suspect he sent the invite using a homing pigeon but Kitty shot it down somewhere over Saskatchewan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Bugged, have you received anything resemebling an invitation from the great Lord Rune... Great Lord Rune? Great Lord Rune??? I think you're missing a comma there, Sparky. As in, "Great Lord, Rune, you call that a scenario?" Or "Great Lord, Rune, you sure are a daft bugger!" That's what you mean, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Isn't it just a wonderful commentary on American Entertainment that the best goddamn Sci-Fi series ever done was cancelled mid-season, first season, by people who were undoubtedly paid the weight of their own ****e in gold? I can't watch an episode without saying to myself: How truly wonderful. Best damn TV show ever. Cancelled. And it pains me that we live in a Society so weak that not a single Fox Executive was put up against the wall and shot through the fecking lungs. What kind of world is this, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Boo! Come, My Bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo! Come, My Bird! You want a bird you yodeling yahoo? Raises hands, extending central digits Here's two of them. Knock yourself out. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Isn't it just a wonderful commentary on American Entertainment that the best goddamn Sci-Fi series ever done was cancelled mid-season, first season, by people who were undoubtedly paid the weight of their own ****e in gold? I can't watch an episode without saying to myself: How truly wonderful. Best damn TV show ever. Cancelled. Give up the Star Trek stories already, Jimmy. Let is pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Isn't it just a wonderful commentary on American Entertainment that the best goddamn Sci-Fi series ever done was cancelled mid-season, first season, by people who were undoubtedly paid the weight of their own ****e in gold? I can't watch an episode without saying to myself: How truly wonderful. Best damn TV show ever. Cancelled. Give up the Star Trek stories already, Jimmy. Let is pass... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo! Come, My Bird! You want a bird you yodeling yahoo? Raises hands, extending central digits Here's two of them. Knock yourself out. Please. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Give up the Star Trek stories already, Jimmy. Let is pass... Jesus fecking Christ. Did the continual 'probing' during your 'endlessly reported to the Provincial Police lost time incidents' make you throw this in? There isn't a goddamn tosser on the planet other than Dalem that's even watched a Star Trek episode in the last 10 years. I guess it's true that that stubborn, Canadian commitment to being at least 20 years behind any other Developed Nation on Earth (except for Australia, which is 30 years behind) is everything one could expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, here's the thing about our Dalem. He loudly proclaims himself to be Mal, when he's clearly a cut-rate Jayne. Worse, he claims to that he's Scott Glenn, when he's so clearly Brian Dennehy... Now, here's the thing, you buggers. Every time Dalem posts, I want you to, always, and without fail, begin any reply with: "You are so Brian Dennehy..." Alternatively, if you are of a more Sci-Fi bent, you may begin with: "You are so Jayne..." You. Lars. Papa Khann. My house, the House of Persiflage. Saturday night. Be here or beheaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 NFG Cavscout and Bugged, You have not received your invites yet because: 1. One of you is no farking good 2. The other scored point with the Lord comment, but still, Dorosh? [shudders] all that being said, it isn't time yet. I have to create new horrors for CMSF, and scenario building takes time. OK who can post a screenshot here for me? Will give you a peak of new evilness to torture Boo. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 dalem Can't you just skip to the beheadings? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: I suspect he sent the invite using a homing pigeon but Kitty shot it down somewhere over Saskatchewan. More likely it died of boredom from lack of scenery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: I suspect he sent the invite using a homing pigeon but Kitty shot it down somewhere over Saskatchewan. More likely it died of boredom from lack of scenery. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Give up the Star Trek stories already, Jimmy. Let is pass... Jesus man, the "half a season" and "Fox" references didn't give it away? Even a lowly slug like myself recognizes a luminous beetle when he sees one... Don't worry, you'll reach Serenity Valley one day. Are the new Doctor shows broadcast in the Ewe Ess uf Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You know they recently appointed someone to the post of Poet Laureate of Saskatchewan, his greatest work was the poem, "Freeze" with it's unforgetable first line ... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I think that I shall never see ... a tree</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: You. Lars. Papa Khann. My house, the House of Persiflage. Saturday night. Be here or beheaded. No can do. Prior drunken Xmas party commitment. And they got curtains!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You know they recently appointed someone to the post of Poet Laureate of Saskatchewan, his greatest work was the poem, "Freeze" with it's unforgetable first line ... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />I think that I shall never see ... a tree</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Hello my friends. I have returned from Coventry. It was awful there - I'm so happy to be back ! *hugs* out to all, and especially my special friend Poof Radley ! I like you, do you like me ? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Look at the jugs on that one ! Please make hand relief. *makes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 We talked about this "Serenity" stuff before, either that or I am reliving a past life. I think the last time that Seanachai was this upset about television was when "Andy's Gang" went off the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: We're friends, Boo. Don't make me regret letting you into that circle of privilege.... Yeah... Let's not discuss the alleged "circle of privilege" in public, M'Kay? I still wake up in the darkest hour of the night, feeling an overwhelming need to shower repeatedly. I can be engaged in the most mundane of tasks and suddenly I'll be mentally transported back to that last imaginary tea party you gave for your "circle of privilege", which consisted of a headless G. I. Joe doll (With Kung Fu grip!), that you kept referring to as "Mr. Peepers", one of a pair of bedraggled fuzzy bunny slippers which I believe, by the smell, all of the neighborhood tom cats had had their way with... numerous times, and dalem, slowly rocking back and forth, mumbling "It's never been about stay the course", over and over in a low monotone. Yeah... let's just keep mum about that, shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: No can do. Prior drunken Xmas party commitment. And they got curtains!!! My puppy wants to see Shari and curl up on her lap and sleep and be all woggly. Of course, that's after he gains another 100 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: Look at the jugs on that one ! Please make hand relief. *makes* While I don't really get why Borat is funny, I noticed something in that picture: The top of her bathing costume doesn't match the tan lines on her chesty parts. My wife will explain it to me. Kitty, my good wife! Attend me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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