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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Naming babies is easy. Pick a Disciple or Saint and be done with it.

There you go. Name her Mary Magdelane. I can't forsee her having any problems in the future from that. </font>
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Originally posted by Lars:

Hey, we're always going to need people to wash our feet.

How about the (and I'm quoting you here) "Stupid jungle bunnies"?

I wanted to give the everyone here the benefit of the prejudice on display in your "Come Celebrate Rosa Parks - Wanna Cookie?" thread on Gyrene's site. Maybe Marlow and Barrold and dumrox and Dirtweasle and rleete and dfgardner and wbs will join you in the hilarity here, too.

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Hey, we're always going to need people to wash our feet.

How about the (and I'm quoting you here) "Stupid jungle bunnies"?

I wanted to give the everyone here the benefit of the prejudice on display in your "Come Celebrate Rosa Parks - Wanna Cookie?" thread on Gyrene's site. Maybe Marlow and Barrold and dumrox and Dirtweasle and rleete and dfgardner and wbs will join you in the hilarity here, too. </font>

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If anybody wants to see the Rosa Parks thread, and to defend myself against Dave H's rather lame attempt to paint me as some sort of racist, here you go.

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Oh, don't forget to have a cookie. In the back of the bus. With Clinton. :rolleyes:

We now return you to your usual Cesspool programming.

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

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I do like Anwyn, but we already have an Anna. Siobhan is a definite possibility, or it would be if I could pronounce it. We are kicking the name Gwendolyn or maybe Gueneviere (either way, we could call her Gwen) around right now. Speaking of the Celts, the wife sent me a carving of Cuchulain that I have on my locker.

Gwendolyn makes me think of Wallace and Grommit.
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Originally posted by Lars:

If anybody wants to see the Rosa Parks thread, and to defend myself against Dave H's rather lame attempt to paint me as some sort of racist, here you go.

link

Oh, don't forget to have a cookie. In the back of the bus. With Clinton. :rolleyes:

We now return you to your usual Cesspool programming.

We know you’re not a racist, you have always hated everyone equally.
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Another jolly sing-song in a spirit of Seanachai

Vainamoinen,

old magician, ancient sage,

steered the boat toward shore,

docked it at the jetty.

Ilmarinen,

great smith, eternal artisan,

leaped from the boat,

jumped to the pier.

The red boat rocked,

the sea birds flocked.

Said Ilmarinen,

“Old comrade!

We’ve lost the two fine gifts,

the things never seen before.

Gone is the kantele,

gone is the sampo.

We come home now with nothing!”

But Vainamoinen wept and sang,

Another kantele can be made.

Another sampo might be forged.

But who can make a woman’s warmth?

And who can forge a maiden’s love?

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Rash judgement SNIPPED!

Now, now, Dave Aitch, Lars is no more a racist than I am a big, fuzzy bunny with a wiggly nose and a powder puff tail... and I know you have pictures of me dressed as a big, fuzzy bunny with a wiggly nose and a powder puff tail, but that was at the Halloween party and I was drunk. Not that I need to be drunk to dress as a big, fuzzy bunny with a wiggly nose and a powder puff tail, it's just that sometimes I wish to be huggable.

There.

Now that this has all been cleared up, I want you both to "chuck" each other on the shoulder, look sheepish (but not around Mace, if you know what I mean) and go on as if nothing happened.

I swear, sometimes you kids drive me to drink.

And I bless you for it.

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Attention, all. Dorosh has been located and has made post 20,000.

(This was also announced by not me in the GF)

MD #20,000

I believe that he is asking where he might find the Peng Thread, and Elmar Bijlsma showed him the way.

Addendum - Also, he started his own thread in the GF to talk about it. Apparently, his balls hurt real bad all this time, and that is why he couldn't post.

[ November 10, 2005, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: juan_gigante ]

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