Michael Emrys Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: She certainly has a way with lyrics. I think her lyrics are really weird, but that she sings them interestingly. I wonder if she wasn't trying to prove something, like singing the Manhatan telephone book in a way that makes people cry. Or something. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: She certainly has a way with lyrics. I think her lyrics are really weird, but that she sings them interestingly. I wonder if she wasn't trying to prove something, like singing the Manhatan telephone book in a way that makes people cry. Or something. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellros Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Of course you realize that her songs are just metaphors for her uncontrollable desire to bathe in my manly spill? [/QB]The fact that you enjoy water sports is more than we need to know. Although the Justicar might be interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Ellros: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Of course you realize that her songs are just metaphors for her uncontrollable desire to bathe in my manly spill? The fact that you enjoy water sports is more than we need to know. Although the Justicar might be interested. [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Here's to that bastard Berli! A good host, a good sort, a hell of a guy, and a guy from Hell. Would The Almighty stand you to a drink and put on a good song? Not him! In Heaven, the off-sales all close at 8 PM, the harps jangle with feverish praise, and any attempt at jollity is drowned under the onslaught of adoring sycophancy. Here's a good song for ya... The Wind Blew The Bonnie Lassie's Plaidie Awa For there wis a bonnie lassie an' she lived in Crieff She went into a butcher's shop when he wis sellin' beef An' he's gi'en tae her the middle cut an' doon she did fa' An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the plaidie wis lost an' couldna be f'un' The lassie an' the butcher lad wis Iyin' on the gr'un' O whit shall I tell tae the aul' folks ava For I canna say the win' blew ma plaidie awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the plaidie wis lost an' couldna be f'un' The lassie she grew ill an' swelled about the waist An' Rab he wis blamed for the hale o' it a' An' the win' blew the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' Oot cam the aul' wife the laddie tae accuse The ministers an' elders were there tae abuse And the butcher lad for tryin' tae mak' ane intae twa An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the lassie wis sent for tae come there hersel' She lookit at Rab an' says: "Ye ken hoo I fell The beef wis the cause o't, ye daurna say 'Na'" An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' Rab looked at the lassie an' gied a wee smile Says he: "Ma Bonnie lassie, I winna you beguile For the minister's here makin' sure o' us twa An' that'll pey for the plaidie that the win' blew awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' We shall get the middle cut, the tenderest o' it a' An' we'll drink tae the plaidie that the win' blew awa' For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa' We shall get the middle cut, flesh, banes an' a' An' we'll drink to the plaidie that the win' blew awa' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: [Ah, we were all so much younger then... Michael You only remember being young, but we both know it was a delusion. A daydream you had to trick memories around the fact that you were born Eternal. A bit like that poor sod in Bladerunner with his 'childhood photos'. And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, And I'd get him to swap our places, Be running up that road, Be running up that hill, Be running up that building. If I only could, oh... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 My email account appears to have self destructed… for those of you who NEED to contact me I will give you this vital info… My Yahoo messenger & MSN address contact addresses are IDENTICAL to my email address. I expect turns… now get to it dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 What about those people to whom YOU owe turns you blighter!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Patchy: Someone at work gave me a whole bunch of Kate Bush albums on mp3 and I loaded them on my computer....and started to listen to some of it....quickly skimming through one annoying sound to the next. I'm sorry, but her voice annoyed the hell out of me so that I couldn't even give the music a chance...or maybe it was the music that was annoying...or both? Heh. Those are my sentiments as well. Perhaps in the same way that only dogs hear dog whistles, only men respond positively to Kate Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: What about those people to whom YOU owe turns you blighter!!? Actually I was waiting for your turn... but I suppose it could be the email crash... meet me on msn or yahoo messenger if you want a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 <big><big>The New Podcast Is Here, The New Podcast Is Here</big></big> And you're all the better for it! The Peng Challenge Thread Podcast has ALL the dirt on the infamous MrPeng and another edition of Ask The Justicar ... Man ... does it GET any better than that? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Oh no not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: does it GET any better than that? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Much. In fact, infinitely. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I've had more fun mashing my finger in a car door. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patchy: Someone at work gave me a whole bunch of Kate Bush albums on mp3 and I loaded them on my computer....and started to listen to some of it....quickly skimming through one annoying sound to the next. I'm sorry, but her voice annoyed the hell out of me so that I couldn't even give the music a chance...or maybe it was the music that was annoying...or both? Heh. Those are my sentiments as well. Perhaps in the same way that only dogs hear dog whistles, only men respond positively to Kate Bush? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I've had more fun mashing my finger in a car door. Michael Say, that is fun! Can I mash the rest of them for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Eh, Boo was on AIM (or Messenger, they're all the same) but he dropped off before I could begin to harangue him further. Coward. I was on for over an hour. What were you doing? Re-editing your post to Kettler for the umpteenth time to get just the right blend of insouciance and worldly wisdom? Or were you in the bathroom again, dealing with that enlarged prostate of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <big><big>The New Podcast Is Here, The New Podcast Is Here</big></big> And you're all the better for it! The Peng Challenge Thread Podcast has ALL the dirt on the infamous MrPeng and another edition of Ask The Justicar ... Man ... does it GET any better than that? You’re now trying to close OPUS DEI? What have I discovered? I tell you now Joe, as Chairman of OPUS DEI I’ve already bought a comfy chair that swings, an air conditioning unit, 164,701 dice, a dude from Chad & a paddling pool and there is NO WAY that I’m giving all that up! You’ll have to pry the comfy swinging chair from by cold, dead butt! ... Oh & Peng's pronounced correctly you fracking twit! ...Oh & my email account is still dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ...Oh & my email account is still dead As is your personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: As is your personality. You disgusting little cretin... fetch me a beer, it's 9am & I'm still sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: Heh. Those are my sentiments as well. Perhaps in the same way that only dogs hear dog whistles, only men respond positively to Kate Bush? *enters wearing a skirt, kicking his legs high into the air (but not both at once) and swaying his arms to and throw* Kate-Bush, it's me, Macey, I've come home. I´m so cold, let me in-a-your window. *gives self wedgie to hit the really high notes* Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely, On the other side from you. I pine a lot. I find the lot Falls through without you. I'm coming back, love, Cruel Kate-Bush, my one dream, My only master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <big><big>The New Podcast Is Here, The New Podcast Is Here</big></big> And you're all the better for it! The Peng Challenge Thread Podcast has ALL the dirt on the infamous MrPeng and another edition of Ask The Justicar ... Man ... does it GET any better than that? You’re now trying to close OPUS DEI? What have I discovered? I tell you now Joe, as Chairman of OPUS DEI I’ve already bought a comfy chair that swings, an air conditioning unit, 164,701 dice, a dude from Chad & a paddling pool and there is NO WAY that I’m giving all that up! You’ll have to pry the comfy swinging chair from by cold, dead butt! ... Oh & Peng's pronounced correctly you fracking twit! ...Oh & my email account is still dead </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Anybody want a large German Shepherd? Will throw in the sister-in-law for free. Also have an ex-boyfriend for rent. Currently sitting in a rubber room down at HCMC. Interesting weekend. Should have invited dalem over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I fell with my bicycle and it hurts! HURTS I TELLS YA! Almost as bad as listening to Joe's podcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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