37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Hah ha! I tricked you, ya ‘orrible barstools! This ain’t some frigging grog paradise! This here is the Pengdamn Cesspool & is (although BFC won’t admit it) the only reason the CMSF forum currently exists! This place has rules, lots & lots of rules… normally the Justicar would tell you what they were but he’s currently missing in action (last seen during a Rune scenario)… so we’ll just have to make do without him [ July 17, 2006, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Gamey updates: Sturmsebber, after thrashing my rifle armed grunts with his SIX tanks, has now been forced to attack me on the Somme… around Pozieres to be exact… serves him roight . Boo ‘ Hooch ’ Radley is also facing me on the Somme… a lot of shells are falling AROUND my pasta eating German troops… I call that Boo-accuracy Joe Shaw is, of course, still missing & may we long remember him Me (Axis) & Knee-dan Won (Soviet) are playing the fifth battle in the six battle OPERATION URANUS series of Jason C’s … It is currently one win for me, one draw & two wins for he! Belgian One (also know as stikkkccccypixie ) is getting stuffed in two scenarios. I’m still waiting for turns from Noba (One month), JD Morse (One Month) & Moraine Sedai (two years). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: if I was you No, Sir 37 you cannot be me. I like being me way to much to let someone else have all the fun. I’d be less concerned with the complicated politics of the Middle East . It's not about politics Sir Dorfus; it's about Wargaming! Gawd you sissy la la types sure can get your panties in a bunch. (Hint) Try reading "the words" next time. I believe BFC's understanding and research of military matters and those same matters concerning Israel’s Military would make for a very interesting module for a modern Wargame. If all hell breaks loose then BFC may be forced to change their back-story for Shock Force , that is based on a 2007 invasion of Syria by US forces to something different. BFC has stated that they desire the intro into the game's-story to be plausible. Even if they do not have to make any changes to the story I would still like to see an Israeli module at some future date. It seems to me that would be a very good way to learn about Israel’s TO&E and their capabilities. BFC seems (to me) anyway to have a knack for solid research and the ability to present believable results in their simulations. Just as many people have learned about WWII Militaries from BFC's earlier projects. What is so difficult for some people to grasp about that...I have no idea. Personally I would have preferred an Arab Israeli game, say 1967 to the present day over what BFC plans to offer, but then again, without seeing Shock Force who can really say…. The only politics in my post is what some idiot tried to read into it. (Edited: because I can). [ July 17, 2006, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Gawd you sissy la la types sure can get your panties in a bunch. Oh I wondered what that gripping sensation was. *tugs at panties* That's much more comfortable now. Thanks Abbott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Gawd you sissy la la types sure can get your panties in a bunch. Oh I wondered what that gripping sensation was. *tugs at panties* That's much more comfortable now. Thanks Abbott! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Originally posted by Sir 37mm: if I was you No, Sir 37 you cannot be me. I like being me way to much to let someone else have all the fun. I’d be less concerned with the complicated politics of the Middle East . It's not about politics Sir Dorfus; it's about Wargaming! Gawd you sissy la la types sure can get your panties in a bunch. (Hint) Try reading "the words" next time. I believe BFC's understanding and research of military matters and those same matters concerning Israel’s Military would make for a very interesting module for a modern Wargame. If all hell breaks loose then BFC may be forced to change their back-story for Shock Force , that is based on a 2007 invasion of Syria by US forces to something different. BFC has stated that they desire the intro into the game's-story to be plausible. Even if they do not have to make any changes to the story I would still like to see an Israeli module at some future date. It seems to me that would be a very good way to learn about Israel’s TO&E and their capabilities. BFC seems (to me) anyway to have a knack for solid research and the ability to present believable results in their simulations. Just as many people have learned about WWII Militaries from BFC's earlier projects. What is so difficult for some people to grasp about that...I have no idea. Personally I would have preferred an Arab Israeli game, say 1967 to the present day over what BFC plans to offer, but then again, without seeing Shock Force who can really say…. The only politics in my post is what some idiot tried to read into it. (Edited: because I can). Oh... that makes it clearer. It's about rabbits again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: It's about rabbits again? I like to raise rabbits and eat them, is that a problem for you? Did somebody kill your Easter bunny when you were little? ...why that would break my heart. [ July 17, 2006, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Hooker's a good cop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Speaking of rules... Peng, ol' chum... Seanachai, ol'... bastard... I'm thinking, given the above example, that we, in the interests of the Mutha Beautiful Thread, should consider banning, for life, Sir Tinypopgun from every starting a thread. We've had some bad starts before, but look at that... its like a pile of dog **** in the middle of the sidewalk on a hot summer day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Agreed, he's a simulation bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: It's not about politics Sir Dorfus; it's about Wargaming! I couldn’t give a bleedin’ rat’s arse to what you are interested in! And I think it’s safe to say that I’m not alone in expressing that opinion. So you can strut around & get all uppity as much as you like… but to me it’s nothing more than the flies crawling or buzzing around the pile. Second hint... take it out of your mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Speaking of rules... Peng, ol' chum... Seanachai, ol'... bastard... I'm thinking, given the above example, that we, in the interests of the Mutha Beautiful Thread, should consider banning, for life, Sir Tinypopgun from every starting a thread.Some would say that my post had a touch of class… that it possesses a rough, but pleasing style… and although light in body, it's full in spirit. Anyway will this be like a serious Olde One ruling or a normal Olde One ruling? Coz, for overturning it, I’ve already got the cheap booze. [ July 18, 2006, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Some would say that my post had a touch of class…Perhaps some in the Cheery Wiffle thread might Anyway will this be like a serious Olde One ruling or a normal Olde One ruling?Silly git, all our whims are serious Coz, for overturning it, I’ve already got the cheap booze. Cheap don't cut it with Olde Ones. Even Seanachai drinks high priced aftershave. Peng and I, we like our Scotch near as old as we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: its like a pile of dog **** in the middle of the sidewalk on a hot summer day Roight , There are several common sense tips for avoiding these summertime dangers. Drink plenty of liquids..... even if you are not thirsty Wear loose fitting clothing, and avoid the sun. Stay indoors if you can. Make sure you and all of your friends use a pooper scooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Cheap don't cut it with Olde Ones.I didn't know Budweiser was so expensive... I apologise for the misunderstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Cheap don't cut it with Olde Ones. Even Seanachai drinks high priced aftershave. Peng and I, we like our Scotch near as old as we are So, when the Bard was extolling the virtues of cheap beer to me the other evening, he must have been drunk, I suppose. And on cheap beer, most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: ...I would still like to see an Israeli module at some future date. It seems to me that would be a very good way to learn about Israel’s TO&E and their capabilities. BFC seems (to me) anyway to have a knack for solid research and the ability to present believable results in their simulations. Just as many people have learned about WWII Militaries from BFC's earlier projects.The catch to this is that the Israelis are very tricky about what they let out and what they don't. They make the Official Secrets Act look positively transparent at times. I fear that even BFC's legendary research abilities might founder on that rock. BTW, you suck.* *Added because, well this is the Peng Thread after all. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh... that makes it clearer. It's about rabbits again? Watership Down had RPG-7's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 The guy in this video may be the anti-<font size=1>penguin</font>. With any luck linking the two sites will annihilate them both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Shockforce will soon enter beta stage officially. Progress is slower than anticipated, but what’s new? At the moment we’re more worried to become OBE (overtaken by events) in our hypothetical near-future scenario of a war in Syria to be honest… link Heh, I was right, again. Now you may Officially calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: ...I would still like to see an Israeli module at some future date. It seems to me that would be a very good way to learn about Israel’s TO&E and their capabilities. BFC seems (to me) anyway to have a knack for solid research and the ability to present believable results in their simulations. Just as many people have learned about WWII Militaries from BFC's earlier projects.The catch to this is that the Israelis are very tricky about what they let out and what they don't. They make the Official Secrets Act look positively transparent at times. I fear that even BFC's legendary research abilities might founder on that rock. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh... that makes it clearer. It's about rabbits again? Watership Down had RPG-7's? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Yeah, and your a real peach* You are aware that an Emrys is incapable of understanding sarcasm? He’s just gonna take your statement at face value. As I’ve often said, when dealing with an Emrys you must keep things simple. Allow me to give you an example of something he might understand… Emrys you perfidious collection of visually displeasing baubles, you would look out of place even on Abbotts Christmas tree! … something like that should work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Dave H: The guy in this video may be the anti-<font size=1>penguin</font>. With any luck linking the two sites will annihilate them both. You know if you posted in the other thread as often as you post here you might finally reach the point where the other thread needs a new incarnation. I mean how old is the current incarnation of the Pengawfulthread ... NINE months? Soddin’ hell! Who'd have thought that so few people would be interested in squeaking & hurling smileys at each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm Soddin’ hell! Who'd have thought that so few people would be interested in squeaking & hurling smileys at each other? Speaking of squeaking...whatever has become of Mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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