dalem Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Peng, Peng Challenge, what a beautiful thread Peng, Peng Challenge, for beautiful people Peng, Peng Challenge, you're beautiful to me 10,000 posts and just one Seanachai The Rules As I, dalem, Seniour Kanigget, Patriarch of House Persiflage (Atomic), Lord High Hullabalooster, Prince of the MBT, and Grand Master of Pants doth decree that you shall Be witty. Be gritty. Refrain from talking about your Itty Bitty. And avoid the label of "twitty". So It Is Written, So It Is Done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 The Justicar will be angry that no sodding off is mentioned. And you know how he gets... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Well, first on your block unless a New Zealander already lives there... NG, your poor attempt at baiting is noted and will be duly ignored when I get around to it. Juan, how are those quests coming along? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Tossers* Noba. *<font size=-2>Pre-emptive strike...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: You make of me a fool with your keen eye, good lady. Actually, I think you do a fine job of that without my assistance. *killed the "razz" smilie that tried to infiltrate my post* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Ummm, Lars, you DO realize the implications of your statement right? I mean if you look at it logically it certainly seems that (a) (forgive me Peng but this is a matter of some import and perhaps even export and therefore it behooves ... behoofs us to be crystal clear) Seanachai HAD underwear ON at some point ... you say as much in your statement and ( (I know, I know, it doesn't feel right to me either to use consecutive parenthetical enumeration ... eletteration ... whatever, but it MUST be done) he TOOK them off at some point to put them on his head. Therefore (xxiii} (that really does work better doesn't it) EITHER Seanachai was walking around ALL NIGHT without underwear on and was, one has to presume, CARRYING it with him OR ... FAR worse ... he disrobed in front of you to put them on his head.Well, Joe, it seems you nodded off in the middle of an analysis yet again, since you have overlooked a third possibility. Namely, that he stayed fully dressed at all times, including underwear, but had a second pair of soiled undies in his purse for just such occasions, being a foresightly kind of girl...I mean, guy. But that's okay, Joe. We've come to expect that kind of sloppy, slipshod performance of you and would be disappointed if you didn't come through on cue like a trained seal. I trust this will find you in your usual state of mothball sniffing induced delirium. Cheers, Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: *killed the "razz" smilie that tried to infiltrate my post* Sneaks several razz smilies into MS' post just for the hell of it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 And why should he not have more than one pair of underwear? By his own admission, he has been blessed with generous and kindly relatives (we know that since he was not drowned at birth {I'm not claiming that they have an abundance of good judgement}), who for their own sakes if for no other reason regularly supply him with multiple sets of clean underwear in the fond hope that even if he never launders them, he will dispose of them in a somewhat sanitary manner (like used Pampers™) and wear something at least temporarily clean to the next family get together. That he would have learned to carry a spare set with him at all times in case he forgot once again to change them before setting out is entirely reasonable to assume. Or at least it was before his last neuron died of alcoholic poisoning. MichaelYes, well we can trust a {SNEER} Canadian {/SNEER} ... to come up with THAT convoluted line of reasoning. I know, I know ... TECHNICALLY you're not Canadian but you're in Washington and that's close enough. Michael, Seanachai's family has come to recognize him BY his, uh, distinctive smell. Much as mother geese recognize their little gosling from all the others, so does his family recognize HIM from all the other gnomish drunks wandering the woods of ManySoda. New underwear would defeat the process and would, depend upon it, be a short term fix at best. Joe [ January 24, 2006, 07:08 AM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Michael, Seanachai's family has come to recognize him BY his, uh, distinctive smell. Much as mother geese recognize their little gosling from all the others, so does his family recognize HIM from all the other gnomish drunks wandering the woods of ManySoda.I just had this wonderful mental picture of Seanachai, lost and quacking for his mother. And then the truck hit him. Thanks, Joe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Boot tha's noo wha tha call haim "skidmarks", as at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. Umm, I don't think that's a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. Umm, I don't think that's a woman. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Try to get her to eat something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: Try to get her to eat something. Now if *that's* not a loaded statement if ever I saw one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 [rolls out a plump sprout from behind a Paddock bush] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [rolls out a plump sprout from behind a Paddock bush] You stay away now!!! I tell you she's mine!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Take me home!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Take me home!!! Wow, did you lose weight? [ January 24, 2006, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I think Jenna Elfman is as cute as a button, inside and out. Here's a photo of her and her husband, Bodhi: He must be a really nice guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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