juan_gigante Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Hey, Sir Sir 37mm, not to be disrespectful or anything, but I've been hearing great things about something called "sending turns". You might want to try it out sometime. Or did it get "lost in the internets" again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: And I want to own you, biatch. I'd love you like I love my...oh, never mind, this isn’t going anywhere good... Oh yeah? That sounds like a challenge maggot! How about something cushy for you that won’t be to tough. You can have the Russian with some heavy tanks in the defense… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And I want to own you, biatch. I'd love you like I love my...oh, never mind, this isn’t going anywhere good... Oh yeah? That sounds like a challenge maggot! How about something cushy for you that won’t be to tough. You can have the Russian with some heavy tanks in the defense… </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I have Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 And does this knowledge keep you warm on those long, dark and cold Minnesotan nights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: ... I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!... We were all wandering what that smell was. Now we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Hard Drive make funny noises, crash hard. No read boot sector. Must replace. I blame dalem. Turns out when I get to it. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And I want to own you, biatch. I'd love you like I love my...oh, never mind, this isn’t going anywhere good... Oh yeah? That sounds like a challenge maggot! How about something cushy for you that won’t be to tough. You can have the Russian with some heavy tanks in the defense… </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And I want to own you, biatch. I'd love you like I love my...oh, never mind, this isn’t going anywhere good... Oh yeah? That sounds like a challenge maggot! How about something cushy for you that won’t be to tough. You can have the Russian with some heavy tanks in the defense… </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 Only because I'm not rubbing it back and forth over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Simple instructions a Dane maybe able to understand. </font>1. Take the back off of the washin maching.</font>2. Back the truck up to the porch.</font>3. Jack up the truck and take a wheel offoftaback, put cinder blocks and/or firewood under the truck to keep the back end offa the ground.</font>4. Run a rope around the rear brake drum and into the back of the washin machine tightly wrapped around the pulley that is attached to the broken motor.</font>5. Start the truck in low gear.</font>6. Wash clothes.</font> LOL, *still chuckling* like anyone really wears underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: LOL, *still chuckling* like anyone really wears underwear. Some of us don't want to chafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: LOL, *still chuckling* like anyone really wears underwear. Some of us don't want to chafe. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: Rash judgement SNIPPED! Now, now, Dave Aitch, Lars is no more a racist than I am... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Bard! File! Now! Like pulling bloody teeth with this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was in Oklahoma talking to Red Necked Dollar on the side of the highway? No? Oh well… You see old Dollar was standing off the highway in the field leaning on his hoe (not his wife you smart asses) anyway, there he was leaning on his hoe watching the sun a settin. When down the highway a piece we seen this big white car comin. Well as it drew nigh (that’s city talk) as the car came closer we noticed it was a big white Cadillac and it had a huge pair of steer horns on the hood! Well it pulled over and a great big guy wearin a tall wide hat got out and he strode on over to the both of us. He was also sportin’ a suit that was just as white as his hat and a black string tie with a silver Armadillo clasp he began to speak. He said, “you know I am from Texas and (he looked about) sayin’ This place kind of reminds me of my spread back home”. “I can get in my rig in the morin’, start driving and not reach the end of my place until the sun goes down”. Well, that was nuthin’ new to me and the Dollar . The Dollar just spit and said, “Yep, my pickup runs like that”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Boo! Golly I love doing that. Ah me. Anyway, We are moving right along in our little Like a Good Neighbor State Farm 79 Is There from that misdisplaced waffler Hey Abbott! Waddayawant Costello? whom has shown to be a very less than terrible scenario designer. At least as far as I can tell. I should like to tell you all a little tip about Blood Hamster matches, and PBEM matches in general, and well just playing the game in general I suppose. It is typically a good Idea to READ the thingamabobber stuffeses at the beginning of the game, so that you have some idea of what you are getting into vis the nature of the task at hand in terms of such basics as who is attacking whom. For example, I know a guy who challenged Boo! to a Blood Hamster match and merrily started rolling his troops along and when he had a building in sight - which in some circumstances might have been considered a nice place to have an FO hiding, or some nasssty tricksey machine guns primed to mow down peace-loving German Liberators of Soviet oppressed peasantry - opened fire on it with a bit of HE (I - I mean this guy - finds that shooting at potentially occupied buildings sort of calms him down) Anyway, in SOME circumstances, say those in which the scenario has an attacker and a defender, one might suspect that a big high building near a victory flag might be occupied - naturally and wanting to let the sneaky bastards within know that their time on this green earth is short and to make peace with his maker, whatever he might concieve it to be - hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. Well, in that sort of scenario it makes sense to lay down a little suppressing fire at potential hotbeds of enemy activity... Of course when its a MEETING ENGAGEMENT it doesn't really do much good because you can be pretty damn sure that the building in question is DEFINITELY EMPTY. So I, I mean this guy, felt a bit chagrined that he had been carefully manhoovering his goddamtruppen with the knowledge that he was attacking a well defended State Farm. False, wrong, completely bolloxed knowledge, but knowledge nonetheless. So I had to, I mean this GUY had to quickly rework his thinking in regards how to approach the farm... and then re-rethink again because he shilly shallied and dilly dallied and mosied along so patiently for several turns that it pretty much means that at this point the damn victory areas are occupied by Boo!movich's troops. So, keep in mind that its a good idea to RTF Notes when starting a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Ah Mr. Peng thank you for the notes on the battle. I was wondering how it was playing out for the both of you. I just finished PBEM the same scenario with one of those geeky Wafflers . I played as the Russian player armed with the knowledge of the OOB and lost the battle 58% to 42%. At the end I held the two large flags located at the farm but my troops were just to tore up by long-range tank gunnery to do much more then hold on while the clock ticked away the turns. He also devastated a bit of my infantry, which contributed to outscoring me points wise. The game ended on turn 39 with the German player holding the victory flag at the crossroads and a large advantage in casualty points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: I just finished PBEM the same scenario with one of those geeky Wafflers . I played as the Russian player armed with the knowledge of the OOB and lost the battle 58% to 42%. Ahem!Biatch :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: I just finished PBEM the same scenario with one of those geeky Wafflers . I played as the Russian player armed with the knowledge of the OOB and lost the battle 58% to 42%. Ahem!Biatch :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by no_one: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: I just finished PBEM the same scenario with one of those geeky Wafflers . I played as the Russian player armed with the knowledge of the OOB and lost the battle 58% to 42%. Ahem!Biatch :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Beware of Peng! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 30 Facts about Vin Diesel If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F you, team. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLS***!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. Vin Diesel can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh*t. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Vin Diesel can divide by zero. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow. Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while f-ing another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Van Diesel is a baby girl wuss la la. Of course I'm saying that from the relative safe distance of a few thousand kilometres/miles, and have given a false home address just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Hey, Sir Sir 37mm, not to be disrespectful or anything, but I've been hearing great things about something called "sending turns". You might want to try it out sometime. Or did it get "lost in the internets" again? I've sent you your bloody turn three times now... Vin Diesel wouldn't need my turn three bloody times... heck he'd probably have sent his turn before receiving mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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