Joe Shaw Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's one of those days when I'm wandering around the apartment thinking to myself 'I wish someone would call me so I could find the phone, again...' Done and done ... he found his phone. I am SO here for you guys. Joe p.s. Wasn't the CMSF post of his one of the classics? I think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Actually, I rather liked that one, Emrys. Sir 37mm! For one, glorious, shining moment, you didn't 'suck'. I'm not sure it's enough, though. Lie down on the floor and throw filth over yourself until I decide. Enough for what? Enough for me to earn a reply to the email I sent you many moons ago, perhaps? Bah, what do I care I have the next 107.3 hours free… go me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's one of those days when I'm wandering around the apartment thinking to myself 'I wish someone would call me so I could find the phone, again...' You clueless scion of a dung beetle! Why can't you work it out the way a normal drunk does? Go to where the phone jacks into the wall, then follow the cord. And if you use a cordless phone, it serves you right to lose it, you mindless pawn of the capitalist conspiracy. Don't even get me started on cell phones. I note the the call you received was from Olde Foul Joe which should be punishment enough, I suppose. It must have been horribly unpleasant. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: {...this space for rent...} He, of course, refers to the space between his ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Enough for what?To ensure your survival as an entity. Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Enough for me to earn a reply to the email I sent you many moons ago, perhaps?You'll get words when I want to give them to you, and glory in every moment you spend without meriting harsh words from me. Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Bah, what do I care I have the next 107.3 hours free… go me! That's 107.3 hours that you could gainfully use to scoop up ****e from the floor (where you are, I presume, currently lying), and casing it over yourself as you abase yourself before me. It would reassure me to hear that you are, in fact, lying on the floor and scrabbling up filth to pour upon your own head. That is what you are doing in between posting, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: That's 107.3 hours that you could gainfully use to scoop up ****e from the floor (where you are, I presume, currently lying), and casing it over yourself as you abase yourself before me. It would reassure me to hear that you are, in fact, lying on the floor and scrabbling up filth to pour upon your own head. That is what you are doing in between posting, correct? Nonsense... I’m gonna get completely rat-arsed & then beat the ****e out of Sturmy! As for 'reassurance' how about this… *Sir 37mm puts on his mothering face* Awww does little Seanachawoopsy need comforting? Don’t you worry your silly little head with such naughty thoughts… does the little gnomey whomey want some warm milk? Milk? Well sod you! Ya great big fecking walking, talking headache… I’ve just found a pack of rotting Sushi & I can tell you that stinking, shrivelled mass is far more appetising than dealing with your usual Prima Dona whims. *Sir 37mm takes off his mothering face* [ July 22, 2006, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I have returned from Edmonton, and lived to tell the tale. The horrors I underwent are too terrible to be catalogue, but it was nice being in a place without a ridiculous liquor tax. You were in EDMONTON? I thought you chose to go to D.C. or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Well sod you! Ya great big fecking walking, talking headache… I’ve just found a pack of rotting Sushi & I can tell you that stinking, shrivelled mass is far more appetising than dealing with your usual Prima Dona whims. *Sir 37mm takes off his mothering face* You left your "mothering face" on for this? Exactly who did you learn your parenting skilz from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Well sod you! Ya great big fecking walking, talking headache… I’ve just found a pack of rotting Sushi & I can tell you that stinking, shrivelled mass is far more appetising than dealing with your usual Prima Dona whims. *Sir 37mm takes off his mothering face* You left your "mothering face" on for this? Exactly who did you learn your parenting skilz from? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Sir 37mm, you have been found wicked in my sight. I shall smite you. Just as soon as I sober up, or get more pissed. Decisions, decisions... The night is still young. And it is Saturday. Maybe that knowledge will help you in your decision making? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: The night is still young. And it is Saturday. Maybe that knowledge will help you in your decision making? Don't be shy. You're asking me to go to church with you, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Probably the pack of feculent weasels that raised him. sniff Sir 37mm, you have been found wicked in my sight. I shall smite you. Just as soon as I sober up, or get more pissed. Decisions, decisions... Preferably the former… two hours in & I’ve already had someone GO TO GREAT LENGTHS (!) to piss on my parade … I’m now in a roight soddin' mood… sturmy is so gonna get it! You know sometimes the incessant stupidity & daftness of you buggars serves as a very useful anchor in a chaotic world. 105 hours to go… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: You left your "mothering face" on for this? Exactly who did you learn your parenting skilz from? Learn!?! I'm au naturel my dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: 105 hours to go… BOW! BOW BEFORE ME! DO IT NOW! FAST UP WITH IT! Man, I haven't actually seen the top of my desk in...well, according to the lowest deposits, about 18 months. Hey, Berli, thanks for the Kate Bush stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I'm au naturel my dear! While I'm interested to find that I'm not the only one here who posts while naked, the fact that you are informing a Lady of the 'Pool of this fact makes you RIPE FOR A GOOD KICKING, YOU BUGGERED LITTLE LIMEY SEWER RAT! I think I'm going to go with 'getting more pissed'. Or, in the terms of an ancient joke: The regiment has decided to repair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 WHERE IS MY BOO RADLEY?! I have commands, demands, and whims that need executing. Here, one of you sober, pointless little lemmings run and fetch my large, thuggish henchman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: BOW! BOW BEFORE ME! DO IT NOW! FAST UP WITH IT! Wild Peng's wouldn't make me bow infront of you ya Berli licking fecker! Antz however are another matter... I've been on my knee's all week checking out them feckers... I even found one which you could confuse with a beetle. So if you want me to bow before you, you'll need a more interesting bug for me to investigate than yourself... either that or you could drop some loose change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am having a family bar be que, I am drunk I am happy, and I dont give a **** about the world, the middle east, Lebanon or anything else. I am happy, does that mean I am a bad person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: While I'm interested to find that I'm not the only one here who posts while naked, the fact that you are informing a Lady of the 'Pool of this fact makes you RIPE FOR A GOOD KICKING, YOU BUGGERED LITTLE LIMEY SEWER RAT!I thought it was taken as given that most Cesspoolers forget to put their clothes on... if these things are not spoken of infront of Ladies then I doubt that it is for fear of offending them (for they're a hardy sort & used to dealing with items of little merit)... no, it is most likely not spoken of because so few notice that is abnormal to go to work wearing nawt but a huge 'comedy' hat featuring a moose holding a "more beer here" sign [ July 22, 2006, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: I am having a family bar be que, I am drunk I am happy, and I dont give a **** about the world, the middle east, Lebanon or anything else. I am happy, does that mean I am a bad person? Oh, no. There's innumerable other reasons as to why you're a bad person. Carry on with being happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: I am having a family bar be que, I am drunk I am happy, and I dont give a **** about the world, the middle east, Lebanon or anything else. I am happy, does that mean I am a bad person? You're not a bad person (even if you're a wretched mafia ninja hitman)... you're a role model! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: BOW! BOW BEFORE ME! DO IT NOW! FAST UP WITH IT! Wild Peng's wouldn't make me bow infront of you ya Berli licking fecker! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Seanachai, if you are going to argue with someone, do it with someone that at least has some potential in life. Like small Emma. (I'm willing to bet she'd win on most subjects) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Thank you all.....where does concern end and happiness begin? My life is good, do I have to feel guilty because Abdul in Beirut is displaced by Israeli bombs, or that Shlomo and his family have to evacuate their home because of Katyusha rockets ? I dont want to be my brothers keeper, am I a bad person? I dont care . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Oh… There once was a man called the Doorknocker, Everyone loathed him to be sure, He often got shot at by damn Fokkers, He really was a nasty little cur. Oh… There once was a man called the Boo, Foul Joe treated him like a mat, Boo really looked like he’d sniffed some glue, And people often called him a complete twat Oh... there once was a man who really was a gnome, He often spent his time in public bars, And one things for sure he’d never go home, Coz sooner or later he’d end up behind bars Oh… There once was a man called old Foul Joe, But I wasn’t allowed to sing a song about him without signing forms sixteen-nalpha-T-12 & 13gogawhatsaname so err… I won’t *Sir 37mm shows off his new 50p medallion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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